1 00:00:53,261 --> 00:00:55,304 [Man Narrating] This is the Earth at a time 2 00:00:55,388 --> 00:00:59,808 when the dinosaurs roamed a lush and fertile planet. 3 00:01:07,525 --> 00:01:11,111 A piece of rock just six miles wide 4 00:01:11,196 --> 00:01:13,155 changed all that. 5 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:25,000 It hit with the force of 10,000 nuclear weapons. 6 00:01:28,046 --> 00:01:32,716 A trillion tons of dirt and rock hurtled into the atmosphere, 7 00:01:32,801 --> 00:01:35,511 creating a suffocating blanket of dust 8 00:01:35,595 --> 00:01:38,222 the sun was powerless to penetrate 9 00:01:38,306 --> 00:01:40,724 for a thousand years. 10 00:01:48,817 --> 00:01:50,734 It happened before. 11 00:01:51,986 --> 00:01:53,946 It will happen again. 12 00:01:55,698 --> 00:01:58,408 It's just a question of when. 13 00:02:14,384 --> 00:02:16,343 [Man Chattering] 14 00:02:19,264 --> 00:02:21,223 [Man] Houston, affirmative. 15 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:24,518 Now try again. 16 00:02:24,602 --> 00:02:27,646 [Man On Radio Chattering] 17 00:02:28,189 --> 00:02:29,815 Almost got it. 18 00:02:29,899 --> 00:02:31,150 [Grunts] 19 00:02:33,027 --> 00:02:36,738 - Atlantis, I'm almost there. - Houston, Pete's lookin' real strong. 20 00:02:36,823 --> 00:02:40,075 Okay, Pete, we got that coupling on the board here now. 21 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:43,495 We'll give you the go-ahead from down here when it's in alignment. 22 00:02:43,580 --> 00:02:47,332 Sounds good. Give me ten seconds. 23 00:02:47,417 --> 00:02:48,584 [Sighs] 24 00:02:48,668 --> 00:02:51,086 His heart rate's racing. Hey, Pete. 25 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:52,671 - It's Truman. - Hey. 26 00:02:52,755 --> 00:02:54,882 - How you doing up there, hoss? - Pretty good. 27 00:02:54,966 --> 00:02:57,342 Listen, Pete, we got an eye on your meds here. 28 00:02:57,427 --> 00:02:58,677 I'll give you a buffalo nickel 29 00:02:58,761 --> 00:03:00,679 if you'll calm down just a little bit. 30 00:03:00,763 --> 00:03:03,473 - Can you do that for me? - Whatever you say. 31 00:03:03,558 --> 00:03:07,060 Okay, now, we got plenty of time, buddy, so don't you worry. 32 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:13,358 Looking good here. 33 00:03:13,443 --> 00:03:14,484 He'll be all right. 34 00:03:14,569 --> 00:03:16,612 - Go ahead, Atlantis. - Roger that, Houston. 35 00:03:16,696 --> 00:03:18,447 Suggest we start reeling Pete in. 36 00:03:29,918 --> 00:03:31,376 [Buzzing] 37 00:03:31,461 --> 00:03:33,420 - What the hell is that? - My Lord. 38 00:03:36,382 --> 00:03:38,800 [Screaming] 39 00:03:39,802 --> 00:03:40,844 We're down! 40 00:03:43,806 --> 00:03:45,599 Houston! 41 00:03:48,019 --> 00:03:50,562 We've lost all contact. 42 00:03:52,649 --> 00:03:55,317 Stewart, play that tape back! 43 00:03:58,488 --> 00:04:01,323 [Screaming] Houston! 44 00:04:04,118 --> 00:04:05,744 Multiple bogies! Multiple bogies! 45 00:04:05,828 --> 00:04:08,914 Sector five, niner. I have three. Now five. 46 00:04:08,998 --> 00:04:11,041 - Unidentified tracks. - My screen's full. 47 00:04:11,125 --> 00:04:13,168 Multiple tracks headed toward the Atlantic seaboard! 48 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:14,836 This could be a surprise missile attack. 49 00:04:14,921 --> 00:04:18,006 [Alarm Blaring] 50 00:04:20,677 --> 00:04:23,929 Mr. President, the shuttle Atlantis just exploded in space. 51 00:04:24,013 --> 00:04:28,058 Okay, I want three groups! One, internal malfunction. 52 00:04:28,142 --> 00:04:30,978 Get the log tape. Start working back. Maybe it's a glitch. 53 00:04:31,062 --> 00:04:33,772 Two, I want NORAD, Space Command and the 50th tactical, 54 00:04:33,856 --> 00:04:36,441 comparing all the space junk you tracked in every orbit. 55 00:04:36,526 --> 00:04:38,986 I want you to check, recheck and then do it all over again. 56 00:04:39,070 --> 00:04:41,989 Number three, wild cards. Anything and everything. 57 00:04:42,073 --> 00:04:45,575 All right? Now, Big Ross, get on the telephone. Wake up 11,000 people. 58 00:04:45,660 --> 00:04:47,119 - Walt, get 'em going. - Let's go! 59 00:04:47,203 --> 00:04:52,040 Karl. Karl! Karl. 60 00:04:54,085 --> 00:04:56,962 Karl! Your Stouffer's pot pie's 61 00:04:57,046 --> 00:04:59,631 been on the table almost ten hours. 62 00:04:59,716 --> 00:05:02,009 - I want a divorce. - Dottie, I'm on to something big here. 63 00:05:02,093 --> 00:05:05,429 I... I don't know what this is, but it looks like something's burnin' up there. 64 00:05:05,513 --> 00:05:07,347 Go get my phone book, will you? Get my phone book. 65 00:05:07,432 --> 00:05:09,349 Get those names of those guys from NASA. 66 00:05:09,434 --> 00:05:14,396 Excuse me! Am I wearing a sign that says, "Karl's Slave"? 67 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:17,649 Go get my goddamn phone book! 68 00:05:17,734 --> 00:05:20,944 Get the book! Get the book! Get the book! 69 00:05:25,575 --> 00:05:29,161 Space Command is reporting negative. That is zero global launches. 70 00:05:29,245 --> 00:05:31,496 It might just be a piece of the shuttle breaking up as it comes in. 71 00:05:31,581 --> 00:05:32,789 It might be Santa Claus. 72 00:05:32,874 --> 00:05:36,126 Until we get definitive, reliable confirmation, General, 73 00:05:36,210 --> 00:05:38,378 we go to DEFCON Three. 74 00:05:43,509 --> 00:05:47,054 I'm gettin' ready for the big time 75 00:05:47,138 --> 00:05:50,557 Someday you're gonna say I'm big time, too 76 00:05:51,934 --> 00:05:54,019 Hey, little man! Little Richard! 77 00:05:54,103 --> 00:05:56,688 Me and you, man! We're going to the top, baby! 78 00:05:56,773 --> 00:06:00,776 Big time! I ain't gonna be ridin' this bike for the rest of my life. 79 00:06:00,860 --> 00:06:03,236 You know what I'm sayin'? I'm gettin' a motorcycle, baby. 80 00:06:03,321 --> 00:06:05,447 We're gonna travel in style. 81 00:06:06,449 --> 00:06:10,285 I'm gettin' ready for the big time 82 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:12,871 Someday I'm gonna be in big time news 83 00:06:12,955 --> 00:06:16,875 Watch where you're goin'. I bet you, none of you all stop for brothers. 84 00:06:16,959 --> 00:06:18,627 Slow down, Little Richard. 85 00:06:18,711 --> 00:06:20,921 You've been ridin' all morning. You gotta take a dump? 86 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:25,133 We interrupt our regularly scheduled program... 87 00:06:25,218 --> 00:06:26,551 - What happened? ...to bring you this special report. 88 00:06:26,636 --> 00:06:27,677 Shh, shh, shh. 89 00:06:27,762 --> 00:06:32,307 The shuttle ATLantis exploded in space at 3:47 a.m., Eastern Standard Time. 90 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:34,851 [Growling] 91 00:06:34,936 --> 00:06:36,186 [Squeaking] 92 00:06:36,270 --> 00:06:38,522 Hey! Get, get. 93 00:06:38,606 --> 00:06:41,525 [Chattering] 94 00:06:41,609 --> 00:06:44,319 - That's my Godzilla. Come on, now. - Yo, fool! 95 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:46,571 Don't be kickin' Little Richard. What the hell your problem? 96 00:06:46,656 --> 00:06:49,908 That dog's eatin' my Godzilla. What's a little runt like you gonna do about it? 97 00:06:49,992 --> 00:06:52,077 Get him, Richard. Sic him. If I wasn't no Christian, 98 00:06:52,161 --> 00:06:56,123 I'd be throwin' your fat pineapple-eatin' ass through the window. 99 00:06:59,544 --> 00:07:02,504 [Screaming] 100 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:09,511 Why we not going? 101 00:07:09,595 --> 00:07:11,596 You know why? 'Cause this is New York City. 102 00:07:11,681 --> 00:07:14,975 Anything could happen. Let's see. Could've been a terrorist bomb. 103 00:07:15,059 --> 00:07:18,437 Could've been a dead body. Somebody shot, stabbed, and it's Friday, payday. 104 00:07:18,521 --> 00:07:20,605 Dude, somebody probably didn't get their paycheck. Yes? 105 00:07:20,690 --> 00:07:22,149 I want to go shopping. 106 00:07:22,233 --> 00:07:26,653 Me, too, but we ain't goin' nowhere 'cause this is a traffic jam. 107 00:07:27,363 --> 00:07:28,822 - Little Richard! - Right over there! 108 00:07:28,906 --> 00:07:29,990 [Screaming] 109 00:07:30,074 --> 00:07:31,992 Little Richard! 110 00:07:32,076 --> 00:07:33,952 Hang on, Little Richard. I'm comin'! 111 00:07:34,036 --> 00:07:35,620 [Whimpering] 112 00:07:35,705 --> 00:07:38,415 Don't you worry about it. I'm gonna get you outta there! 113 00:07:38,499 --> 00:07:41,543 You okay, buddy? Don't worry about it. Hang in there. 114 00:07:42,378 --> 00:07:44,629 Somebody dial 911! 115 00:07:44,714 --> 00:07:46,673 My screen's full. They're all over the place. 116 00:07:46,757 --> 00:07:48,133 Bogies are breachin' the atmosphere 117 00:07:48,217 --> 00:07:50,343 from Finland down the North American seaboard. 118 00:07:53,931 --> 00:07:56,266 [Screaming] 119 00:08:01,189 --> 00:08:02,898 Whoa! 120 00:08:05,985 --> 00:08:07,444 Look at that! 121 00:08:13,659 --> 00:08:15,785 Oh, we at war! 122 00:08:15,870 --> 00:08:17,704 [Screaming Continues] 123 00:08:18,164 --> 00:08:19,748 Saddam Hussein is bombing us! 124 00:08:48,486 --> 00:08:50,695 [Man Screaming] 125 00:09:14,971 --> 00:09:16,012 Let's stay focused. We need to 126 00:09:16,097 --> 00:09:18,056 - map the trajectory now. - That could take a week. 127 00:09:18,140 --> 00:09:20,642 Just find it, okay? I wanna know if the worst is over or if it's on its way. 128 00:09:20,726 --> 00:09:22,435 We've got General Kimsey on the line. 129 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:25,397 We've got hits from Finland to South Carolina. 130 00:09:25,481 --> 00:09:27,148 We know they're not missiles. Now what the hell is it? 131 00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:30,652 It's a meteor shower. That's what took out the shuttle. 132 00:09:30,820 --> 00:09:33,488 [Overlapping Chattering] 133 00:09:33,781 --> 00:09:36,116 I've got the president on AirForce One demanding answers. 134 00:09:36,993 --> 00:09:38,577 [General] Is it over? 135 00:09:38,661 --> 00:09:42,163 General, we've got 11,000 people at NASA trying to figure that out right now. 136 00:09:42,248 --> 00:09:43,248 When we know, you'll know. 137 00:09:45,710 --> 00:09:48,003 [Sirens Wailing] 138 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:50,922 Okay, Karl, listen. I want you to take your time. 139 00:09:51,007 --> 00:09:52,465 Yes, sir. You're definitely the first. 140 00:09:52,550 --> 00:09:57,596 Okay, first coordinate. One-two-three-nine. 1239, right? 141 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:01,725 - F.B.I. locked his location. - Saw an explosion in space. 142 00:10:01,809 --> 00:10:03,268 Okay. 143 00:10:03,352 --> 00:10:04,519 [Whispering] 144 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:07,188 - Listen, Karl, this is top secret. - Sir, I'm retired Navy. 145 00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:10,317 I know all about classified. But one more thing. 146 00:10:10,401 --> 00:10:12,319 The person that finds her gets to name her, right? 147 00:10:12,403 --> 00:10:16,865 - Yes, that's right. - I wanna name her Dottie, after my wife. 148 00:10:16,949 --> 00:10:20,785 She's a vicious life-suckin' bitch from which there's no escape. 149 00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:23,622 - That's sweet, Karl. - S.D.I., this is flight director! 150 00:10:23,706 --> 00:10:25,415 I wanna get that Hubble movin', and I want it now. 151 00:10:25,499 --> 00:10:26,875 Roger that. 152 00:10:26,959 --> 00:10:28,209 We're movin' the Hubble! 153 00:10:34,967 --> 00:10:36,259 [Man] It's enormous. 154 00:10:36,344 --> 00:10:40,388 This is the anomaly at 1643. 155 00:10:41,807 --> 00:10:45,727 Here is the anomaly at 1658, 156 00:10:45,811 --> 00:10:49,481 and here is the anomaly at 1700. 157 00:10:49,565 --> 00:10:52,484 Enough with this anomaly horseshit! 158 00:10:52,568 --> 00:10:55,487 - What is this thing? - It's an asteroid, sir. 159 00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:58,323 How big are we talking? 160 00:10:58,407 --> 00:11:00,367 Sir, our best estimate is 97.6 billion... 161 00:11:00,451 --> 00:11:03,453 - It's the size of Texas, Mr. President. - Y-Yes, sir. 162 00:11:03,537 --> 00:11:05,997 Dan, we didn't see this thing coming? 163 00:11:06,082 --> 00:11:08,291 Well, our object collision budget's a million dollars. 164 00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:10,502 That allows us to track about three percent of the sky. 165 00:11:10,586 --> 00:11:12,962 And begging your pardon, sir, it's a big-ass sky. 166 00:11:13,047 --> 00:11:14,714 - And the ones this morning? - Those are nothing. 167 00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:16,508 They're the size of basketballs 168 00:11:16,592 --> 00:11:18,343 and Volkswagens, things like that. 169 00:11:18,427 --> 00:11:23,181 - Is this going to hit us? - We're efforting that as we speak, sir. 170 00:11:23,265 --> 00:11:25,934 - What kind of damage are we... - Damage? 171 00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:29,396 Total, sir. 172 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:31,898 It's what we call a global killer. 173 00:11:31,982 --> 00:11:34,192 The end of mankind. 174 00:11:34,276 --> 00:11:36,194 Doesn't matter where it hits. 175 00:11:36,278 --> 00:11:38,863 Nothing would survive. Not even bacteria. 176 00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:42,659 My God. What do we do? 177 00:11:42,868 --> 00:11:44,786 [Groaning] 178 00:11:51,752 --> 00:11:55,004 We have 18 days before it hits Earth. 179 00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:06,558 [Man] Have mercy 180 00:12:06,642 --> 00:12:08,226 Rise and shine! 181 00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:10,270 [Yelling] 182 00:12:10,354 --> 00:12:13,565 Stop the drilling! Stop the drilling! Stop the drilling! 183 00:12:13,649 --> 00:12:16,067 Fore! 184 00:12:16,152 --> 00:12:18,069 Stop the drilling! Stop the drilling! 185 00:12:18,154 --> 00:12:21,072 - Hey! - Hey, that was close! 186 00:12:21,157 --> 00:12:24,075 [Chuckling] 187 00:12:24,785 --> 00:12:27,829 I give you 50,000 a year in donations. 188 00:12:27,913 --> 00:12:29,414 What do you think they're so mad about, Chick? 189 00:12:29,498 --> 00:12:32,375 Well, I think they feel that drilling for oil is an evil thing. 190 00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:35,295 You know how much diesel that clunker boat pumps out an hour? 191 00:12:35,379 --> 00:12:40,759 I just found out something interesting. Number two chewed 180 feet last night. 192 00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:43,261 - Who do we have to thank for this? - I'll give you two guesses. 193 00:12:43,345 --> 00:12:45,180 But you're only gonna need one. 194 00:12:45,264 --> 00:12:47,515 Goddamn it, A.J.! 195 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,517 A.J.! 196 00:12:51,979 --> 00:12:54,856 A.J.! A.J., you in here? 197 00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:57,650 Oh, that's just perfect. In bed. Get up! 198 00:12:57,735 --> 00:13:01,780 - Uh, hey, you wanted to see me? - Yeah, I was lookin' for ya. 199 00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:03,615 You're pissed. Okay, I can see that. 200 00:13:03,699 --> 00:13:06,826 No. You know what, A.J.? I'm not pissed. You've seen me pissed. 201 00:13:06,911 --> 00:13:08,745 This is way, way beyond pissed, though. 202 00:13:08,829 --> 00:13:10,914 You know I shut down number two last night, right? 203 00:13:10,998 --> 00:13:13,541 - Yeah, man, I had a hunch on that. - Let me tell you something. 204 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:16,419 Someday, many years from now, when you're all growed up, 205 00:13:16,504 --> 00:13:17,837 and you got your own oil company 206 00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:20,799 and $8 million of your own money on the contract, 207 00:13:20,883 --> 00:13:24,511 you can do whatever comes into that little A.J. -idiotin' mind of yours you want. 208 00:13:24,595 --> 00:13:26,763 But as long as it says "Harry Stamper Oil" on the rig, 209 00:13:26,847 --> 00:13:28,139 you will not disobey my rules. 210 00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:30,099 - You got that? - Yeah, I do got it. 211 00:13:30,184 --> 00:13:32,393 All right, now I need to hear five words from you. 212 00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:34,687 - Uh... - I'll... 213 00:13:34,772 --> 00:13:36,815 [Together] Never do that again. 214 00:13:36,899 --> 00:13:39,400 I'm a fool. That was idiotic. I... I mean, that was stupid. 215 00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:41,152 I'm an idiot. I know what name's on the sign. I'm not... 216 00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:42,987 - What's goin' on here? - What's goin' on? 217 00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:44,948 Well, I mean, you know, I screwed up. I'm a little edgy. 218 00:13:45,032 --> 00:13:48,243 - How long you work for me? - Five wonderful years. 219 00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:51,412 In five years, you have never apologized to me this quickly. 220 00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:53,498 Something's going on here. I'm gonna find out what it is. 221 00:13:53,582 --> 00:13:56,292 [Stammering] Well, I'm turning over a new leaf. 222 00:13:56,377 --> 00:13:57,502 I'm trying to learn from the man. 223 00:13:57,586 --> 00:13:59,671 What would Harry do? 224 00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:07,178 I'm at a loss for words. 225 00:14:08,597 --> 00:14:10,014 Okay, I can explain this. 226 00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:11,558 - You can explain that? - I can. 227 00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:15,270 I would really like an explanation. You just stay right here. 228 00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:22,861 Grace? 229 00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:24,821 Hi, Harry. 230 00:14:24,905 --> 00:14:28,116 I have asked you repeatedly to call me Dad. 231 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:29,576 Sorry, Harry. 232 00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:31,953 Get up and get your clothes on. 233 00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:37,375 You just stay right there. I'll be right back. 234 00:14:44,466 --> 00:14:47,010 Here's what we're gonna do. I want every strategy we've got 235 00:14:47,094 --> 00:14:48,386 on near-Earth object collision. 236 00:14:48,470 --> 00:14:50,889 Okay? Any ideas, any programs, 237 00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:54,017 anything you sketched on a pizza box or cocktail napkin. 238 00:14:54,101 --> 00:14:56,102 For 30 years, they questioned the need for NASA. 239 00:14:56,186 --> 00:14:57,312 Today, we're gonna give 'em the answer. 240 00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:03,359 You know about this, Rockhound? 241 00:15:03,444 --> 00:15:06,154 - You knew? - No, I had no idea. 242 00:15:07,823 --> 00:15:09,991 Where's Harry? 243 00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:13,328 Harry, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I understand, okay? 244 00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:15,663 You're mad. Who... Who wouldn't be mad? 245 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,749 - He's gonna shoot you. - Nah, no, he's not. 246 00:15:17,833 --> 00:15:18,875 Oh, shit. 247 00:15:18,959 --> 00:15:21,961 [Screaming] 248 00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:25,006 - Harry! - What's wrong with you? 249 00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:27,091 Make your peace with God, A.J.! 250 00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:29,469 This guy's got a gun, man. He's shooting at me. 251 00:15:29,553 --> 00:15:31,262 Harry, this is not funny! 252 00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:33,806 Harry, listen to me! We can talk this over! 253 00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:37,185 - Oh, is this a serious thing? - Yeah, pretty serious. 254 00:15:37,269 --> 00:15:38,436 - Bear! - What's up? 255 00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:40,855 He's shootin' at me. You see Harry comin', crack him with that wrench. 256 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:44,150 You told A.J.'s dad just before he died that you would take care of the boy. 257 00:15:44,234 --> 00:15:46,527 Now I'm not sure that shootin' him is takin' care of him. 258 00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:47,695 Why don't you put the gun down? 259 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,656 You don't want none of this. Get out of my way. 260 00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:51,950 Just tryin' to give my man a head start, that's all. 261 00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:53,284 Not to mention the fact that I don't think 262 00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:54,953 you wanna kill the best man on your crew, 263 00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:57,455 - before we strike oil. - Aw, Chick, I ain't gonna kill him. 264 00:15:57,539 --> 00:16:00,291 Just gonna take a foot off. A man can work with one foot. 265 00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:03,294 You remember old Frank Marx who worked with one hand all them years? 266 00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:04,587 Yeah, but he wasn't very good. 267 00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:07,423 Harry, put the gun down! You're acting insane! 268 00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:10,051 Now, honey, go get some clothes on and get out of the way. 269 00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:14,305 - You can't control my life! - Fine. Clothes. Now! 270 00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:15,556 All right, stop! All right! 271 00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:17,600 It was funny for a minute. It's not funny anymore. 272 00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:22,563 - Fuck! - Harry, this is illegal, man. 273 00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:24,816 I'm temporarily insane, Rock. It's all right. 274 00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:27,902 [Screaming] 275 00:16:29,905 --> 00:16:31,656 - Do I look like I'm crazy to you? - Well... 276 00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:33,825 Harry! Hey, just cool down. 277 00:16:33,909 --> 00:16:36,411 What are you doing? Harry, stop! Cut it out. 278 00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:38,496 - All right, Harry. - All right, now, listen. 279 00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:42,250 Man to man. I'm serious. I love her. 280 00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:44,252 Way wrong answer! 281 00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:47,005 [Screaming] 282 00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:49,841 - Whoa, whoa, Harry. It's gettin' real. - Harry! Come on, Harry! 283 00:16:49,925 --> 00:16:52,552 - You shot me! - You shot him. 284 00:16:52,636 --> 00:16:54,512 That bullet never got close. Just a ricochet. 285 00:16:54,596 --> 00:16:57,056 You know, it's all funny till somebody gets shot in the leg! 286 00:16:57,141 --> 00:17:01,102 Hey, pucker up. We got clients incoming. 287 00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:05,523 Uh, b-back in-in... In 1974, 288 00:17:05,607 --> 00:17:07,150 we-we first got the idea 289 00:17:07,234 --> 00:17:09,110 the-the possibility that-that a meteor or an asteroid... 290 00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:11,946 I need somebody who's had a little less caffeine this morning. Doc, translate. 291 00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:16,951 Yes, sir. Our first feasibility plan was to use a spread-focus laser generator 292 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,995 to heat the object to the point of fracture. 293 00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:21,622 That's like shooting a B.B. gun at a freight train, Doc. 294 00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:23,332 Uh, some of us have got this idea. 295 00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:26,919 We wanna land a craft, deploy solar sails. 296 00:17:27,004 --> 00:17:32,633 You'll have a big canopy. Solar winds will be caught by these Mylar sails. 297 00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:35,553 - Okay... - Come on, guys! 298 00:17:35,637 --> 00:17:39,307 We gotta come up with something realistic here. We got 18 days. 299 00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:43,186 That's 431 hours, 15 minutes and 18 seconds. 300 00:17:43,270 --> 00:17:45,813 Time's a luxury we don't have. What? 301 00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,818 Listen, Harry, A.J. is my choice. 302 00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,403 My choice and not yours. 303 00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:54,405 He's the only one in your age bracket, Grace. 304 00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:56,407 It's not a choice. It's a lack of options. 305 00:17:56,492 --> 00:17:58,951 I don't know what in the world makes you think 306 00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:01,662 that you have the right to tell me what to do anymore, Harry. 307 00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:03,706 I suppose being your father doesn't count, huh? 308 00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:05,583 - Not really. - Since when? 309 00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:08,920 Since I reached the age of ten and became older than you, Harry. 310 00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:11,297 Since Mom split. Why don't you take your pick? 311 00:18:11,381 --> 00:18:13,925 Look, I understand that you are handicapped 312 00:18:14,009 --> 00:18:16,719 by natural immaturity, and I forgive you. 313 00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:19,722 I may be an immature father, but I'm still your employer. 314 00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:21,766 And as your boss, I want you on that crew boat tonight 315 00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:22,975 and back in the office by Monday. 316 00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:26,020 - You got that? - Okay. I quit. 317 00:18:26,563 --> 00:18:29,107 Grace, you can't quit now! 318 00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:30,274 I need you to keep on working. 319 00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:32,735 [Speaking Chinese Dialect] 320 00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:35,738 Hi, Harry! 321 00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:36,823 What are you smilin' about? 322 00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:38,991 [Speaking Chinese Dialect] 323 00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:42,703 I've been seein' A.J. for more than five months, Harry. 324 00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:44,497 [Speaking Chinese Dialect] 325 00:18:44,581 --> 00:18:47,375 You little hypocrite. I ever held you back once from doing anything? 326 00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:49,043 What about having a life, Harry? 327 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,419 The first time I got my period, 328 00:18:50,504 --> 00:18:52,839 Rockhound had to take me into Taipei for Tampax 329 00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:55,216 and then he had to show me how to use 'em, Harry. 330 00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:57,510 Ho-ho. 331 00:18:57,594 --> 00:19:01,389 I ju... No, I... I told her how to use it. I didn't show her, Harry. 332 00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:04,517 I was playing with titanium depth gauges 333 00:19:04,601 --> 00:19:06,352 when I should've been playing with dolls. 334 00:19:06,436 --> 00:19:10,523 I mean, I learned about the birds and the bees from Freddy Noonan's tattoos. 335 00:19:10,607 --> 00:19:13,317 Look, I was raised on roughnecks by you. 336 00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:16,320 And now you get all shocked and shaken when I fall in love with one. 337 00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:18,239 So who's the hypocrite here, Harry, huh? 338 00:19:18,323 --> 00:19:19,574 Look at those nice pipes. 339 00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:23,035 - Listen to me, Grace. - No, you listen to me, Harry. I grew up. 340 00:19:24,079 --> 00:19:27,665 With the proximity of the asteroid and no prep time, 341 00:19:27,749 --> 00:19:29,625 none of our primary plans can work. 342 00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:33,838 Why don't we just send up 150 nuclear warheads and blast that rock apart? 343 00:19:33,922 --> 00:19:35,381 Terrible idea. 344 00:19:35,465 --> 00:19:37,508 Was I talkin' to you? 345 00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:39,510 This is Dr. Ronald Quincy from Research. 346 00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:42,680 Pretty much the smartest man on the planet. You might wanna listen to him. 347 00:19:42,764 --> 00:19:44,807 General, if you consider your target, 348 00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:47,560 her composition, her dimensions, 349 00:19:47,644 --> 00:19:49,478 her sheer velocity, 350 00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:51,189 you could fire every nuke you've got on her, 351 00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:54,275 she'll just smile at you and keep on coming. 352 00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:56,861 You should know that the president's scientific advisors 353 00:19:56,945 --> 00:20:01,324 are suggesting that a nuclear blast could change this asteroid's trajectory. 354 00:20:01,408 --> 00:20:05,203 I know the president's chief scientific advisor. We were at M.I.T. together. 355 00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:07,330 And, in a situation like this... 356 00:20:07,414 --> 00:20:08,915 [Clears Throat] You really don't wanna take the advice 357 00:20:08,999 --> 00:20:12,084 from a man who got a C-minus in astrophysics. 358 00:20:12,794 --> 00:20:17,381 The president's advisors are wrong. I'm right. 359 00:20:17,966 --> 00:20:20,301 Hitting the rock from the outside won't do the job. 360 00:20:20,385 --> 00:20:23,512 Imagine a firecracker in the palm of your hand. 361 00:20:23,597 --> 00:20:27,558 You set it off. What happens? Burn your hand, right? 362 00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:31,354 You close your fist around the same firecracker and set it off... 363 00:20:31,438 --> 00:20:35,983 Poof! Your wife's gonna be opening your ketchup bottles the rest of your life. 364 00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:38,236 Are you suggesting that we blow this thing up from the inside? 365 00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:40,446 - That's exactly what I'm saying. - How? 366 00:20:40,530 --> 00:20:42,865 [Sighs] We drill. 367 00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:45,076 We bring in the world's best deep-core driller. 368 00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:47,662 Harry, get up here. We're takin' a hit. 369 00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:49,497 - Get A.J. up here! - Come on! 370 00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:50,581 Oh, shit! 371 00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:51,791 [Yelling] 372 00:20:51,875 --> 00:20:54,085 Send another pipe down! Right now! 373 00:20:54,169 --> 00:20:55,461 [Yelling Continues] 374 00:20:55,545 --> 00:20:56,796 It's a gas pocket! 375 00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:59,507 I told you! Am I lucky, or am I just a genius? 376 00:20:59,591 --> 00:21:02,635 I shut it down for a reason, you jackass! The relief valve's... 377 00:21:02,719 --> 00:21:05,513 [Screaming] 378 00:21:05,597 --> 00:21:09,976 Shut off the number two valve! Grace, get the clients out of here now! 379 00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:12,311 [Alarm Blaring] 380 00:21:12,396 --> 00:21:13,938 No, Daddy! 381 00:21:14,022 --> 00:21:16,190 [Screaming] 382 00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:19,193 Chick, get 'em outta here! Get 'em off the rig now! 383 00:21:24,533 --> 00:21:27,702 - Get the hell down! - This thing is gonna blow. 384 00:21:31,248 --> 00:21:33,374 [Screaming] 385 00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:35,543 [Yelling Continues] 386 00:21:35,627 --> 00:21:38,421 Chick, get down now! 387 00:21:38,505 --> 00:21:41,799 Get down! 388 00:21:41,883 --> 00:21:43,009 [Dan] Three dozen research calls, 389 00:21:43,093 --> 00:21:44,969 and every time, the same man is recommended. 390 00:21:45,053 --> 00:21:47,305 He's worked on every terrain this planet can offer. 391 00:21:47,389 --> 00:21:49,557 Whenever they said it couldn't be drilled, this guy drilled it. 392 00:21:49,641 --> 00:21:53,477 - Everybody all right? - We struck oil, baby! 393 00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:55,646 Somebody could've got killed out here today. 394 00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:57,523 You want that on your conscience? 395 00:21:59,693 --> 00:22:01,569 High thumb. You are man, Harry. 396 00:22:01,653 --> 00:22:03,029 Thumbs high. 397 00:22:03,113 --> 00:22:04,405 [Helicopter Blades Whirring] 398 00:22:07,075 --> 00:22:08,576 You're fired. 399 00:22:13,582 --> 00:22:16,000 Who's Harry Stamper? 400 00:22:16,084 --> 00:22:18,836 Hey, I'm Harry Stamper. What's all this about? 401 00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:22,506 Mr. Stamper, I'm General Montgomery, commander of the Pacific Air Forces. 402 00:22:22,591 --> 00:22:24,633 I've been sent here by the Secretary of Defense 403 00:22:24,718 --> 00:22:27,845 on direct orders from the President of the United States. 404 00:22:27,929 --> 00:22:29,013 [Chuckling] 405 00:22:29,097 --> 00:22:30,848 It's a matter of urgent national security. 406 00:22:30,932 --> 00:22:34,435 I need you to get on that chopper right now, no questions asked. 407 00:22:34,519 --> 00:22:36,228 Crazy Willie put you up to this? 408 00:22:36,313 --> 00:22:40,775 I'm afraid I don't know Crazy Willie, sir. I'm dead serious about this. 409 00:22:42,444 --> 00:22:44,195 - Harry. - What? 410 00:22:44,279 --> 00:22:46,822 I swear to God, she never told me her age. 411 00:22:46,907 --> 00:22:50,451 It's all right. Relax. It's about me. 412 00:22:50,535 --> 00:22:52,536 Oh. Forget it! 413 00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:00,961 All right, General, I'll go with you on one condition. 414 00:23:01,046 --> 00:23:02,963 We're gonna have to take my daughter along. 415 00:23:05,717 --> 00:23:06,717 What did I do? 416 00:23:06,802 --> 00:23:07,885 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Where you guys takin' her? 417 00:23:07,969 --> 00:23:10,513 - Sir, stay right here. - Wh... 418 00:23:10,597 --> 00:23:13,140 Chick, get him paid, get him off the rig! 419 00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:26,487 - Mr. Stamper? - Yeah, I'm Harry Stamper. 420 00:23:26,571 --> 00:23:28,864 How you doin'? Miss Stamper. 421 00:23:28,949 --> 00:23:30,658 I'm Dan Truman, Executive Director here. 422 00:23:30,742 --> 00:23:32,910 Listen, on behalf of all of us, I'd really like to apologize... 423 00:23:32,994 --> 00:23:35,704 Apologize. I don't know if we can take any more apologies, Mr. Truman. 424 00:23:35,789 --> 00:23:38,707 We've been apologized to for the last 18-and-a-half hours. 425 00:23:38,792 --> 00:23:41,085 So if you don't mind, how about if we just get on with it? 426 00:23:41,169 --> 00:23:43,838 You tell us why we're here at the NASA Space Center. 427 00:23:43,922 --> 00:23:45,756 We should probably talk alone. 428 00:23:45,841 --> 00:23:48,676 Mr. Truman, I don't keep any secrets from my daughter, Grace. 429 00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:50,636 So whether you tell her now or I tell her later, 430 00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:52,096 she's gonna find out one way or the other. 431 00:23:52,180 --> 00:23:53,722 So, why don't we just get on with it? 432 00:23:54,057 --> 00:23:56,225 [Dan] So when the Rogue comet hit the asteroid belt, 433 00:23:56,309 --> 00:23:58,185 it sent shrapnel right for us. 434 00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:00,938 For the next 15 days, the Earth's in a shooting gallery. 435 00:24:01,022 --> 00:24:05,109 Even if the asteroid itself hits the water, it's still hitting land. 436 00:24:05,193 --> 00:24:07,778 It'll flash boil millions of gallons of seawater 437 00:24:07,863 --> 00:24:10,281 and slam into the ocean bedrock. 438 00:24:10,365 --> 00:24:13,784 Now, if it's a Pacific Ocean impact, which we think it will be, 439 00:24:13,869 --> 00:24:16,787 it'll create a tidal wave three miles high, 440 00:24:16,872 --> 00:24:18,414 traveling at 1,000 miles an hour 441 00:24:18,498 --> 00:24:21,834 covering California and washing up in Denver. 442 00:24:21,918 --> 00:24:25,421 Japan's gone. Australia's wiped out. 443 00:24:25,505 --> 00:24:28,424 Half the world's population will be incinerated by the heat blast. 444 00:24:28,508 --> 00:24:31,469 The rest'll freeze to death from nuclear winter. 445 00:24:31,553 --> 00:24:33,512 [Whispering] That's unbelievable. 446 00:24:34,681 --> 00:24:37,558 Well, actually, this is as real as it gets. 447 00:24:40,020 --> 00:24:42,938 Well, it's coming right now. 448 00:24:43,023 --> 00:24:46,066 Right for us at 22,000 miles an hour. 449 00:24:46,151 --> 00:24:48,736 Not a soul on Earth can hide from it. 450 00:25:04,836 --> 00:25:07,254 I take it you're not alerting everyone like this. 451 00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:10,508 Nobody knows. That's the way it stays. 452 00:25:10,592 --> 00:25:13,344 For the next ten days, there are only nine telescopes in the world 453 00:25:13,428 --> 00:25:15,930 that can spot the asteroid, and we control eight of 'em. 454 00:25:16,014 --> 00:25:19,016 The president's classified this information top secret. 455 00:25:19,100 --> 00:25:20,726 If news like this got out, 456 00:25:20,810 --> 00:25:24,230 there'd be an overnight breakdown of basic social services worldwide. 457 00:25:24,314 --> 00:25:29,693 Rioting, mass religious hysteria, total chaos, you can imagine. 458 00:25:29,778 --> 00:25:32,780 Basically the worst parts of the Bible. 459 00:25:35,408 --> 00:25:38,744 Six billion people on the planet. 460 00:25:38,828 --> 00:25:40,788 Why'd you guys call me? 461 00:25:41,623 --> 00:25:42,665 We need you to prep the team 462 00:25:42,749 --> 00:25:44,416 - we're sending up. - Up? 463 00:25:44,501 --> 00:25:45,709 We'll send them to the asteroid, 464 00:25:45,794 --> 00:25:48,254 they'll land, drill a hole, they'll drop some nukes, 465 00:25:48,338 --> 00:25:51,048 take off and detonate, if we can fix this equipment problem. 466 00:25:51,132 --> 00:25:55,886 The drilling unit's a prototype we've been building for the Mars project. 467 00:25:55,971 --> 00:25:59,181 You, uh... You might recognize the rig. 468 00:26:00,642 --> 00:26:04,520 Yeah, well, I guess I should recognize it. It's my design. 469 00:26:04,604 --> 00:26:05,813 [Man Chattering On P.A.] 470 00:26:05,897 --> 00:26:07,189 [Helicopter Blades Whirring] 471 00:26:07,274 --> 00:26:09,400 Did you steal a key to the Patent Office? 472 00:26:09,484 --> 00:26:10,651 Yeah, basically. 473 00:26:10,735 --> 00:26:13,821 Let me get this straight. I got pulled off an oil rig, 474 00:26:13,905 --> 00:26:17,116 flown halfway around the world because you stole my drill design. 475 00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:21,036 Couldn't read the plans right and did a pisspoor job of putting it together. 476 00:26:21,121 --> 00:26:23,581 - Patents don't apply to outer space. - [Dan] You shut up, Quincy. 477 00:26:23,665 --> 00:26:27,084 It's not going to Mars anymore. It's gonna try to save this planet. 478 00:26:27,168 --> 00:26:29,211 And we need to know what's wrong with it pretty quick. 479 00:26:29,296 --> 00:26:31,255 You said we did a bad job of putting it together? 480 00:26:31,339 --> 00:26:34,842 No, I said you did a pisspoor job of putting it together. 481 00:26:34,926 --> 00:26:38,470 First of all, you got the flow system all reversed. Let me guess. 482 00:26:38,555 --> 00:26:41,557 You've been tearin' up rotors and you can't figure out why. 483 00:26:41,641 --> 00:26:42,683 Yeah, that's right. 484 00:26:42,767 --> 00:26:45,561 Well, that's because your cams are all wrong, Mr. Wizard. 485 00:26:45,645 --> 00:26:47,980 Who's been operating this thing? 486 00:26:48,064 --> 00:26:50,566 - Right there. - We've actually... 487 00:26:50,650 --> 00:26:52,860 We've had them training for eight months solid now. 488 00:26:52,944 --> 00:26:54,653 Eight whole months? 489 00:26:54,738 --> 00:26:57,031 - Well, pretty much, yeah. - Well, gee whiz. 490 00:26:57,115 --> 00:26:59,408 Well, this is the team that has to do the job up there. 491 00:26:59,492 --> 00:27:01,577 We need you to train them down here. 492 00:27:01,661 --> 00:27:03,621 Well, Mr. Stamper, what do you think? 493 00:27:03,705 --> 00:27:06,290 You know, drilling's a science. It's an art. 494 00:27:06,374 --> 00:27:08,917 I'm a third generation driller, doin' it all my life. 495 00:27:09,002 --> 00:27:11,295 I still haven't got it all figured out. 496 00:27:11,379 --> 00:27:15,007 I assume you sent for me because somebody told you I was the best. 497 00:27:15,091 --> 00:27:17,635 Well, I'm only the best because I work with the best. 498 00:27:17,719 --> 00:27:21,472 You don't trust the men you're working with, you're as good as dead. 499 00:27:21,556 --> 00:27:23,974 Now you wanna send these boys into space, fine. 500 00:27:24,059 --> 00:27:25,726 I'm sure they'll make good astronauts, 501 00:27:25,810 --> 00:27:28,520 but they don't knowjack about drillin'. 502 00:27:28,605 --> 00:27:31,273 - What's your contingency plan? - Contingency plan? 503 00:27:31,358 --> 00:27:34,193 Your backup plan. You gotta have some kind of backup plan, right? 504 00:27:34,277 --> 00:27:35,653 No, we don't have a backup plan. 505 00:27:35,737 --> 00:27:37,363 - This is it. - This is the best that you could... 506 00:27:37,447 --> 00:27:41,158 That the government... The U.S. government can come up with. 507 00:27:41,242 --> 00:27:44,536 I mean, you're NASA for cryin' out loud. You put a man on the moon. 508 00:27:44,621 --> 00:27:47,873 You're geniuses. You're the guys that think this shit up. 509 00:27:47,957 --> 00:27:50,501 I'm sure you got a team of men sittin' around somewhere right now, 510 00:27:50,585 --> 00:27:52,961 just thinkin' shit up and somebody backin' them up. 511 00:27:53,046 --> 00:27:54,171 You tell me you don't have a backup plan, 512 00:27:54,255 --> 00:27:55,714 that these eight Boy Scouts right here, 513 00:27:55,799 --> 00:27:58,676 that is the world's hope, that's what you're tellin' me? 514 00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:02,346 - Yeah. - Oh, Jesus. Damn it. 515 00:28:03,098 --> 00:28:06,642 We're a little short on time here. Will you help us? 516 00:28:11,064 --> 00:28:13,816 - All they gotta do is drill? - That's it. 517 00:28:13,900 --> 00:28:16,694 No spacewalkin', no crazy astronaut stuff. 518 00:28:16,778 --> 00:28:18,112 Just drill. 519 00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:22,074 How many men were you plannin' on takin' up there? 520 00:28:22,158 --> 00:28:24,201 We're sendin' up two shuttles, two teams. 521 00:28:24,285 --> 00:28:26,537 If I do this, I'm gonna wanna take my own men. 522 00:28:26,621 --> 00:28:28,789 You got it. 523 00:28:28,873 --> 00:28:32,793 - So you're saying you'll help us? - Yes, sir. 524 00:28:33,837 --> 00:28:35,045 Thanks. 525 00:28:42,011 --> 00:28:44,972 I just don't trust anybody else to do it, that's all. 526 00:28:47,142 --> 00:28:48,225 [Siren Wailing] 527 00:28:48,309 --> 00:28:49,435 No, Mrs. Curlene. 528 00:28:49,519 --> 00:28:54,440 It's Harry Stamper. You see Bear, you tell him Harry's lookin' for him. 529 00:28:54,524 --> 00:28:56,734 Those guys get off this rig, they scatter. 530 00:28:56,818 --> 00:28:58,610 Jayotis Kerleen Bear. 531 00:28:58,695 --> 00:29:02,740 Probably the only black man on a big dog in Kadoka, South Dakota. 532 00:29:02,824 --> 00:29:05,325 Come and get Papa Bear! 533 00:29:07,495 --> 00:29:10,664 - Uh, Max. - You got a weight limit on the shuttle? 534 00:29:12,709 --> 00:29:14,918 - Max. - Hey, Mama. 535 00:29:15,003 --> 00:29:17,755 So sweet, Maxie. 536 00:29:17,839 --> 00:29:20,048 Hey, would you give me one of them yellowjelly bear claws I like? 537 00:29:20,133 --> 00:29:22,718 - Are you in trouble with the law again? - No, Mama. 538 00:29:22,802 --> 00:29:25,053 - Maxie. - I swear, Mama. I'm... 539 00:29:27,724 --> 00:29:28,766 You know I want Rockhound. 540 00:29:28,850 --> 00:29:32,603 We call him Hound because, well, he's horny. 541 00:29:34,731 --> 00:29:38,025 [Grace] You might wanna start with every bar in New Orleans. 542 00:29:38,109 --> 00:29:41,069 That is a big, shiny mount, isn't it? 543 00:29:41,154 --> 00:29:43,155 - How long you been married? - For two weeks. 544 00:29:43,239 --> 00:29:45,866 - See this diamond? - Yeah. 545 00:29:45,950 --> 00:29:47,242 It's not a diamond. 546 00:29:47,327 --> 00:29:48,994 - Would you like another drink? - Yeah. 547 00:29:49,078 --> 00:29:51,705 - Sir, F.B.I. - So cute. No, thanks. 548 00:29:51,790 --> 00:29:54,541 - We have a national security matter. - Good for you. 549 00:29:54,626 --> 00:29:59,171 - Let's go. Now. - How old are you? 550 00:29:59,255 --> 00:30:02,800 Oscar Choi. Spacy but absolutely brilliant geologist. 551 00:30:02,884 --> 00:30:05,803 He owns a horse ranch outside of El Paso. 552 00:30:08,056 --> 00:30:10,015 What the... 553 00:30:11,935 --> 00:30:14,603 Mr. Chick Chapple, at the craps table. 554 00:30:14,687 --> 00:30:17,481 Caesar's Palace, Las Vegas, Nevada. 555 00:30:17,565 --> 00:30:20,359 Yes! About time. 556 00:30:20,443 --> 00:30:22,653 Charles Chapple, game's over. 557 00:30:22,737 --> 00:30:24,988 [Yelling] 558 00:30:25,073 --> 00:30:26,532 [Laughing] 559 00:30:26,616 --> 00:30:30,536 Who's gonna run the other rig? How about Benny? He's good. 560 00:30:30,620 --> 00:30:33,539 The only one who knows how to run it as well as I do is A.J. 561 00:30:33,623 --> 00:30:36,041 I thought you said you couldn't trust him. 562 00:30:36,125 --> 00:30:37,709 I thought you said I could. 563 00:30:39,796 --> 00:30:42,506 Yep, you are on your way, A.J. 564 00:30:42,590 --> 00:30:46,218 Well, being in business for yourself has its advantages. 565 00:30:46,302 --> 00:30:49,638 Make my own hours, nobody shoots me in the leg. 566 00:30:51,140 --> 00:30:53,016 You don't got a gun on you now, do you? 567 00:30:53,101 --> 00:30:56,270 Oh, good, 'cause I kinda wanted to get back to this whole thing 568 00:30:56,354 --> 00:30:58,772 about you askin' me for help. 569 00:30:58,857 --> 00:31:00,858 Does that mean that there's a job 570 00:31:00,942 --> 00:31:05,362 that Mr. All-Go-No-Quit-Big-Nuts Harry Stamper 571 00:31:05,446 --> 00:31:09,867 can't handle by himself and needs my expert advice? 572 00:31:09,951 --> 00:31:11,159 Somethin' like that, yeah. 573 00:31:11,244 --> 00:31:12,744 Well, no, no, no, no, no, no. 574 00:31:12,829 --> 00:31:16,540 I mean, is it something like that, or is it that? 575 00:31:16,624 --> 00:31:19,376 You know, you and me got a real problem. 576 00:31:19,460 --> 00:31:22,546 You know, Harry, there are only 577 00:31:22,630 --> 00:31:25,632 five words I wanna hear from you right now. 578 00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:26,758 Those words are: 579 00:31:26,843 --> 00:31:30,220 You know, A.J., I really look up to you. 580 00:31:30,305 --> 00:31:32,848 You've been a hero of mine for a long time, 581 00:31:32,932 --> 00:31:34,266 and I'm very impressed with your work. 582 00:31:34,350 --> 00:31:36,393 I'm emotionally closed off. 583 00:31:36,477 --> 00:31:38,562 That's like... That's like 11 words or something. 584 00:31:38,646 --> 00:31:42,065 You know what? How about just, "A.J., I'm sorry, 585 00:31:42,150 --> 00:31:45,068 - and I love ya." - You know, A.J., 586 00:31:45,153 --> 00:31:48,488 there's not a job on the planet I want you to work with me on. 587 00:31:50,491 --> 00:31:52,409 I mean that. 588 00:31:53,995 --> 00:31:57,497 So what are you doin' here? Harry, what's the job? 589 00:32:00,418 --> 00:32:02,502 - Hey, Bear. - What's up, baby? 590 00:32:02,587 --> 00:32:04,671 Yeah, baby. What's up? What's up? 591 00:32:07,550 --> 00:32:10,427 What's up, Harry? Did NASA find oil on Uranus, man? 592 00:32:15,683 --> 00:32:16,850 [Groaning] 593 00:32:19,020 --> 00:32:22,439 [Harry] None of you have to go. We can just sit here on Earth, 594 00:32:22,523 --> 00:32:25,275 wait for this big rock to crash into it 595 00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:27,736 and kill everything and everybody we know. 596 00:32:29,197 --> 00:32:33,283 The United States government just asked us to save the world. 597 00:32:33,368 --> 00:32:36,161 - Anybody wanna say no? - Twenty years. 598 00:32:37,372 --> 00:32:41,875 Haven't turned you down once. I'm not about to start now. 599 00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:43,835 I'm there. 600 00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:46,213 Guess I can't let you go up there alone. 601 00:32:46,297 --> 00:32:48,048 I'm with you. 602 00:32:48,132 --> 00:32:50,968 I mean, this is... This is historic. 603 00:32:51,052 --> 00:32:54,304 Guys, this is like deep blue hero stuff. 604 00:32:54,389 --> 00:32:55,681 Of course I'm in. 605 00:32:55,765 --> 00:33:00,477 While I don't share his enthusiasm, you know me. 606 00:33:00,561 --> 00:33:03,063 Beam me up, Scotty. 607 00:33:03,147 --> 00:33:05,983 - You all right, Max? - I-I don't... I-I don't... 608 00:33:08,736 --> 00:33:11,029 Whatever you think. 609 00:33:11,114 --> 00:33:14,491 - What about you? - I'm in. 610 00:33:14,575 --> 00:33:16,493 All right, then. 611 00:33:18,079 --> 00:33:19,663 We go. 612 00:33:20,581 --> 00:33:24,001 I don't mean to be the materialistic weasel of this group, 613 00:33:24,085 --> 00:33:26,253 but you think we'll get hazard pay out of this? 614 00:33:26,337 --> 00:33:28,839 If you're trying to make me feel better about this scenario, give it up. 615 00:33:28,923 --> 00:33:31,258 To tell you the truth, I'm kind of encouraged. This guy Chick here 616 00:33:31,342 --> 00:33:32,968 was an Air Force commando for six years. 617 00:33:33,052 --> 00:33:36,680 We got robbery, assault, arrest, resisting arrest. 618 00:33:36,764 --> 00:33:38,348 We got a collection agent for the mob. 619 00:33:38,433 --> 00:33:40,017 Two of these guys have done serious time. 620 00:33:40,101 --> 00:33:42,436 - Look, they're the best at what they do. - So am I. 621 00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:44,438 And I'm not so optimistic. 622 00:33:44,522 --> 00:33:47,733 We spend $250 billion a year on defense. 623 00:33:47,817 --> 00:33:50,360 And here we are. The fate of the planet is in the hands 624 00:33:50,445 --> 00:33:52,946 of a bunch of retards I wouldn't trust with a potato gun. 625 00:33:57,118 --> 00:33:58,869 So, what's the verdict? 626 00:33:58,953 --> 00:34:02,247 They'll do it. They've made a few requests though. 627 00:34:02,331 --> 00:34:04,041 Such as? 628 00:34:04,125 --> 00:34:06,084 [Papers Rustling] 629 00:34:06,169 --> 00:34:08,128 Just a few things here. 630 00:34:11,632 --> 00:34:16,053 Nothing really big. Just... Well, as an example... 631 00:34:16,137 --> 00:34:19,181 Uh, Oscar here's got some outstanding parking tickets. 632 00:34:19,265 --> 00:34:20,557 Wants 'em wiped off his record. 633 00:34:20,641 --> 00:34:22,309 Fifty-six tickets in seven states. 634 00:34:22,393 --> 00:34:24,728 - I'll tell him, Oscar. I got it. - Okay. 635 00:34:24,812 --> 00:34:27,439 Uh, Noonan's got two women friends 636 00:34:27,523 --> 00:34:30,442 that he'd like to see made American citizens, no questions asked. 637 00:34:30,526 --> 00:34:35,238 Max would like you to bring back eight-track tapes. 638 00:34:35,323 --> 00:34:39,076 Not sure if that's gonna work, but let's see what else. 639 00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:44,289 Chick wants a full week's Emperor's Package at Caesar's Palace. 640 00:34:45,208 --> 00:34:49,127 Hey, you guys wouldn't be able to tell us who actually killed Kennedy, would ya? 641 00:34:52,548 --> 00:34:56,051 Uh, Bear would like to stay at the... 642 00:34:56,844 --> 00:34:59,096 White Horse. 643 00:34:59,180 --> 00:35:01,765 White House. White House. 644 00:35:01,849 --> 00:35:03,683 White House. Yeah, he'd like to stay in 645 00:35:03,768 --> 00:35:05,268 the Lincoln Bedroom of the White House 646 00:35:05,353 --> 00:35:06,770 for the summer. 647 00:35:06,854 --> 00:35:08,480 Stuff like that. 648 00:35:08,564 --> 00:35:13,193 Sure, I think we can take care of some of that. 649 00:35:14,112 --> 00:35:15,237 Harry! 650 00:35:17,782 --> 00:35:19,699 Yeah, one more thing. 651 00:35:20,701 --> 00:35:24,037 None of them wanna pay taxes again. 652 00:35:25,873 --> 00:35:27,040 Ever. 653 00:35:30,670 --> 00:35:33,964 [People Chattering, Machines Beeping] 654 00:35:34,048 --> 00:35:36,800 Who's that for? Mr. Ed? 655 00:35:36,884 --> 00:35:39,219 You stick that in me, I'm gonna stab you in the heart with it. 656 00:35:39,303 --> 00:35:40,720 You ever see Pulp Fiction? 657 00:35:40,805 --> 00:35:45,892 [Singing] Oh, say can you see 658 00:35:45,977 --> 00:35:47,018 Uh-oh. 659 00:35:47,103 --> 00:35:48,145 [Groans] 660 00:35:48,229 --> 00:35:50,522 We're losin' him, we're losin' him. Clear! Kaboom! 661 00:35:50,606 --> 00:35:53,650 - Freddy, you all right? - Does this look okay to you? 662 00:35:53,734 --> 00:35:57,988 - Does this look okay? - It's not all bad. It's kinda tingly. 663 00:35:58,072 --> 00:36:00,740 Mr. Chapple, you're next! 664 00:36:00,825 --> 00:36:03,451 Oh, gee, lady, I just came here to drill. 665 00:36:03,536 --> 00:36:05,912 Oh, so did I. 666 00:36:08,583 --> 00:36:10,917 Your triglycerides are way high, 667 00:36:11,002 --> 00:36:13,879 and your bad cholesterol is shockingly bad. 668 00:36:13,963 --> 00:36:17,090 Gotta lay off those pork rinds, Bear! 669 00:36:17,175 --> 00:36:19,926 Pork rinds this! Yeah! 670 00:36:24,932 --> 00:36:27,100 Well, at least they're in good spirits. 671 00:36:30,771 --> 00:36:34,524 Piece of cake. Look, you wanna compare brain pans? 672 00:36:34,609 --> 00:36:37,402 I won the Westinghouse prize when I was 12. Big deal. 673 00:36:37,486 --> 00:36:41,489 Published at 19. So what? I got a double doctorate from M.I.T. at 22. 674 00:36:41,574 --> 00:36:45,327 Chemistry and geology. I taught at Princeton for two-and-a-half years. 675 00:36:45,411 --> 00:36:47,037 You know, I think this might be 676 00:36:47,121 --> 00:36:49,331 the most uncomfortable room I've ever been in in my life. 677 00:36:49,415 --> 00:36:52,584 Why do I do this? Because the money's good, the scenery changes, 678 00:36:52,668 --> 00:36:54,920 and they let me use explosives, okay? 679 00:36:55,004 --> 00:36:57,756 Okay, you wanna be all psychological with me, that's fine. 680 00:36:57,840 --> 00:37:00,425 I'll tell you one thing that really drives me nuts 681 00:37:00,509 --> 00:37:03,887 is people who think Jethro Tull is just a person in the band. 682 00:37:03,971 --> 00:37:06,264 Who is Jethro Tull? 683 00:37:06,349 --> 00:37:10,352 My favorite dish is haggis. Heart, lungs, liver. 684 00:37:10,436 --> 00:37:13,813 You shove that all in a sheep's stomach, then you boil it. 685 00:37:13,898 --> 00:37:15,273 That'll put some hair on your ass. 686 00:37:15,358 --> 00:37:18,693 I am not crazy. I'm just a little emotional right now, okay? 687 00:37:18,778 --> 00:37:21,571 You're all throwin' all this stuff at me, man. I mean... 688 00:37:21,656 --> 00:37:24,157 After this is over, could I, like, get a hug from you or somethin'? 689 00:37:26,744 --> 00:37:28,578 Okay, Cyclops lady is startin' to bug me. 690 00:37:28,663 --> 00:37:29,746 Can you handle it? 691 00:37:29,830 --> 00:37:31,665 I mean, I can handle what I'm, you know, gonna do. 692 00:37:31,749 --> 00:37:34,042 I can handle that, but I don't know if I can handle this room. 693 00:37:34,126 --> 00:37:36,044 Woman with large breasts. 694 00:37:38,381 --> 00:37:39,756 Woman with medium breasts. 695 00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:41,758 Here's Harry givin' me a hard time. 696 00:37:41,842 --> 00:37:43,969 And this is Harry tellin' me it's not good enough. 697 00:37:44,053 --> 00:37:46,388 And this is Harry tellin' me I can't marry his daughter. 698 00:37:46,472 --> 00:37:47,681 Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. 699 00:37:47,765 --> 00:37:48,932 Just let it out. 700 00:37:49,016 --> 00:37:50,433 [Crying] 701 00:37:50,518 --> 00:37:53,103 I suffered a major head injury when I was in high school. 702 00:37:54,105 --> 00:37:56,523 This one looks like you, with breasts. 703 00:37:56,607 --> 00:37:58,775 Yeah, I can handle it. Yeah, I can handle it. 704 00:38:00,027 --> 00:38:05,073 A home run! The Cubs win the World Series! Ah... 705 00:38:06,033 --> 00:38:09,286 Fail. Fail. Depressively fail. 706 00:38:09,370 --> 00:38:12,622 One toxicology analysis revealed catamen. 707 00:38:12,707 --> 00:38:14,791 That is a very powerful sedative. 708 00:38:14,875 --> 00:38:16,668 Sedatives are used all the time, Doctor. 709 00:38:16,752 --> 00:38:18,712 This one's used on horses. 710 00:38:20,548 --> 00:38:22,007 Some of these guys are pretty big. 711 00:38:22,091 --> 00:38:24,968 It would normally take 18 months to psychologically prepare, 712 00:38:25,052 --> 00:38:27,387 prescreen viable subjects for space travel. 713 00:38:27,471 --> 00:38:30,598 We have seen evidence of a wide variety of territorial aggression. 714 00:38:30,683 --> 00:38:34,561 Can they physically survive the trip? That's all I need to know here, okay? 715 00:38:34,979 --> 00:38:37,731 Personally, I don't know how they survived the tests. 716 00:38:42,903 --> 00:38:44,738 Talk about the wrong stuff. 717 00:38:48,909 --> 00:38:51,077 Good morning. I'm Colonel Willie Sharp. 718 00:38:51,162 --> 00:38:53,997 In addition to flying one of the X-71 teams to that rock, 719 00:38:54,081 --> 00:38:55,498 my job is to train you to deal with 720 00:38:55,583 --> 00:38:58,626 the mental and physical rigors of working in space, 721 00:38:58,711 --> 00:39:01,963 so you don't freak out on the asteroid. 722 00:39:02,048 --> 00:39:05,383 United States astronauts train for years. 723 00:39:05,468 --> 00:39:07,469 You have 12 days. 724 00:39:07,553 --> 00:39:10,430 Do we have any intelligent questions before we get started? 725 00:39:11,807 --> 00:39:13,224 What's an X-71? 726 00:39:13,559 --> 00:39:16,478 You're the first civilians to ever see her. 727 00:39:17,438 --> 00:39:19,439 We call 'em the X-71 s. 728 00:39:19,523 --> 00:39:22,150 It's a top secret joint venture with the Air Force. 729 00:39:22,234 --> 00:39:25,653 She and her sister ship in Vandenberg are leaving for launch prep in Florida. 730 00:39:25,738 --> 00:39:26,988 Thought you oughta take a look. 731 00:39:27,073 --> 00:39:30,033 The two shuttles going up are the Freedom and Independence. 732 00:39:30,117 --> 00:39:33,578 Her titanium alloy impenetrable skin covers the toughest, meanest, 733 00:39:33,662 --> 00:39:36,581 most sophisticated space vehicle man has ever made. 734 00:39:36,665 --> 00:39:39,292 Okay, Air Force Colonel Davis, NASA pilot Tucker 735 00:39:39,377 --> 00:39:41,419 will command the shuttle Independence. 736 00:39:41,504 --> 00:39:45,173 Air Force Colonel Sharp, NASA pilot Watts, shuttle Freedom. 737 00:39:45,257 --> 00:39:49,511 Munitions specialist Gruber and Halsey will supervise the nuclear ordinance. 738 00:39:49,595 --> 00:39:52,639 Anyway, I just thought... 739 00:39:52,932 --> 00:39:54,933 Thought you guys should meet. 740 00:39:57,686 --> 00:40:01,481 Gentlemen, welcome to our weightless environmental training facility. 741 00:40:09,031 --> 00:40:11,741 So we're going swimming on this asteroid. Is that what this is for? 742 00:40:12,326 --> 00:40:15,745 Here at downtown NASA, we call this monster "Armadillo." 743 00:40:15,830 --> 00:40:17,622 Going to be retrofitted with your drilling arm. 744 00:40:17,706 --> 00:40:20,417 She'll turn 800 turbo horses in near-zero gravity. 745 00:40:20,501 --> 00:40:22,043 Mind if we take a look at her now? 746 00:40:22,128 --> 00:40:24,587 All these rubber hoses gotta go, Max. Count 'em up. 747 00:40:24,672 --> 00:40:27,757 Make sure it's short-throw shifters. 748 00:40:27,842 --> 00:40:31,302 Quincy! Somebody tell me what this is. 749 00:40:31,387 --> 00:40:35,807 Plastic ice cream scoop? What'd that cost? About $400. 750 00:40:35,891 --> 00:40:37,517 This is about the sorriest group of people 751 00:40:37,601 --> 00:40:40,520 I've seen in all my entire military career. 752 00:40:40,604 --> 00:40:43,690 Your space flight's gonna be a brutal assault on your senses. 753 00:40:43,774 --> 00:40:45,525 I'm here to give you a taste of that. 754 00:40:45,609 --> 00:40:48,236 NASA's got some of the finest pilots in the world. 755 00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:51,114 They're gonna be suckin' your eyes into the back of your heads. 756 00:40:52,450 --> 00:40:55,160 Go easy on me, okay? It's my first time. 757 00:40:55,244 --> 00:40:58,163 I just wanna seriously say I have a small fear of flying. 758 00:40:58,247 --> 00:41:00,123 [A.J. Screaming] 759 00:41:00,207 --> 00:41:01,749 I'm gonna twist ya. 760 00:41:01,834 --> 00:41:03,626 [Screaming Continues] 761 00:41:05,629 --> 00:41:08,006 - I'm gonna flip ya. - What's the matter with you? 762 00:41:09,675 --> 00:41:11,801 Frap your body till your bones hurt. 763 00:41:11,886 --> 00:41:15,013 When you squeal, I'm just gonna go faster and harder. 764 00:41:15,473 --> 00:41:16,806 No, take me down! 765 00:41:16,891 --> 00:41:18,975 [Screaming] 766 00:41:19,977 --> 00:41:22,645 - How's the rest of the crew? - Well, uh... 767 00:41:22,730 --> 00:41:25,064 Sorry about the rib chunks all over your dashboard. 768 00:41:27,735 --> 00:41:29,736 Don't forget: We gotta X-ray all these... 769 00:41:29,820 --> 00:41:32,614 - lf you had to say, who would you say? - I don't know, Oscar. 770 00:41:32,698 --> 00:41:34,574 - Who do you think you are? - Han Solo. 771 00:41:34,658 --> 00:41:36,826 No, if anybody's anybody, I'm Han. 772 00:41:36,911 --> 00:41:38,828 And you're... You're Chewbacca. 773 00:41:38,913 --> 00:41:41,831 Chewie? Have you even seen Star Wars? 774 00:41:41,916 --> 00:41:44,417 [Man] All right, let's go. 775 00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:53,510 Neil Armstrong, 1969, bouncing on the moon. 776 00:41:53,594 --> 00:41:56,721 He's bouncing up there because there's less gravity up there than on Earth. 777 00:41:56,805 --> 00:42:00,350 This will be similar to the asteroid, so watch it. 778 00:42:00,434 --> 00:42:03,061 Something gets launched off that asteroid with enough force, 779 00:42:03,145 --> 00:42:05,563 it's gonna keep on going right into outer space. 780 00:42:05,648 --> 00:42:09,442 What is the deal? Is it just me, or is Watts really hot? 781 00:42:09,527 --> 00:42:11,194 Yeah. 782 00:42:11,278 --> 00:42:15,240 We have these new generation suits with directional accelerant thrusters. 783 00:42:15,324 --> 00:42:17,325 - You won't bounce like Neil Armstrong. - Yeah, think so? 784 00:42:17,409 --> 00:42:19,035 - Bear! - Yes? 785 00:42:19,119 --> 00:42:22,205 - Do we have a problem? - No. 786 00:42:22,289 --> 00:42:23,414 'Cause I'm trying to describe to you 787 00:42:23,499 --> 00:42:26,251 how these D.A.T. s keep your ass on the ground. 788 00:42:26,335 --> 00:42:27,794 So that if I were to kick you in the balls... 789 00:42:27,878 --> 00:42:28,962 Ooh. 790 00:42:29,046 --> 00:42:30,296 ...and you don't know how to work them, 791 00:42:30,381 --> 00:42:31,631 what happens to you? 792 00:42:31,715 --> 00:42:34,050 - I float away. - Yeah. 793 00:42:34,134 --> 00:42:37,220 And when do we start training for that? 794 00:42:37,304 --> 00:42:39,472 Gentlemen, I'll give you 30 seconds to put your helmets on. 795 00:42:39,557 --> 00:42:41,891 Then the oxygen will be sucked out of this vacuum, 796 00:42:41,976 --> 00:42:44,769 and you will know what it's like to be in space. Go! 797 00:42:46,021 --> 00:42:49,399 [Man On P.A.] Depressurize in 30 seconds. 798 00:42:49,483 --> 00:42:51,818 Main valves have been activated. 799 00:43:10,337 --> 00:43:12,088 Okay, gentlemen, so here's the flight plan. 800 00:43:12,172 --> 00:43:15,550 Now let's keep the laughter to a minimum. I know this is not to scale. 801 00:43:15,634 --> 00:43:20,179 Both shuttles will take off Tuesday at 6:30 p.m. 802 00:43:20,264 --> 00:43:22,432 Now 67 minutes later, 803 00:43:22,516 --> 00:43:24,767 you're gonna dock with the Russian space station 804 00:43:24,852 --> 00:43:26,728 to meet cosmonaut Andropov, 805 00:43:26,812 --> 00:43:29,772 who will refuel the shuttles with liquid O2. 806 00:43:29,857 --> 00:43:32,609 That's your fuel. Then you'll release 807 00:43:32,693 --> 00:43:35,486 and take a 60-hour trip toward the moon. 808 00:43:35,571 --> 00:43:39,407 Now we only have one shot of landing on this rock, 809 00:43:39,491 --> 00:43:43,202 and that's precisely when the asteroid passes by the moon. 810 00:43:43,287 --> 00:43:46,623 You'll then use lunar gravity and burn your thrusters, 811 00:43:46,707 --> 00:43:49,626 slingshotting you around the moon, 812 00:43:49,710 --> 00:43:52,128 coming up behind the asteroid. 813 00:43:52,212 --> 00:43:55,465 - You'll be upward of 11 Gs. - Yeah, I remember this one. 814 00:43:55,549 --> 00:43:58,801 It's where the coyote sat his ass down in a slingshot 815 00:43:58,886 --> 00:44:01,095 and he strapped himself to an Acme rocket. 816 00:44:01,180 --> 00:44:04,140 - Is... Is that what we're doin' here? - Rockhound. 817 00:44:04,224 --> 00:44:07,060 No, no, really, because it didn't work out too well for the coyote, Harry. 818 00:44:07,144 --> 00:44:08,811 [Overlapping Chattering] 819 00:44:08,896 --> 00:44:11,606 Actually, we have a lot better rockets than the coyote. 820 00:44:13,442 --> 00:44:17,737 Now when you've finished your Road Runner thrust move, 821 00:44:17,821 --> 00:44:21,449 you'll be moving at 22,500 miles per hour. 822 00:44:21,533 --> 00:44:23,826 Coming around behind the asteroid, 823 00:44:23,911 --> 00:44:26,996 where we're hoping that the tail debris will be cleared by the moon's gravity. 824 00:44:27,081 --> 00:44:29,248 And you'll land right here. That's it. 825 00:44:29,333 --> 00:44:31,542 We got separate landing sites for each team. 826 00:44:31,627 --> 00:44:33,795 Softest parts of the rock as we can figure. 827 00:44:33,879 --> 00:44:37,382 At NASA, we don't take chances. We double up on everything. 828 00:44:37,466 --> 00:44:40,343 First team that hits 800 feet wins. 829 00:44:40,427 --> 00:44:44,222 Now this rock is big, dense. It's got some gravity. You can walk around, 830 00:44:44,306 --> 00:44:47,100 but use your thrusters so you can work easier. 831 00:44:47,184 --> 00:44:51,145 Okay, Mr. Truman, let's say that we actually do land on this. 832 00:44:51,230 --> 00:44:53,356 What's it gonna be like up there? 833 00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:56,859 Two hundred degrees in the sunlight. Minus 200 in the shade. 834 00:44:56,944 --> 00:45:01,531 Canyons of razor-sharp rock. Unpredictable gravitational conditions. 835 00:45:01,615 --> 00:45:04,867 Unexpected eruptions. Things like that. 836 00:45:04,952 --> 00:45:08,204 Okay, so the scariest environment imaginable. Thanks. 837 00:45:08,288 --> 00:45:10,331 That's all you gotta say, scariest environment imaginable. 838 00:45:10,416 --> 00:45:14,335 Okay, so you drill, you drop the nuke and you leave. 839 00:45:14,420 --> 00:45:16,045 Now here's the key. 840 00:45:16,130 --> 00:45:18,756 You're gonna remote detonate the bomb 841 00:45:18,841 --> 00:45:23,261 before the asteroid passes this plane, zero barrier. 842 00:45:23,971 --> 00:45:27,098 You do that, and the remaining pieces of rock 843 00:45:27,182 --> 00:45:30,435 should be deflected enough to pass right by us. 844 00:45:30,519 --> 00:45:33,104 Now if the bomb explodes after zero barrier, 845 00:45:37,317 --> 00:45:38,317 game's over. 846 00:45:38,402 --> 00:45:39,736 Apollo, this is Houston, fire your rockets! 847 00:45:39,820 --> 00:45:41,904 [lmitating Rocket Blasting] 848 00:45:41,989 --> 00:45:43,698 Okay, your rockets are maximum. 849 00:45:43,782 --> 00:45:47,744 - Oscar! - Hey, Harry. Hey, how's it goin'? 850 00:45:47,828 --> 00:45:50,663 - Have you seen Grace? - Yeah, she's over in the hangar with A.J. 851 00:45:50,748 --> 00:45:54,542 Harry, wait a second. Did you say Grace? Okay, I thought you said Bear. 852 00:46:31,663 --> 00:46:33,581 Will you marry me? 853 00:46:47,387 --> 00:46:49,222 Grace is old enough to vote, Harry. 854 00:46:49,306 --> 00:46:52,308 She's old enough to drink or get married if she wants to, get a divorce. 855 00:46:52,392 --> 00:46:53,518 Let me tell you something, fellas. 856 00:46:53,602 --> 00:46:55,645 When I get back, when we get this job done, 857 00:46:55,729 --> 00:46:57,313 I will deal with this in my own way. 858 00:46:57,397 --> 00:46:59,649 Come on, Harry. It's not like I'm rootin' for A.J. here. 859 00:46:59,733 --> 00:47:01,567 I'm just sayin', Grace is not a little girl anymore. 860 00:47:01,652 --> 00:47:03,528 Hey, Rock. Wait a minute. Let me get a pencil and a piece of paper. 861 00:47:03,612 --> 00:47:05,822 I wanna jot down all your pearls of wisdom here. 862 00:47:05,906 --> 00:47:09,325 Get serious, Harry. Come on. While we're off trottin' the globe, hunting mud, 863 00:47:09,409 --> 00:47:11,994 Gracie grew up to become a full-blown hottie, you know? 864 00:47:12,079 --> 00:47:14,747 - Harry, she is fully hot. She is... - She's a babe. 865 00:47:14,832 --> 00:47:18,543 Max, okay, you're talkin' about my little girl, all right? 866 00:47:18,627 --> 00:47:20,920 I think I know who and what she is, okay? 867 00:47:21,004 --> 00:47:22,255 Harry, all we're sayin' is, 868 00:47:22,339 --> 00:47:24,882 we're talkin' about a kid who's comin' into her own right now. 869 00:47:24,967 --> 00:47:27,176 She's gettin' curious about her body, 870 00:47:27,261 --> 00:47:29,929 and she's exploring her sexuality. You know what? 871 00:47:30,013 --> 00:47:32,014 - Oscar. - That's a natural thing. 872 00:47:32,099 --> 00:47:35,518 You are about five minutes older than Grace is. Why should I listen to you? 873 00:47:35,602 --> 00:47:38,396 I know what it feels like to have your hormones pullin' you in just 874 00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:40,231 a thousand different directions. 875 00:47:40,315 --> 00:47:43,526 No disrespect, man, but we all helped to raise her. 876 00:47:43,610 --> 00:47:45,361 So, in part, we all feel like 877 00:47:45,445 --> 00:47:48,030 - a bunch of daddies here. - That's true. 878 00:47:48,115 --> 00:47:53,035 I'll be damned if I worked all these years so my little girl can marry a roughneck. 879 00:47:55,247 --> 00:47:57,874 She's better than that. 880 00:47:57,958 --> 00:47:59,667 Better than all of us. 881 00:48:07,801 --> 00:48:11,387 Harry, just sit back, relax. I'm gonna put on a free Armadillo driving clinic. 882 00:48:11,471 --> 00:48:13,890 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Harry! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 883 00:48:13,974 --> 00:48:16,809 [Shouting] 884 00:48:20,439 --> 00:48:21,731 Two shuttle teams. 885 00:48:21,815 --> 00:48:23,232 A.J.'ll be running the drill team 886 00:48:23,317 --> 00:48:25,693 with Oscar, Bear and Noonan on the Independence. 887 00:48:25,777 --> 00:48:29,322 I'll run the drill team on Freedom with Chick, Rockhound and Max. 888 00:48:29,406 --> 00:48:32,074 Once we land, we'll have eight hours to get the job done. 889 00:48:32,159 --> 00:48:34,076 In order to split this rock on the fault line, 890 00:48:34,161 --> 00:48:36,537 we're gonna have to drill to 800 feet. 891 00:48:36,622 --> 00:48:40,374 Let's get our game faces on. Now it's time for underwater simulation. 892 00:48:41,627 --> 00:48:44,962 [A.J.] Come on. Let's keep it up. Let's go. We're the younger team here. 893 00:48:45,047 --> 00:48:48,424 We're the varsity team. Take it to 11,000. 894 00:48:48,508 --> 00:48:50,968 Okay, gentlemen, we're gonna trick 'em up. My computer will simulate 895 00:48:51,053 --> 00:48:55,973 a gas pocket at 625 feet and then hard iron ferrite at 635. 896 00:48:56,058 --> 00:48:59,685 I'm gonna drill some more. We're takin' her up. 897 00:48:59,770 --> 00:49:02,605 - I'm givin' it more torque right now. - All right, lookin' good, Bear. 898 00:49:02,689 --> 00:49:05,232 Clamp it down. Watch your time, Independence team. 899 00:49:05,317 --> 00:49:07,276 Thanks, Harry. Would you mind lettin' me run my own team? 900 00:49:07,361 --> 00:49:08,903 You're gonna blow the tranny. 901 00:49:08,987 --> 00:49:10,529 - Slow it down, baby. - Take it easy, Bear. 902 00:49:10,614 --> 00:49:12,198 Just relax. She can handle it. 903 00:49:12,282 --> 00:49:14,158 A.J., you're at 600 feet. 904 00:49:14,242 --> 00:49:17,411 Your pipe is long. Let's back the R.P.M. s down to 8,000. 905 00:49:17,496 --> 00:49:20,289 - We don't have time for 8,000! - A.J., take it back down. 906 00:49:20,374 --> 00:49:22,667 You're gonna snap the pipe. I don't wanna blow this transmission. 907 00:49:22,751 --> 00:49:24,961 - Damn it, 11,000. - Slow it down, A.J. 908 00:49:25,045 --> 00:49:28,089 Bear, come on. Get on our team for a little bit. 909 00:49:28,173 --> 00:49:29,465 Oh, space cowboy. 910 00:49:29,549 --> 00:49:31,968 - Harry, are you listenin' to this? - Yeah, I'm listenin', Bear. 911 00:49:32,052 --> 00:49:34,011 You don't work for Harry anymore, okay? 912 00:49:34,096 --> 00:49:35,137 Out there, you gotta listen to me. 913 00:49:35,222 --> 00:49:38,474 When we're on that rock, you gotta do what I say. 914 00:49:38,558 --> 00:49:40,518 I'm throttling up to 11,000. 915 00:49:40,602 --> 00:49:43,270 A.J., back it off. You're gonna blow the transmission. 916 00:49:43,355 --> 00:49:45,606 Hey, Harry, would you let me run my team, please? 917 00:49:45,691 --> 00:49:46,899 R.P.M. s are at red line. 918 00:49:46,984 --> 00:49:48,484 Bear, goddamn it, I know what I'm doing. 919 00:49:48,568 --> 00:49:51,237 Come on. She can handle this. She'll be fine. Trust me. 920 00:49:51,321 --> 00:49:54,615 - A.J., back down. - The number one transmission is down. 921 00:49:54,700 --> 00:49:56,158 Oh, son of a... 922 00:49:56,243 --> 00:49:58,327 The computer's wrong, and you know that. 923 00:49:58,412 --> 00:50:01,914 - We did the right thing. - We're gonna restart the simulation. 924 00:50:01,999 --> 00:50:05,167 If you wanna replace a member of the crew, now is the time. 925 00:50:05,252 --> 00:50:08,170 I'll take care of this. Get him out of the tank, Chick. 926 00:50:12,134 --> 00:50:13,426 You wanna go home? Is that it? 927 00:50:13,510 --> 00:50:15,011 - You wanna be fired? - No, I don't. 928 00:50:15,095 --> 00:50:16,178 My crew was doing the right thing. 929 00:50:16,263 --> 00:50:17,638 - Your crew? - Yeah. 930 00:50:17,723 --> 00:50:20,099 Your crewjust blew the transmission, A.J.! 931 00:50:20,183 --> 00:50:22,560 Listen, that NASA computer is just playin' it safe. 932 00:50:22,644 --> 00:50:24,270 The machine you built, the rig, could do it. 933 00:50:24,354 --> 00:50:26,647 Shut up. Just shut up! Shut your mouth! 934 00:50:26,732 --> 00:50:30,693 Those men in that room have zero tolerance for showin' off, hot doggin', 935 00:50:30,777 --> 00:50:34,864 goin' by your gut instinct or you tryin' to be a hero, you got that? 936 00:50:34,948 --> 00:50:36,782 - Say the words, A.J.! - I got it! 937 00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:39,410 I want my men to have tomorrow night off. 938 00:50:39,494 --> 00:50:40,494 What do you mean "off"? 939 00:50:40,579 --> 00:50:42,955 I mean, off. Out of here. For at least ten hours. 940 00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:44,165 Then we'll go to Kennedy. 941 00:50:44,249 --> 00:50:46,125 Well, there's no possible way we can do that, Harry. 942 00:50:46,209 --> 00:50:47,543 There's a potentially huge security risk. 943 00:50:47,627 --> 00:50:49,378 What if they talk? What if they get hurt? 944 00:50:49,463 --> 00:50:51,797 What if they're too burnt out to do the right thing? 945 00:50:51,882 --> 00:50:54,300 What if they get up there, and they forget what they're fighting for? 946 00:50:54,384 --> 00:50:57,053 You see what's goin' on. These boys are ready to snap. 947 00:50:57,137 --> 00:50:59,346 They didn't ask to be here. They got pulled off the street. 948 00:50:59,431 --> 00:51:01,057 For all we know, tomorrow night could be the last night 949 00:51:01,141 --> 00:51:02,183 they ever see Earth. 950 00:51:02,267 --> 00:51:04,226 I don't think it's too much to ask to let 'em spend it with their families. 951 00:51:04,311 --> 00:51:05,394 Listen, there's no possible way we can do that. 952 00:51:05,479 --> 00:51:07,021 You got family, Colonel? 953 00:51:07,105 --> 00:51:08,105 Two girls. 954 00:51:08,190 --> 00:51:11,484 Wouldn't you like to spend tomorrow with your girls? 955 00:51:12,027 --> 00:51:14,612 I'm not askin' ya. I'm tellin' ya. 956 00:51:14,946 --> 00:51:16,572 Make this happen. 957 00:51:25,665 --> 00:51:29,251 This is a pretty big loan. Why don't you count the cash? 958 00:51:29,336 --> 00:51:30,920 Nah, this looks like 100 grand to me. 959 00:51:31,004 --> 00:51:34,715 I'm givin' you this at 60 percent. I hope you know what you're doin', 960 00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:36,926 because I'll bust your head with a sledgehammer. 961 00:51:37,010 --> 00:51:38,594 You'll get your money back. 962 00:51:38,678 --> 00:51:42,306 You don't look too healthy. You're not gonna die on me, are ya? 963 00:51:42,390 --> 00:51:46,393 Let's just say, no more than you are. Thanks, Vic. 964 00:51:53,276 --> 00:51:57,113 Don't wanna close my eyes 965 00:51:57,197 --> 00:51:59,824 I don't wanna fall asleep 966 00:51:59,908 --> 00:52:02,118 'Cause I'd miss you, baby 967 00:52:02,202 --> 00:52:04,161 And I don't wanna miss a thing 968 00:52:04,246 --> 00:52:05,371 You know what I was thinkin'? 969 00:52:05,455 --> 00:52:06,705 What? 970 00:52:07,999 --> 00:52:11,710 I really don't think that the animal cracker qualifies as a cracker. 971 00:52:11,795 --> 00:52:12,795 Why? 972 00:52:12,879 --> 00:52:14,630 Well, 'cause it's sweet, which to me suggests cookie. 973 00:52:14,714 --> 00:52:16,507 And, you know, 974 00:52:16,591 --> 00:52:19,260 putting cheese on something is sort of the defining characteristic 975 00:52:19,344 --> 00:52:21,720 of what makes a cracker a cracker. 976 00:52:21,805 --> 00:52:23,722 I don't know why I thought of that. I just... 977 00:52:23,807 --> 00:52:26,058 Baby, you have such sweet pillow talk. 978 00:52:26,143 --> 00:52:27,935 I got a little animal cracker, 979 00:52:28,019 --> 00:52:30,563 Discovery Channel thing happenin' right here. 980 00:52:30,647 --> 00:52:34,900 Watch the gazelle, as he grazes through the open plains. 981 00:52:36,236 --> 00:52:40,114 Now look, as the cheetah approaches. 982 00:52:40,198 --> 00:52:42,658 Watch, as he stalks his prey. 983 00:52:43,410 --> 00:52:46,078 Now, the gazelle's a little spooked, 984 00:52:46,163 --> 00:52:50,499 and he could head north to the ample sustenance 985 00:52:50,584 --> 00:52:53,669 provided by the mountainous peaks above. 986 00:52:53,753 --> 00:52:55,713 [Imitating Gazelle] 987 00:52:56,590 --> 00:52:58,299 He could go south. 988 00:53:00,010 --> 00:53:03,762 The gazelle now faces man's most perilous question: 989 00:53:05,182 --> 00:53:06,515 North... 990 00:53:06,933 --> 00:53:09,018 Or south? 991 00:53:10,395 --> 00:53:14,106 Way down under. 992 00:53:17,652 --> 00:53:18,736 Tune in next week. 993 00:53:18,820 --> 00:53:20,196 [Giggling] 994 00:53:21,281 --> 00:53:22,698 Baby, 995 00:53:24,242 --> 00:53:27,786 do you think it's possible that anyone else in the world 996 00:53:27,871 --> 00:53:31,373 is doing this very same thing at this very same moment? 997 00:53:31,833 --> 00:53:33,209 I hope so. 998 00:53:34,127 --> 00:53:37,171 Otherwise, what the hell are we tryin' to save? 999 00:53:42,177 --> 00:53:45,804 Don't wanna close my eyes 1000 00:53:45,889 --> 00:53:48,390 I don't wanna fall asleep 1001 00:53:48,475 --> 00:53:50,601 'Cause I'd miss you, baby 1002 00:53:50,685 --> 00:53:53,812 And I don't wanna miss a thing 1003 00:53:58,860 --> 00:54:00,027 Hey. 1004 00:54:03,073 --> 00:54:04,740 What are you doing here? 1005 00:54:04,824 --> 00:54:08,410 I was just passin' by on the, uh... I came... 1006 00:54:13,917 --> 00:54:15,292 Who's he? 1007 00:54:15,835 --> 00:54:17,711 That man's a salesman. 1008 00:54:18,505 --> 00:54:20,339 Would you go inside? 1009 00:54:24,010 --> 00:54:25,469 Thank you. 1010 00:54:26,304 --> 00:54:27,846 [Door Opens] 1011 00:54:28,181 --> 00:54:29,640 He got big. 1012 00:54:29,724 --> 00:54:31,141 [Door Closes] 1013 00:54:32,727 --> 00:54:35,104 You can't come around like this. 1014 00:54:35,814 --> 00:54:37,815 The court says you can't. 1015 00:54:38,108 --> 00:54:39,358 It confuses him. 1016 00:54:39,442 --> 00:54:41,360 No, I know. I just... 1017 00:54:42,279 --> 00:54:43,988 I wanted to say 1018 00:54:44,531 --> 00:54:46,198 that I'm sorry 1019 00:54:46,992 --> 00:54:48,742 about everything. 1020 00:54:50,829 --> 00:54:54,206 I got somethin' comin' up. It's somethin' kinda big. 1021 00:54:55,792 --> 00:54:58,127 You just might be proud of me. 1022 00:54:58,211 --> 00:55:01,005 Would you do somethin' for me? Would you just give him this? 1023 00:55:01,089 --> 00:55:05,009 You don't have to... You don't have to tell him who it's from. Just... 1024 00:55:13,101 --> 00:55:15,644 Everybody talkin' about what it is, what it ain't 1025 00:55:15,729 --> 00:55:17,855 Kiss on the devil and you piss off a saint 1026 00:55:17,939 --> 00:55:20,524 But it can't be love if you don't have to crawl 1027 00:55:20,608 --> 00:55:23,694 You say you only love him but you got to have it all 1028 00:55:25,739 --> 00:55:27,990 Hey, Noonan, you need ten grand? 1029 00:55:28,074 --> 00:55:29,658 We gotta put these girls through college. 1030 00:55:29,743 --> 00:55:31,994 I love this astronaut stuff. 1031 00:55:32,078 --> 00:55:33,746 Good work, if you can get it. 1032 00:55:33,830 --> 00:55:36,498 Yeah, I'm just in town doin' a little astronaut training. 1033 00:55:36,583 --> 00:55:39,251 Ooh! Astronauta. 1034 00:55:39,336 --> 00:55:41,795 Ah, si. I'm a mission specialist. 1035 00:55:41,921 --> 00:55:44,256 Yes, and what's that mean? 1036 00:55:44,549 --> 00:55:46,050 I don't know. 1037 00:55:47,886 --> 00:55:51,472 Hey! Who the hell do you think you guys are? 1038 00:55:51,556 --> 00:55:52,848 You're hoggin' all the action. 1039 00:55:52,932 --> 00:55:56,185 Hey, pinhead. Why don't you go find your own party? 1040 00:55:56,269 --> 00:55:57,686 Why don't you spread the wealth, pal? 1041 00:55:57,771 --> 00:55:59,438 Here. Why don't you go buy yourself a neck? 1042 00:55:59,522 --> 00:56:01,065 Hey, Mr. Clean! 1043 00:56:01,149 --> 00:56:02,983 [Women Screaming] 1044 00:56:03,568 --> 00:56:04,651 [Yelling] 1045 00:56:05,987 --> 00:56:07,863 Call NASA! They'll confirm it! We're astronauts! 1046 00:56:07,947 --> 00:56:09,073 Get over there. Yeah, yeah. 1047 00:56:09,157 --> 00:56:11,283 - Yeah, we're astronauts! - Yeah, we're all astronauts. 1048 00:56:11,368 --> 00:56:14,411 You are so messing with national security right now, man. 1049 00:56:14,496 --> 00:56:16,914 You are fired tomorrow morning. I'm telling ya. 1050 00:56:16,998 --> 00:56:19,041 I'll get the C.I.A. and the F.B.I. 1051 00:56:19,125 --> 00:56:20,959 You'll be workin' security at Toys 'R' Us. 1052 00:56:21,044 --> 00:56:23,045 - Oh, oh, baby, no, no. No, no! - Bye-bye, little astronaut. 1053 00:56:23,129 --> 00:56:24,546 Oh, don't leave, baby. No, no, no. 1054 00:56:24,631 --> 00:56:26,632 See, I'm goin' into space, and I'm not comin' back. 1055 00:56:31,304 --> 00:56:33,138 It's coming in at 30,000 miles an hour! 1056 00:56:33,223 --> 00:56:35,182 Give me a projected impact. 1057 00:56:35,266 --> 00:56:36,725 East Asia, 11 minutes. 1058 00:56:36,810 --> 00:56:40,145 - We're gonna have to warn... - Warn who? The entire South Pacific? 1059 00:56:46,486 --> 00:56:49,071 [People Chattering In Chinese Dialect] 1060 00:56:55,703 --> 00:56:58,122 [Loud Rumbling] 1061 00:57:05,004 --> 00:57:07,756 [People Screaming] 1062 00:57:30,029 --> 00:57:31,488 [Phone Rings] 1063 00:57:33,741 --> 00:57:35,784 So the whole world knows. 1064 00:57:37,954 --> 00:57:40,873 Tell me you've never let anybody down before. 1065 00:57:41,374 --> 00:57:43,750 I never quit yet. How's that? 1066 00:57:44,419 --> 00:57:46,545 I guess that'll have to do. 1067 00:57:47,839 --> 00:57:49,548 You know somethin'? 1068 00:57:50,341 --> 00:57:52,926 I still remember the first, middle and last name 1069 00:57:53,011 --> 00:57:55,304 of every guy that qualified for the astronaut program 1070 00:57:55,388 --> 00:57:57,598 first year I was here. Thanks. 1071 00:57:58,016 --> 00:58:00,559 I went into the engineering program. 1072 00:58:00,894 --> 00:58:02,311 Kinda had to. 1073 00:58:02,562 --> 00:58:04,563 But boy, I wanted to go up there. 1074 00:58:04,647 --> 00:58:08,650 I wanted to be one of those guys with a mission patch on my arm. 1075 00:58:09,944 --> 00:58:12,279 I tell you, I'd be on that shuttle with you, Harry, if I could. 1076 00:58:12,363 --> 00:58:13,697 [Laughs] 1077 00:58:17,076 --> 00:58:20,746 You don't want to be up in that shuttle any more than I do. 1078 00:58:21,915 --> 00:58:23,749 Good luck in Florida tomorrow. 1079 00:58:23,875 --> 00:58:25,626 [Female Newscaster The death of 50,000 people 1080 00:58:25,710 --> 00:58:28,003 in Shanghai yesterday has rattled... 1081 00:58:28,087 --> 00:58:29,338 [Male Newscaster A French satellite has tracked 1082 00:58:29,422 --> 00:58:31,298 an object in space... 1083 00:58:31,382 --> 00:58:32,508 [Female Newscaster Sources are estimating 1084 00:58:32,592 --> 00:58:34,092 that the tidal wave was five... 1085 00:58:34,177 --> 00:58:35,969 [Male Newscaster This is CNN, live in Florida. 1086 00:58:36,054 --> 00:58:39,598 We have just learned that NASA is on a full-scale military alert. 1087 00:58:39,682 --> 00:58:42,226 They're calling this a global killer. 1088 00:58:42,310 --> 00:58:43,310 [Female Newscaster The government has been 1089 00:58:43,394 --> 00:58:44,394 very tight-lipped throughout this... 1090 00:58:44,479 --> 00:58:45,562 [Female Newscaster The Pentagon is getting involved 1091 00:58:45,647 --> 00:58:47,397 at this point with some kind of a project 1092 00:58:47,482 --> 00:58:50,359 involving NASA and perhaps a shuttle mission... 1093 00:58:50,443 --> 00:58:52,736 Senior Pentagon officials refused comment, 1094 00:58:52,820 --> 00:58:54,112 adding fuel to the speculation 1095 00:58:54,197 --> 00:58:57,199 that there could be a very serious problem. 1096 00:58:57,283 --> 00:58:59,034 [Truman] We have a special team of astronauts 1097 00:58:59,118 --> 00:59:01,078 that arrived in Florida this evening. 1098 00:59:01,162 --> 00:59:03,413 NASA's in emergency launch preparation 1099 00:59:03,498 --> 00:59:05,541 in cooperation with Russian, Japanese 1100 00:59:05,625 --> 00:59:06,708 and French space agencies 1101 00:59:06,793 --> 00:59:10,128 on the most massive joint space venture in history. 1102 00:59:18,471 --> 00:59:19,638 Gracie? 1103 00:59:29,190 --> 00:59:30,691 Got your note. 1104 00:59:32,026 --> 00:59:33,068 What're you doin' out here, honey? 1105 00:59:33,152 --> 00:59:35,153 Um, just thinkin'. 1106 00:59:36,406 --> 00:59:39,491 - Yeah. - I, um, want to apologize to you for... 1107 00:59:39,576 --> 00:59:42,744 Oh, no, Grace, stop. You don't have to apologize at all. 1108 00:59:42,829 --> 00:59:44,037 I... I... 1109 00:59:46,124 --> 00:59:48,542 I shouldn't have dragged you around on all those oil rigs. 1110 00:59:48,626 --> 00:59:49,876 I just... 1111 00:59:51,462 --> 00:59:53,630 I don't think that I did the right thing with you. 1112 00:59:53,715 --> 00:59:56,592 You're wrong. I love my life. 1113 00:59:57,552 --> 00:59:59,803 I love everything about my life. 1114 00:59:59,887 --> 01:00:02,848 And I don't blame you for my mother leaving. 1115 01:00:05,310 --> 01:00:06,935 She left us both. 1116 01:00:08,730 --> 01:00:10,355 And I love you. 1117 01:00:10,690 --> 01:00:13,609 And don't talk like you're not comin' back. 1118 01:00:14,944 --> 01:00:17,362 Promise me that you'll come back. 1119 01:00:18,531 --> 01:00:19,823 Okay. 1120 01:00:20,033 --> 01:00:21,658 Say, "I promise." 1121 01:00:23,244 --> 01:00:25,037 I promise, Grace. 1122 01:00:28,958 --> 01:00:31,376 It's gonna be all right, Grace. 1123 01:00:35,506 --> 01:00:37,924 If it's not too much trouble, 1124 01:00:38,009 --> 01:00:40,385 can you please bring my fianc�e home with you? 1125 01:00:40,470 --> 01:00:42,220 Oh, Jesus. 1126 01:00:52,774 --> 01:00:55,567 The president will be addressing the nation and all of you personally 1127 01:00:55,652 --> 01:00:56,902 within the hour. 1128 01:01:24,555 --> 01:01:26,098 Astronauts. 1129 01:01:33,106 --> 01:01:35,857 I'll see you in a couple days, honey. 1130 01:01:41,280 --> 01:01:44,908 [Singing] All my bags are packed 1131 01:01:44,992 --> 01:01:46,785 I'm ready to go 1132 01:01:48,121 --> 01:01:49,913 I'm standin' here outside your door 1133 01:01:49,997 --> 01:01:51,665 [Humming] 1134 01:01:52,750 --> 01:01:54,543 I hate to wake you up 1135 01:01:55,670 --> 01:01:57,796 To say good-bye 1136 01:01:58,172 --> 01:02:02,175 So kiss me and smile for me 1137 01:02:02,593 --> 01:02:05,637 Let me know you'll wait for me 1138 01:02:05,722 --> 01:02:09,933 Hold me like you'll never let me go 1139 01:02:10,435 --> 01:02:11,476 [Grunting] 1140 01:02:11,561 --> 01:02:13,478 'Cause I'm leavin' 1141 01:02:13,563 --> 01:02:16,022 On a jet plane 1142 01:02:16,107 --> 01:02:18,984 Don't know when I'll be back again 1143 01:02:19,068 --> 01:02:23,321 Leavin' on a jet plane 1144 01:02:23,406 --> 01:02:26,700 I don't know when I'll be back again 1145 01:02:26,784 --> 01:02:30,579 Leavin' on a jet plane 1146 01:02:30,663 --> 01:02:33,915 I don't know when I'll be back again 1147 01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:35,208 Leavin' on a jet plane Don't know when I'll be back again 1148 01:02:35,293 --> 01:02:39,337 So, Truman, this is who you found to save the planet. 1149 01:02:40,047 --> 01:02:41,757 - Frost, you good to go? - Mm-hmm. One... One sec. 1150 01:02:41,841 --> 01:02:42,883 Leavin' on a jet plane 1151 01:02:42,967 --> 01:02:44,885 That boy don't take anything seriously. 1152 01:02:44,969 --> 01:02:47,888 Yeah. Reminds me of a guy I used to know. 1153 01:02:48,431 --> 01:02:50,265 Aah 1154 01:02:50,349 --> 01:02:52,225 Leavin' on a jet plane 1155 01:02:52,310 --> 01:02:53,769 I don't know when I'll be back again 1156 01:02:53,853 --> 01:02:55,228 I'm marrying you. 1157 01:02:55,313 --> 01:02:56,313 Bet your ass you are. 1158 01:02:56,397 --> 01:02:59,024 Leavin' on a jet plane 1159 01:02:59,567 --> 01:03:01,985 I don't know when I'll be back again 1160 01:03:06,532 --> 01:03:08,825 [Crowd Cheering] 1161 01:03:17,710 --> 01:03:19,586 I address you tonight, 1162 01:03:20,421 --> 01:03:23,298 not as the President of the United States, 1163 01:03:24,759 --> 01:03:27,135 not as the leader of a country, 1164 01:03:27,595 --> 01:03:29,805 but as a citizen of humanity. 1165 01:03:32,892 --> 01:03:36,061 WE are faced with the very gravest of challenges. 1166 01:03:38,064 --> 01:03:42,776 The Bible calls this day Armageddon, the end of all things. 1167 01:03:44,070 --> 01:03:47,364 And yet, for the first time, 1168 01:03:48,241 --> 01:03:49,991 in the history of the planet, 1169 01:03:50,076 --> 01:03:53,161 a species has the technology 1170 01:03:53,246 --> 01:03:55,497 to prevent its own extinction. 1171 01:03:55,581 --> 01:03:56,915 [Translator On TV] 1172 01:03:56,999 --> 01:03:59,793 All of you praying with us need to know 1173 01:04:01,128 --> 01:04:05,423 that everything that can be done to prevent this disaster 1174 01:04:05,508 --> 01:04:07,926 is being called into service. 1175 01:04:10,346 --> 01:04:13,807 The human thirst for excellence, 1176 01:04:13,891 --> 01:04:14,850 [Translator On Radio] 1177 01:04:14,934 --> 01:04:16,393 knowledge, 1178 01:04:17,603 --> 01:04:20,605 every step up the ladder of science, 1179 01:04:21,941 --> 01:04:26,111 every adventurous reach into space, 1180 01:04:26,195 --> 01:04:30,198 all of our combined modern technologies and imaginations, 1181 01:04:30,283 --> 01:04:34,202 even the wars that we've fought, have provided us the tools... 1182 01:04:34,287 --> 01:04:36,454 to wage this terrible battle. 1183 01:04:37,874 --> 01:04:39,666 Through all the chaos that is our history, 1184 01:04:39,750 --> 01:04:40,750 [Translator On TV] 1185 01:04:40,835 --> 01:04:43,712 through all of the wrongs and the discord, 1186 01:04:43,796 --> 01:04:45,755 through all of the pain and suffering, 1187 01:04:45,840 --> 01:04:47,883 through all of our times, 1188 01:04:47,967 --> 01:04:50,218 there is one thing that has nourished our souls... 1189 01:04:50,303 --> 01:04:52,888 Mom, that salesman's on TV. 1190 01:04:52,972 --> 01:04:56,099 ...and elevated our species above its origins, 1191 01:04:56,183 --> 01:04:58,184 and that is our courage. 1192 01:04:58,811 --> 01:05:01,897 Dreams of an entire planet are focused tonight 1193 01:05:01,981 --> 01:05:04,649 on those 14 brave souls 1194 01:05:05,443 --> 01:05:07,527 traveling into the heavens. 1195 01:05:07,778 --> 01:05:09,905 That man's not a salesman. 1196 01:05:09,989 --> 01:05:11,239 That's your daddy. 1197 01:05:11,324 --> 01:05:12,407 And may we all, 1198 01:05:12,491 --> 01:05:15,994 citizens the world over, see these events through. 1199 01:05:17,038 --> 01:05:20,373 Godspeed and good luck to you. 1200 01:05:27,882 --> 01:05:30,216 Freedom crew. Independence crew. 1201 01:05:35,640 --> 01:05:36,932 How ya feelin'? 1202 01:05:37,016 --> 01:05:40,518 Uh, good, you know. I mean, considering I've never been 1203 01:05:40,603 --> 01:05:43,438 this scared in my entire life. I... You know... 1204 01:05:43,522 --> 01:05:47,192 Listen. Once you get up there, you're gonna be on your own. 1205 01:05:47,276 --> 01:05:48,818 If anything should happen, I just wanted to... 1206 01:05:48,903 --> 01:05:52,530 I know, Harry. I'll, uh, try not to disappoint you. 1207 01:05:56,661 --> 01:05:58,870 Take care of yourself, kid. 1208 01:06:03,668 --> 01:06:06,044 [Man 1209 01:06:06,128 --> 01:06:09,881 Attention in the firing room. Oxidizer loading is complete. 1210 01:06:11,175 --> 01:06:12,634 [Man 1211 01:06:12,718 --> 01:06:14,511 [Man 1212 01:06:14,595 --> 01:06:17,555 We are T minus two hours to the program goal. 1213 01:06:26,524 --> 01:06:28,525 - Hey, Harry. - [Harry] Yeah, Rock? 1214 01:06:28,609 --> 01:06:31,903 You know, we're sittin' on four million pounds of fuel, one nuclear weapon 1215 01:06:31,988 --> 01:06:34,990 and a thing that has 270,000 moving parts 1216 01:06:35,074 --> 01:06:36,658 built by the lowest bidder. 1217 01:06:36,742 --> 01:06:37,701 [Grunts] 1218 01:06:37,785 --> 01:06:40,286 Makes you feel good, doesn't it? 1219 01:06:40,371 --> 01:06:41,496 Yeah. 1220 01:06:43,958 --> 01:06:46,084 - How ya doin', Oscar? - Great. 1221 01:06:46,419 --> 01:06:48,920 I got that excited, scared feelin', 1222 01:06:49,005 --> 01:06:51,881 like 98 percent excited, 2 percent scared. 1223 01:06:52,299 --> 01:06:54,009 Maybe more. It could be 2... 1224 01:06:54,093 --> 01:06:56,052 It could be 98 percent scared, 2 percent excited. 1225 01:06:56,137 --> 01:06:59,806 But that's what makes it so intense, is it's so confused. 1226 01:06:59,890 --> 01:07:01,850 I can't really figure it out. 1227 01:07:01,934 --> 01:07:04,519 Will you make mine really tight, 'cause I don't want to fall out? 1228 01:07:04,603 --> 01:07:07,105 I mean, almost to the point of cutting off circulation. 1229 01:07:07,189 --> 01:07:08,481 [Harnesses Clattering] 1230 01:07:08,566 --> 01:07:09,607 Ow. 1231 01:07:10,776 --> 01:07:13,111 It must be a comfort to know that if the space program goes under, 1232 01:07:13,195 --> 01:07:15,113 you can always get a job at Helga's House of Pain, huh? 1233 01:07:15,489 --> 01:07:18,033 All right. Flight directors on with the go/no-go for launch. 1234 01:07:18,117 --> 01:07:19,325 - Retro. - Go flight. 1235 01:07:19,410 --> 01:07:20,702 - Booster. - Go flight. 1236 01:07:20,786 --> 01:07:21,745 - Ecos. - Go flight. 1237 01:07:21,829 --> 01:07:23,204 - Trajectory. - Go flight. 1238 01:07:23,289 --> 01:07:24,622 - FIDO. - Go flight. 1239 01:07:24,707 --> 01:07:25,790 - EVA. - Go flight. 1240 01:07:25,875 --> 01:07:27,375 - CAPCOM Freedom. - Go flight. 1241 01:07:27,460 --> 01:07:29,794 - CAPCOM Independence. - Go flight. 1242 01:07:29,879 --> 01:07:33,006 All right, ladies and gentlemen, it's pucker time. 1243 01:07:33,090 --> 01:07:35,550 Independence and Freedom, this is Kennedy firing room. 1244 01:07:35,634 --> 01:07:37,302 We're T minus one minute. 1245 01:07:37,386 --> 01:07:40,305 All crew members, close and lock your visors. 1246 01:07:41,265 --> 01:07:45,101 Independence, this is launch control. Be advised, we're in a smooth count. 1247 01:07:45,186 --> 01:07:48,396 T minus 31. You're go for auto-sequence start. 1248 01:07:48,481 --> 01:07:51,066 P.L.T.s, perform your A.P.U. pre-start. 1249 01:07:51,150 --> 01:07:54,194 Okay, gentlemen, you're our warriors up there. 1250 01:07:55,321 --> 01:07:56,488 God be with you. 1251 01:07:56,572 --> 01:07:59,240 You're already heroes. Just sit back and enjoy the ride. 1252 01:07:59,325 --> 01:08:00,742 [Man Chattering On Radio] 1253 01:08:00,826 --> 01:08:02,869 We're T minus 20 seconds. 1254 01:08:04,246 --> 01:08:05,747 [Chattering Continues] 1255 01:08:05,831 --> 01:08:09,501 Ten. Nine. Eight. Seven. 1256 01:08:10,461 --> 01:08:13,755 Four. Three. Two. One. 1257 01:08:16,175 --> 01:08:17,258 [Roaring] 1258 01:08:17,343 --> 01:08:18,343 We have main engine start. 1259 01:08:18,427 --> 01:08:21,179 - We have booster ignition. - We're going. 1260 01:08:22,014 --> 01:08:23,431 And liftoff. 1261 01:08:33,275 --> 01:08:35,485 Freedom, this is flight deck. 1262 01:08:36,612 --> 01:08:40,240 [Sharp On Radio] Roger, Freedom. You're looking good. 1263 01:08:51,544 --> 01:08:53,670 We have go for Independence. 1264 01:08:53,754 --> 01:08:56,214 Three. Two. One. 1265 01:08:56,632 --> 01:08:58,383 Independence, we have booster ignition. 1266 01:08:58,467 --> 01:08:59,843 [Chattering Continues] 1267 01:08:59,927 --> 01:09:01,261 We have liftoff. 1268 01:09:01,345 --> 01:09:02,971 We are cooking, Houston. 1269 01:09:25,077 --> 01:09:27,537 Houston, the tower is clear. They're all yours. 1270 01:09:27,621 --> 01:09:29,164 [Cheering] 1271 01:09:29,456 --> 01:09:30,832 [Shuttles Roaring] 1272 01:09:30,916 --> 01:09:32,500 Heads up, everybody. They're ours now. 1273 01:09:32,585 --> 01:09:33,835 All engines are go. 1274 01:09:33,919 --> 01:09:35,920 Keep a sharp eye out on both of 'em. 1275 01:09:36,005 --> 01:09:38,173 [Radio Chatter Continues] 1276 01:09:43,137 --> 01:09:45,597 [Sharp] Start roll maneuver. 1277 01:09:55,733 --> 01:09:57,066 Two good roll programs. 1278 01:09:57,151 --> 01:09:58,943 - One down. - Independence, we have max cue. 1279 01:09:59,028 --> 01:10:01,613 Roger, Control. We are a max cue. 1280 01:10:03,115 --> 01:10:04,199 S.R.B. sep... 1281 01:10:04,283 --> 01:10:05,617 [Engines Roaring] 1282 01:10:09,705 --> 01:10:11,497 We are single-engine, press, demi-go. 1283 01:10:11,582 --> 01:10:13,208 Copy, press, demi-go. 1284 01:10:13,292 --> 01:10:15,668 Houston, this is a kick-ass ride! 1285 01:10:21,550 --> 01:10:24,385 Freedom, this is Houston. Main engine cut out on schedule. Out. 1286 01:10:24,470 --> 01:10:26,888 [Engines Cut Out] 1287 01:10:34,271 --> 01:10:36,439 Freedom, stats are good. 1288 01:10:40,611 --> 01:10:42,904 Independence, telemetry is up and running. 1289 01:10:42,988 --> 01:10:44,113 Oh, my God. 1290 01:10:44,198 --> 01:10:48,076 This is space! Course, we're just in the beginning part of space. 1291 01:10:48,160 --> 01:10:50,578 We... We haven't gotten to outer space yet. 1292 01:10:50,663 --> 01:10:52,872 Roger, Houston. We have a visual on the Russian space station. 1293 01:10:52,957 --> 01:10:54,832 Initiating retro burn. 1294 01:10:56,627 --> 01:10:58,586 Gentlemen, remember the Russian space station 1295 01:10:58,671 --> 01:11:00,296 has been up there for 11 years. 1296 01:11:00,381 --> 01:11:02,257 Most of us don't have cars that old. 1297 01:11:02,341 --> 01:11:03,299 Now, the cosmonaut on board 1298 01:11:03,384 --> 01:11:06,511 has been on that tin can for 18 months, alone. 1299 01:11:09,431 --> 01:11:11,975 So don't be surprised if he's a little... off. 1300 01:11:12,059 --> 01:11:13,351 Independence, we're gonna put you... 1301 01:11:13,435 --> 01:11:15,270 All right, crew. Let's exit these flight suits. 1302 01:11:15,354 --> 01:11:16,396 [Laughing] 1303 01:11:17,273 --> 01:11:18,940 [Russian Accent] Hello. 1304 01:11:19,024 --> 01:11:22,568 This is Russian space station. Can you hear me? 1305 01:11:22,987 --> 01:11:23,945 [Speaks Russian] 1306 01:11:24,029 --> 01:11:25,947 We copy, Russian space station. This is Houston. 1307 01:11:26,031 --> 01:11:29,534 I'm ready to fire my thrusters any time. 1308 01:11:29,827 --> 01:11:33,037 - Stand by. - Okay. I'm not going anywhere. 1309 01:11:33,122 --> 01:11:35,790 We have a go. Initiate gravitational spin. 1310 01:11:35,874 --> 01:11:37,125 [Chattering On Radio] 1311 01:11:37,209 --> 01:11:38,876 [Thrusters Roaring] 1312 01:11:43,382 --> 01:11:45,425 You are maxed at 40-percent spin. 1313 01:11:45,509 --> 01:11:46,718 [Moans] 1314 01:11:47,845 --> 01:11:49,887 Okay, Houston. 1315 01:11:50,723 --> 01:11:54,892 I can feel I'm having gravity. 1316 01:11:55,602 --> 01:11:58,313 All right, gentlemen. We're gonna dock in a minute. 1317 01:11:58,397 --> 01:11:59,480 Now, the Russian space station 1318 01:11:59,565 --> 01:12:00,940 - has fired her rockets... - Whee! 1319 01:12:01,025 --> 01:12:03,109 ...to simulate gravity and let us work faster. 1320 01:12:03,193 --> 01:12:05,153 It's gonna make you queasy, so prepare yourself. 1321 01:12:05,237 --> 01:12:07,739 Well, it's about time. I haven't thrown up in about an hour. 1322 01:12:07,823 --> 01:12:09,324 [Laughing] 1323 01:12:12,703 --> 01:12:15,788 Initiating first phase of docking procedure. 1324 01:12:16,123 --> 01:12:18,750 - Switching to manual. - Manual override. 1325 01:12:24,506 --> 01:12:28,343 One foot per second. Let's take this slow and do it right, folks. 1326 01:12:28,427 --> 01:12:29,844 Twenty feet. 1327 01:12:30,929 --> 01:12:32,430 [Blipping] 1328 01:12:32,598 --> 01:12:33,765 Ten feet. 1329 01:12:33,849 --> 01:12:35,808 Looking good on radar. 1330 01:12:37,019 --> 01:12:38,394 Five feet. 1331 01:12:39,146 --> 01:12:41,439 [Clanking, Hissing] 1332 01:12:42,274 --> 01:12:45,026 Locks are engaged. Fuel teams, let's go. 1333 01:12:46,737 --> 01:12:48,988 Freedom, telemetry is looking good. 1334 01:12:49,073 --> 01:12:50,156 [Hissing] 1335 01:12:50,240 --> 01:12:51,991 We have soft dock. 1336 01:12:52,076 --> 01:12:54,535 [Sharp] Fuel teams, prepare to unload. 1337 01:12:58,832 --> 01:13:00,541 All right, gentlemen, watch your heads. 1338 01:13:00,626 --> 01:13:02,543 Let's go, Independence. 1339 01:13:06,006 --> 01:13:07,340 Colonel. 1340 01:13:10,844 --> 01:13:12,970 [Russian Folk Music] 1341 01:13:17,643 --> 01:13:20,353 Where is he? Anybody home? 1342 01:13:21,313 --> 01:13:23,272 Welcome, everybody! 1343 01:13:25,692 --> 01:13:27,652 I am not gas station. 1344 01:13:27,736 --> 01:13:31,030 This is sophisticated laboratory. I'm in charge. 1345 01:13:31,323 --> 01:13:33,741 So do not be touching anything. 1346 01:13:33,826 --> 01:13:36,744 - I need one... I need you. - Go with him. 1347 01:13:36,829 --> 01:13:39,455 I need you. Hurry up. Hurry up. Come on. Come on. 1348 01:13:39,540 --> 01:13:42,667 It's very important you watch the fuel gauge, okay? 1349 01:13:42,751 --> 01:13:44,210 Put on cold suit. 1350 01:13:44,294 --> 01:13:45,795 - Countdown clock will hold at... - Copy that, Houston. 1351 01:13:45,879 --> 01:13:47,130 Prepping for fuel transfer. 1352 01:13:47,214 --> 01:13:49,507 Countdown clock will hold at T minus 20 minutes and... 1353 01:13:49,925 --> 01:13:51,926 Fuel pod is down there. 1354 01:13:52,010 --> 01:13:53,928 It's down here, huh? Great. 1355 01:13:54,012 --> 01:13:56,180 [Hissing] 1356 01:13:56,557 --> 01:13:58,349 [All Chattering] 1357 01:14:04,690 --> 01:14:07,567 Okay, let's connect these fuel lines. 1358 01:14:09,695 --> 01:14:12,697 Freedom on the left, Independence on the right. 1359 01:14:12,781 --> 01:14:15,241 All right. We're goin' left here. 1360 01:14:16,493 --> 01:14:19,954 To the right is fuel gauge. You watch the fuel gauge. 1361 01:14:20,038 --> 01:14:22,373 One fifty, okay. One sixty, okay. 1362 01:14:22,458 --> 01:14:26,085 Two hundred, bad disaster for space station. 1363 01:14:26,712 --> 01:14:32,091 So if you watch 200, you call for Lev, on, and you see here number one. Off. 1364 01:14:32,176 --> 01:14:34,802 You ask for Lev. And you pull this down, all the way down. 1365 01:14:34,887 --> 01:14:36,179 What's Lev? 1366 01:14:36,263 --> 01:14:39,640 I am Lev Andropov, colonel of Russian space agency. 1367 01:14:39,725 --> 01:14:41,893 In Russia I'm a very big man. 1368 01:14:43,520 --> 01:14:44,812 We're ready to transfer. 1369 01:14:44,897 --> 01:14:46,772 I'm coming. No problem. 1370 01:14:46,857 --> 01:14:49,275 [All Chattering] 1371 01:14:49,359 --> 01:14:51,903 You. You. You there! 1372 01:14:52,738 --> 01:14:55,364 - Hard locked. - Ready for transfusion! 1373 01:14:55,908 --> 01:14:56,908 [Beeps] 1374 01:14:56,992 --> 01:14:59,076 [Hissing] 1375 01:15:04,124 --> 01:15:06,042 [Lev] Fuel is pumping. 1376 01:15:09,922 --> 01:15:12,465 Hey, Lev, the, uh... The... The pressure's climbing. 1377 01:15:12,549 --> 01:15:14,091 [A.J. Continues, Radio Static Hissing] 1378 01:15:14,176 --> 01:15:16,511 Still, we're on fuel transference. 1379 01:15:16,595 --> 01:15:19,180 Don't touch my uncle. You know? 1380 01:15:19,264 --> 01:15:20,890 He's a genius of my family. 1381 01:15:20,974 --> 01:15:22,016 [Hissing] 1382 01:15:22,100 --> 01:15:25,895 Lev! Can anybody hear me? Guys? Hello, guys! 1383 01:15:25,979 --> 01:15:26,979 [No Audio] 1384 01:15:27,064 --> 01:15:28,523 He used to work for a big bomb factory. 1385 01:15:28,607 --> 01:15:30,525 He used to make the tip of the bomb, 1386 01:15:30,609 --> 01:15:34,862 the thing that finds, uh, New York or Washington, you know? 1387 01:15:35,322 --> 01:15:36,489 Ooh. 1388 01:15:36,573 --> 01:15:38,908 Check your hoses. We got some thermal variation. 1389 01:15:38,992 --> 01:15:41,911 Stamper, let's look at the couplings, back on the shuttle. 1390 01:15:43,997 --> 01:15:46,123 Okay. Shut down. Uh... 1391 01:15:46,959 --> 01:15:48,459 [Grunting] 1392 01:15:50,504 --> 01:15:52,505 [Motors Grinding Down] 1393 01:15:52,589 --> 01:15:54,882 Uh... Guys! 1394 01:15:55,801 --> 01:15:57,969 [Sharp] What's that noise? 1395 01:15:58,971 --> 01:16:01,305 Oh, no! God! 1396 01:16:04,309 --> 01:16:05,851 What is it? 1397 01:16:06,311 --> 01:16:08,854 [Shouting In Russian] Leak! Leak! 1398 01:16:10,315 --> 01:16:13,317 Get your men back to the shuttle! Go! 1399 01:16:14,611 --> 01:16:17,572 Go! Hurry up! Get out of there! 1400 01:16:17,656 --> 01:16:20,032 You know, this really smarts! 1401 01:16:20,117 --> 01:16:22,034 Pull lever! 1402 01:16:22,119 --> 01:16:23,786 This is the lever! 1403 01:16:24,246 --> 01:16:26,080 Colonel, we must get him out of there! 1404 01:16:26,164 --> 01:16:28,499 A.J., come on out! 1405 01:16:29,543 --> 01:16:31,252 Aah! Aah! 1406 01:16:31,545 --> 01:16:33,212 Hurry! Hurry! 1407 01:16:35,841 --> 01:16:37,675 Emergency break away! 1408 01:16:38,427 --> 01:16:40,553 We got a fire in the fuel pod! 1409 01:16:43,849 --> 01:16:45,099 - Come on! - Come on! 1410 01:16:45,183 --> 01:16:47,852 Get in here! A.J.'s stuck in the fuel pod! 1411 01:16:49,896 --> 01:16:50,980 We're losing it! 1412 01:16:51,064 --> 01:16:59,238 [All Shouting] 1413 01:17:03,744 --> 01:17:07,204 Control, this is Independence. I am seeing vibration... 1414 01:17:07,456 --> 01:17:08,831 [All Shouting] 1415 01:17:08,915 --> 01:17:09,915 Malloy, talk to me! 1416 01:17:10,000 --> 01:17:11,959 Not good. We got sparks and fire in the fuel pod. 1417 01:17:12,044 --> 01:17:14,378 Independence, blow those locks and get outta there now! 1418 01:17:14,463 --> 01:17:15,838 Dump the hoses now! We're going! 1419 01:17:15,922 --> 01:17:18,215 What happened? Let me shut off the O2 feed! 1420 01:17:18,300 --> 01:17:20,051 Harry, it's burnin' up! 1421 01:17:20,135 --> 01:17:22,637 Damn! Max, Rock, get in here! 1422 01:17:22,804 --> 01:17:24,930 Get down there and crack these pipes over here! 1423 01:17:25,015 --> 01:17:26,390 Harry, it's burnin' up! 1424 01:17:26,475 --> 01:17:28,267 We're goin' back for the other team! 1425 01:17:28,352 --> 01:17:29,310 [Chatter On Radio] 1426 01:17:29,394 --> 01:17:32,063 [Man] Switch on the personnel locators. 1427 01:17:32,314 --> 01:17:34,440 Trackin' A.J. He's climbin'. 1428 01:17:34,524 --> 01:17:36,400 - No! - Go! Go! 1429 01:17:36,943 --> 01:17:40,905 It's too late! Get back to the shuttle! This thing's gonna blow! 1430 01:17:41,406 --> 01:17:42,448 No! 1431 01:17:43,241 --> 01:17:46,827 Colonel, we gotta move now! Come on! Close the hatch! 1432 01:17:48,747 --> 01:17:50,122 Wait a minute! Wait a minute! We got a man in there! 1433 01:17:50,207 --> 01:17:53,167 - Open that door, and we'll all die! - Fuel leak! 1434 01:17:53,377 --> 01:17:56,212 [All Shouting] 1435 01:17:56,421 --> 01:17:58,839 Evac now! Let's go! Let's go! 1436 01:18:01,093 --> 01:18:04,595 Come on back! No, wait! The door is broken! 1437 01:18:05,847 --> 01:18:07,098 No! 1438 01:18:07,265 --> 01:18:08,849 They got the fire sealed in the fuel pod. 1439 01:18:08,934 --> 01:18:09,892 They locked it down. 1440 01:18:09,976 --> 01:18:11,060 [Man On P.A.] Tracking men to the shuttle. 1441 01:18:11,144 --> 01:18:12,812 They've still got two men trapped in there! 1442 01:18:14,690 --> 01:18:17,650 Keep running! The shuttle's another 75 feet! 1443 01:18:18,110 --> 01:18:19,110 Where's the rest of the team? 1444 01:18:19,194 --> 01:18:20,194 [All Shouting] 1445 01:18:20,278 --> 01:18:21,362 Where's A.J.? 1446 01:18:21,446 --> 01:18:23,739 - A.J.'s gone! - We're not leavin' without A.J.! 1447 01:18:23,824 --> 01:18:26,033 He's gone! It's too late! 1448 01:18:27,828 --> 01:18:30,454 Come on! This way is our only chance! 1449 01:18:30,664 --> 01:18:32,748 So it's minus hundred! 1450 01:18:32,833 --> 01:18:35,960 Very cold. Hold breath, or lung freezes! 1451 01:18:41,842 --> 01:18:45,803 Get back to the shuttle! And lock that door! 1452 01:18:45,887 --> 01:18:48,139 [All Shouting] 1453 01:18:51,435 --> 01:18:53,227 It's on fire! It's on fire, Harry! 1454 01:18:53,311 --> 01:18:55,938 - It's them or all of us! - It's on fire. 1455 01:18:56,064 --> 01:18:58,190 - Full thrust. - We're gonna get hit. 1456 01:18:58,984 --> 01:19:02,820 [Rattling, Hissing] 1457 01:19:10,579 --> 01:19:12,872 [Gasping] 1458 01:19:14,583 --> 01:19:18,419 Lev! Lev, the door's gonna blow! 1459 01:19:19,588 --> 01:19:20,629 No! 1460 01:19:23,049 --> 01:19:24,300 Oh! 1461 01:19:24,718 --> 01:19:27,094 We're going! It's gonna blow! 1462 01:19:28,263 --> 01:19:29,638 A.J.'s still in there! 1463 01:19:29,723 --> 01:19:32,224 Blow the locks. No, the bolts! 1464 01:19:32,309 --> 01:19:33,809 We've gotta... 1465 01:19:33,894 --> 01:19:36,061 I think we're almost there! 1466 01:19:36,772 --> 01:19:37,855 [All Shouting] 1467 01:19:37,939 --> 01:19:39,440 Flight, Independence does not have A.J. 1468 01:19:39,524 --> 01:19:40,649 They're gonna close the door without him. 1469 01:19:40,734 --> 01:19:42,234 [Man] Tracking. They're 75 feet from the shuttle. 1470 01:19:42,319 --> 01:19:43,944 Just tell 'em to air lock the door and go! 1471 01:19:44,029 --> 01:19:45,362 Dog the hatch now! 1472 01:19:45,447 --> 01:19:46,447 Close it! 1473 01:19:46,531 --> 01:19:48,574 [Explosion] 1474 01:19:52,037 --> 01:19:52,995 Ho... 1475 01:19:53,079 --> 01:19:54,163 [Exploding] 1476 01:19:54,247 --> 01:19:55,539 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1477 01:19:55,624 --> 01:19:58,709 Colonel! That thing's comin' right for... We got to move! 1478 01:20:02,380 --> 01:20:04,131 Hurry up! There's the shuttle door! 1479 01:20:04,216 --> 01:20:05,800 [Shouting] 1480 01:20:06,718 --> 01:20:09,512 Fire's coming at us! Close the door now! 1481 01:20:14,601 --> 01:20:15,976 Go! Go! Go! 1482 01:20:24,277 --> 01:20:28,072 Freedom, the Independence crew is on board and accounted for. 1483 01:20:28,532 --> 01:20:30,825 We're even heavy one cosmonaut. 1484 01:20:30,909 --> 01:20:32,743 They got 90 percent of their fuel. 1485 01:20:33,370 --> 01:20:34,995 Pretty intense, huh? 1486 01:20:35,080 --> 01:20:40,251 That's why I told you, "Touch nothing." But you're bunch of cowboys. 1487 01:20:44,756 --> 01:20:47,383 So while the consciousness of the planet is unified, 1488 01:20:47,467 --> 01:20:48,759 focused on the NASA mission 1489 01:20:48,844 --> 01:20:51,095 taking place right now in the vast ocean of space, 1490 01:20:51,179 --> 01:20:52,429 [Speaking Russian] 1491 01:20:52,514 --> 01:20:54,098 we're now in the final hours of the mission, 1492 01:20:54,182 --> 01:20:57,518 as the Freedom and Independence prepare to slingshot around the moon. 1493 01:21:06,236 --> 01:21:09,280 Morning, guys. It's time to suit up, I guess. 1494 01:21:09,364 --> 01:21:11,448 Uh, we got a big day. 1495 01:21:12,075 --> 01:21:13,993 Eighteen seconds to radio interrupt. 1496 01:21:14,077 --> 01:21:15,703 Booster sequence confirmed. 1497 01:21:15,787 --> 01:21:18,789 This is Houston. Roger that, Freedom. We copy 1498 01:21:19,040 --> 01:21:20,833 Shuttles are ready for the burn around the moon. 1499 01:21:20,917 --> 01:21:23,460 Radio contact terminated. We're out. 1500 01:21:24,754 --> 01:21:28,966 Nine and a half Gs for 11 minutes. I'd start praying about right now. 1501 01:21:34,306 --> 01:21:35,890 So this is the part where we're supposed to just 1502 01:21:35,974 --> 01:21:38,392 hold on real tight and, uh, hope we don't die. 1503 01:21:38,476 --> 01:21:40,477 Stand by for lunar roll. 1504 01:21:40,562 --> 01:21:42,271 High inclination. Lunar orbit. 1505 01:21:44,649 --> 01:21:47,776 You boys got those wills filled out correctly? 1506 01:22:03,043 --> 01:22:04,919 All right, men, this is what we trained for. 1507 01:22:05,003 --> 01:22:06,253 Nowjust suck it up! 1508 01:22:06,338 --> 01:22:09,381 On the mark. Five. Four. 1509 01:22:09,466 --> 01:22:11,842 Three. Two. One. 1510 01:22:22,187 --> 01:22:23,646 Is this supposed to be like this? 1511 01:22:23,730 --> 01:22:25,147 Don't worry. This is normal. 1512 01:22:25,231 --> 01:22:26,273 How would you know? 1513 01:22:26,358 --> 01:22:27,441 [Groaning] 1514 01:22:27,525 --> 01:22:29,360 - Fourteen thousand miles an hour. - Four Gs. 1515 01:22:29,444 --> 01:22:31,445 - Ahh! - How long does this last? 1516 01:22:31,529 --> 01:22:32,571 Six Gs. 1517 01:22:35,617 --> 01:22:36,659 Fifteen thousand. 1518 01:22:36,743 --> 01:22:38,744 - Really heavy, man! - This isn't normal. 1519 01:22:38,828 --> 01:22:40,120 What do you mean, "this isn't normal"? 1520 01:22:40,205 --> 01:22:41,872 This is way worse! 1521 01:22:41,957 --> 01:22:43,707 Eight Gs. Hang tight! 1522 01:22:43,792 --> 01:22:47,795 We're not gonna make it! Oh, we're gonna die! 1523 01:22:48,129 --> 01:22:50,589 Twelve minutes. Flight, we still got nothin' here. 1524 01:22:50,715 --> 01:22:52,341 [All Groaning] 1525 01:22:52,425 --> 01:22:54,760 This is too fast! 1526 01:22:58,765 --> 01:22:59,765 Ten Gs! 1527 01:22:59,849 --> 01:23:02,059 [Groaning Continues] 1528 01:23:10,151 --> 01:23:11,193 [Groaning] 1529 01:23:11,277 --> 01:23:12,403 [Laughing] 1530 01:23:13,071 --> 01:23:16,573 [Sharp] We're maxed at 22,500! 1531 01:23:17,951 --> 01:23:20,202 [Groaning] 1532 01:23:21,746 --> 01:23:23,539 [Rattling Ceases] 1533 01:23:23,623 --> 01:23:24,707 [Exhales] 1534 01:23:26,626 --> 01:23:29,420 We have acquisition of signal from Independence and Freedom. 1535 01:23:29,504 --> 01:23:30,504 [Relieved Chattering] 1536 01:23:30,588 --> 01:23:33,340 We're in, guys. All right. Welcome back, team. 1537 01:23:33,550 --> 01:23:36,176 We have visual of the target, Houston. 1538 01:23:45,186 --> 01:23:46,729 You see that? 1539 01:23:51,443 --> 01:23:52,526 Wow. 1540 01:23:54,320 --> 01:23:55,571 [Computer Blipping] 1541 01:23:55,655 --> 01:23:57,156 Come in, Independence. 1542 01:23:57,240 --> 01:24:00,451 [Sharp] Houston, you gotta see this to believe it. 1543 01:24:02,162 --> 01:24:03,746 Okay, team, let's take 'em in. 1544 01:24:03,830 --> 01:24:05,622 Okay, Quincy, how much tail debris do we have? 1545 01:24:05,707 --> 01:24:07,875 [Man] Freedom, turn on FOD radar. 1546 01:24:07,959 --> 01:24:09,043 FOD radar on. 1547 01:24:09,127 --> 01:24:10,335 [Blipping] 1548 01:24:11,671 --> 01:24:13,881 Everybody, hang on. This could get a little rough. 1549 01:24:13,965 --> 01:24:15,883 Engaging evasive radar. 1550 01:24:23,475 --> 01:24:24,725 Hold on! 1551 01:24:36,112 --> 01:24:37,988 Goddamn! We got debris! 1552 01:24:39,991 --> 01:24:42,701 [Watts] We're dumping auxiliary boosters. 1553 01:24:55,715 --> 01:24:58,509 - Houston, do you read me? - We got debris! 1554 01:25:01,012 --> 01:25:03,555 We're goin' in! We're comin' in hot! 1555 01:25:07,185 --> 01:25:08,852 Independence, try to maintain your present heading. 1556 01:25:08,937 --> 01:25:10,020 You've got a target L.Z. 1557 01:25:10,105 --> 01:25:12,314 There's too much debris! We gotta peel off! 1558 01:25:12,398 --> 01:25:13,690 Negative! 1559 01:25:14,109 --> 01:25:16,401 [Loud Crashing] 1560 01:25:16,986 --> 01:25:18,320 We're hit! 1561 01:25:20,782 --> 01:25:21,990 Mayday, mayday! 1562 01:25:22,075 --> 01:25:23,951 I've lost main thrusters. Get 'em back up! 1563 01:25:24,035 --> 01:25:26,370 Mayday, Houston, mayday! We've lost R.C.S. thrusters! 1564 01:25:26,454 --> 01:25:28,163 Mayday, Freedom, mayday! 1565 01:25:28,248 --> 01:25:30,415 We are out of control! We are going down! 1566 01:25:30,500 --> 01:25:32,751 Do you read me? Freedom, we are going down! 1567 01:25:42,345 --> 01:25:43,345 [All Shouting] 1568 01:25:43,429 --> 01:25:45,514 [Thrusters Roaring] 1569 01:25:46,182 --> 01:25:47,141 We're gonna hit! 1570 01:25:47,225 --> 01:25:48,308 [Blipping] 1571 01:25:57,694 --> 01:26:02,072 Everybody, go to your own life support! Lock yourself in the cargo bay! 1572 01:26:03,950 --> 01:26:05,325 We are going down! 1573 01:26:05,410 --> 01:26:09,121 Houston! Houston, we are going down! We have lost control! 1574 01:26:09,205 --> 01:26:10,873 I can't get it on! 1575 01:26:13,126 --> 01:26:14,626 Good luck, Freedom. 1576 01:26:14,711 --> 01:26:16,712 Oh, my God, this is it. 1577 01:26:18,756 --> 01:26:20,007 [Blipping] 1578 01:26:20,091 --> 01:26:22,926 [All Screaming] 1579 01:26:33,062 --> 01:26:35,856 [Lev Shouting In Russian] 1580 01:26:54,792 --> 01:26:56,126 [Screams] 1581 01:27:07,180 --> 01:27:10,641 Sharp, what the hell is that? Is that the Independence? 1582 01:27:15,480 --> 01:27:17,564 [Sharp] Houston, Independence is a dead stick. 1583 01:27:17,649 --> 01:27:19,900 They're not gonna make it. 1584 01:27:31,663 --> 01:27:34,206 Houston, Independence has gone down. 1585 01:27:46,302 --> 01:27:48,637 When I touch this baby down, full reverse thrust. 1586 01:27:48,721 --> 01:27:50,722 - Fires on your right, Sharp! - Reversing the thrusters! 1587 01:27:50,807 --> 01:27:52,849 [Thrusters Roaring] 1588 01:27:52,934 --> 01:27:54,851 Hang tight! Hang tight! 1589 01:27:55,853 --> 01:27:59,231 Houston, we overshot our landing field. We overshot our landing field. 1590 01:27:59,315 --> 01:28:01,233 Oh, no! 1591 01:28:06,364 --> 01:28:07,364 [Grunting] 1592 01:28:08,616 --> 01:28:10,367 [Ice Smashing] 1593 01:28:14,497 --> 01:28:15,914 [Shouting] 1594 01:28:21,462 --> 01:28:22,838 - God! - Aah! 1595 01:28:25,591 --> 01:28:26,633 [Crashing Stops] 1596 01:28:26,718 --> 01:28:29,678 [Whimpering, Panting] 1597 01:28:32,098 --> 01:28:34,057 [Whimpering] 1598 01:28:34,142 --> 01:28:36,101 [Panting] 1599 01:28:38,980 --> 01:28:42,733 Initiate system light system check. Make sure we can still get off this rock. 1600 01:28:42,817 --> 01:28:45,277 Our electrical system is screwed. I'm going to back-up. 1601 01:28:45,361 --> 01:28:47,154 Fuel seals check. Engine seals check. 1602 01:28:47,238 --> 01:28:50,073 - Oh, God. Oh! - Pressure seals check. 1603 01:28:53,411 --> 01:28:54,411 Anyone hurt? 1604 01:28:54,495 --> 01:28:56,913 [Panting] Where's... 1605 01:28:58,458 --> 01:29:02,127 Where's the other shuttle? What happened to the other shuttle? 1606 01:29:02,211 --> 01:29:04,421 Independence is off the grid. 1607 01:29:04,714 --> 01:29:05,714 "Off the grid"? 1608 01:29:05,798 --> 01:29:09,009 What are you, a freakin' cyborg? What does that mean? 1609 01:29:09,093 --> 01:29:11,470 Hey, you saw it yourself, right? 1610 01:29:11,804 --> 01:29:13,263 They're gone. 1611 01:29:14,682 --> 01:29:18,185 Come in, Freedom. This is CAPCOM Houston. Freedom, come in. 1612 01:29:18,269 --> 01:29:21,104 This is CAPCOM Houston. Come in, Freedom. 1613 01:29:22,315 --> 01:29:23,857 - God! - Let's just ask God 1614 01:29:23,941 --> 01:29:25,901 to take care of our friends. 1615 01:29:27,737 --> 01:29:29,613 May they rest in peace. 1616 01:29:30,990 --> 01:29:32,115 Amen. 1617 01:29:32,492 --> 01:29:34,534 [Computers Blipping] 1618 01:29:40,249 --> 01:29:41,958 We got eight hours. 1619 01:29:42,377 --> 01:29:43,377 [Gasps] 1620 01:29:43,461 --> 01:29:46,088 Let's get this job done and go home. 1621 01:29:46,547 --> 01:29:47,547 Nothin'. 1622 01:29:47,632 --> 01:29:50,008 Come on, Watts, Sharp, somebody. 1623 01:29:50,468 --> 01:29:52,469 This is CAPCOM Houston. 1624 01:29:53,971 --> 01:29:57,766 Come in, Freedom. Freedom, come in. This is CAPCOM Houston. 1625 01:29:59,727 --> 01:30:01,812 Maybe you shouldn't be here. 1626 01:30:01,896 --> 01:30:04,231 I don't have anywhere else to go. 1627 01:30:04,315 --> 01:30:06,149 Freedom, come in. This is CAPCOM Houston. 1628 01:30:08,319 --> 01:30:11,029 All right, let's get the tools unpacked and fire up the Armadillo. 1629 01:30:11,114 --> 01:30:13,323 We're not getting a damn thing on the inertial nav system. 1630 01:30:13,408 --> 01:30:15,909 - I know where we are. - Please step away. 1631 01:30:15,993 --> 01:30:17,327 Radio signal's dead. 1632 01:30:17,412 --> 01:30:19,079 I'm flipping the backup generator. 1633 01:30:19,163 --> 01:30:21,665 Radio signal's gonna be cut in half till we get main power back. 1634 01:30:21,749 --> 01:30:27,254 We're in segment 202, lateral grid 9, site 15H-32, give or take a few yards. 1635 01:30:27,338 --> 01:30:30,924 Captain America here blew the landing by 26 miles. 1636 01:30:31,008 --> 01:30:33,260 How the hell do you know that? 1637 01:30:33,344 --> 01:30:35,095 Because I'm a genius. 1638 01:30:35,179 --> 01:30:36,179 The gauges will not read. 1639 01:30:36,264 --> 01:30:38,640 They're all peaked, like we're plugged into some magnetic field. 1640 01:30:38,724 --> 01:30:40,517 Well, who on this spaceship wants to know why? 1641 01:30:40,601 --> 01:30:43,061 - [Sharp] By all means. - The reason we were shooting for grid 8 1642 01:30:43,146 --> 01:30:47,816 is because thermographics indicated that grid 9 was compressed iron ferrite. 1643 01:30:48,985 --> 01:30:52,529 Which means that you landed us on a goddamn iron plate. 1644 01:30:55,199 --> 01:30:56,158 All right. Well, you heard the man. 1645 01:30:56,242 --> 01:30:58,160 Let's wheel out the remote satellite link. We need that radio. 1646 01:30:58,244 --> 01:30:59,870 Oh, God, please tell me we still got one of 'em. 1647 01:30:59,954 --> 01:31:02,038 [Computers Beeping] 1648 01:31:02,999 --> 01:31:04,624 [Man] Independence has flat-lined. 1649 01:31:04,709 --> 01:31:06,209 [Weeping] 1650 01:31:34,530 --> 01:31:37,240 [Sighs, Grunting] 1651 01:31:45,750 --> 01:31:48,126 Oh. Oh. 1652 01:31:49,754 --> 01:31:51,922 Oscar! Oscar! 1653 01:31:54,342 --> 01:31:56,092 Oh, God! 1654 01:31:59,597 --> 01:32:03,099 Hello! Anyone! Is anyone else alive? 1655 01:32:04,185 --> 01:32:05,977 Somebody, help me! 1656 01:32:07,980 --> 01:32:09,189 A.J.! 1657 01:32:10,691 --> 01:32:12,317 Where are you? 1658 01:32:12,401 --> 01:32:13,735 I'm here. 1659 01:32:14,654 --> 01:32:16,071 [Grunting] 1660 01:32:18,324 --> 01:32:20,534 Lev, there's no one else. 1661 01:32:21,494 --> 01:32:22,827 There's no one else. 1662 01:32:22,912 --> 01:32:24,246 I know. 1663 01:32:24,497 --> 01:32:26,206 [Bear] Oh, man. 1664 01:32:26,916 --> 01:32:29,834 [A.J.] Bear, where are you? [Bear] A.J.? A.J.? 1665 01:32:31,671 --> 01:32:33,755 [Bear] I'm in the shuttle, man. 1666 01:32:33,839 --> 01:32:34,839 [Grunts] 1667 01:32:34,924 --> 01:32:36,633 Are you all right? 1668 01:32:36,968 --> 01:32:39,135 I'm so glad to see you, man. 1669 01:32:39,428 --> 01:32:42,472 I never thought I'd be so happy to see your ugly face. 1670 01:32:42,807 --> 01:32:45,141 Houston, do you read? This is Freedom. 1671 01:32:45,226 --> 01:32:46,518 [Sharp] Check your thrusters. 1672 01:32:46,602 --> 01:32:48,311 [Watts] Houston, do you copy? 1673 01:32:48,396 --> 01:32:49,980 [Sharp] Is everyone good to go? 1674 01:33:00,992 --> 01:33:02,158 Wow. 1675 01:33:12,795 --> 01:33:15,213 [Harry] Down here! In the valley! 1676 01:33:16,173 --> 01:33:19,175 This place is like Dr. Seuss's worst nightmare. 1677 01:33:19,260 --> 01:33:22,721 Let's get the remote satellite. We'll get better reception up there. 1678 01:33:24,015 --> 01:33:25,599 [Harry] Bring Max down. 1679 01:33:25,683 --> 01:33:29,060 Watch yourself through here, Max. There're a couple big fissures. 1680 01:33:29,145 --> 01:33:30,395 To the left! 1681 01:33:30,479 --> 01:33:32,439 Bring it to the left! 1682 01:33:37,695 --> 01:33:39,029 [Harry] Rockhound, you come on down here 1683 01:33:39,113 --> 01:33:41,698 and take some readings down in the flat spot. 1684 01:33:41,782 --> 01:33:43,992 [Beeping] 1685 01:33:44,076 --> 01:33:45,619 Iron ferrite. 1686 01:33:48,748 --> 01:33:50,248 I have fire. 1687 01:33:50,333 --> 01:33:53,126 [Harry] Watts, I'm comin' back. Stand by. 1688 01:33:53,210 --> 01:33:55,086 Mostly iron, Rockhound. 1689 01:33:55,546 --> 01:33:57,255 God, I hate knowing everything. 1690 01:33:57,340 --> 01:34:00,050 We couldn't have picked a worse spot to drill. 1691 01:34:00,134 --> 01:34:04,220 Well, I can pretty much guarantee it's not gonna be thicker than 50 feet. 1692 01:34:04,305 --> 01:34:07,432 - How do you figure that? - 'Cause if it is, we're screwed. 1693 01:34:09,477 --> 01:34:12,145 - Max, you good? - Yeah. Just makin' hole. 1694 01:34:12,229 --> 01:34:13,605 Turn it around. 1695 01:34:13,689 --> 01:34:15,774 [Max] Friggin' outer space. 1696 01:34:18,235 --> 01:34:19,611 It's good. 1697 01:34:26,661 --> 01:34:30,288 All right. We're in. Another light. We're cuttin' through pretty good. 1698 01:34:30,373 --> 01:34:33,458 There's some stuff in here I ain't never seen. 1699 01:34:33,793 --> 01:34:35,710 All right, let's punch it down! 1700 01:34:35,795 --> 01:34:37,379 [Metal Creaking] 1701 01:34:37,463 --> 01:34:40,173 - Hey, Harry, did you see that? - Yeah, Max, I see it. I see it. What is it? 1702 01:34:40,257 --> 01:34:41,508 We lost the bite in the bit. 1703 01:34:41,592 --> 01:34:43,843 All right. Back it off. Back it off. 1704 01:34:43,928 --> 01:34:45,303 Goddamn it! 1705 01:34:45,388 --> 01:34:47,555 Sounds like we twisted a shank. Back it out of there, Max. 1706 01:34:47,640 --> 01:34:49,766 Good. Good. Hold 'er there. 1707 01:34:54,063 --> 01:34:57,023 Wow, this is a goddamn Greek tragedy. 1708 01:34:57,358 --> 01:34:59,526 We've all seen broken drill heads before. 1709 01:34:59,610 --> 01:35:01,361 Not after ten feet. 1710 01:35:01,445 --> 01:35:04,197 - I never seen one. - Well, now you've seen one. 1711 01:35:04,281 --> 01:35:06,783 - What do you want? - Unpack the Judge. 1712 01:35:09,286 --> 01:35:10,912 [A.J.] Bear, Lev. 1713 01:35:11,789 --> 01:35:14,916 [Lev] We're only three astronauts left now. 1714 01:35:15,501 --> 01:35:17,210 [A.J.] We're not astronauts. We're oil drillers. 1715 01:35:17,294 --> 01:35:19,295 We're not even supposed to be here. 1716 01:35:19,380 --> 01:35:21,464 What? You're not astronaut? 1717 01:35:22,007 --> 01:35:24,801 - I'm getting us outta here. Get in. - Why? 1718 01:35:24,885 --> 01:35:27,262 Just get in the Armadillo. I have an idea. 1719 01:35:27,346 --> 01:35:29,431 Houston, this is Freedom. Do you copy? 1720 01:35:29,515 --> 01:35:32,058 Houston, do you copy? Freedom shuttle has... 1721 01:35:32,143 --> 01:35:33,768 [Radio Static Hissing] 1722 01:35:33,853 --> 01:35:36,521 We're gettin' some scattered video feeds here. 1723 01:35:36,605 --> 01:35:38,732 [Watts] Houston, this is Freedom. Do you copy? 1724 01:35:38,816 --> 01:35:41,401 - Thank God we have you, Freedom. - Freedom, this is Houston. Go ahead. 1725 01:35:41,485 --> 01:35:43,987 - Don't lose 'em, Malloy. - Sharp, I'm getting something. 1726 01:35:44,071 --> 01:35:45,071 Houston, this is Freedom. 1727 01:35:45,156 --> 01:35:46,948 - We have landed safely. - Where are they? 1728 01:35:47,032 --> 01:35:49,743 We are at site coordinates approximately 15H-32... 1729 01:35:49,827 --> 01:35:51,578 Okay, I want to know everything we can about that location. 1730 01:35:51,662 --> 01:35:52,829 - Got it. - Get it before we lose 'em. 1731 01:35:52,913 --> 01:35:55,081 We're also having electric and antenna difficulties. 1732 01:35:55,166 --> 01:35:56,416 Walter, get Mechanical on that. 1733 01:35:56,500 --> 01:35:58,460 But we have commenced drilling. 1734 01:35:58,544 --> 01:36:00,462 Stevens, we're losin' him. Bring it up on four. On four. 1735 01:36:00,546 --> 01:36:03,840 - Come on. - Shuttle flight capability not yet known. 1736 01:36:04,216 --> 01:36:05,216 - Bump the signal. - Bumping. 1737 01:36:05,301 --> 01:36:06,593 Houston. Houston. 1738 01:36:06,677 --> 01:36:09,220 We lost 'em. Get 'em back. Gruber, we need that hookup. 1739 01:36:11,766 --> 01:36:13,975 Show you how we do things where I come from. 1740 01:36:22,193 --> 01:36:23,526 Hold on! 1741 01:36:25,446 --> 01:36:27,530 [Metal Crumpling] 1742 01:36:33,329 --> 01:36:34,704 Seat it. 1743 01:36:35,372 --> 01:36:38,082 All right, get ready. Max, thread it. 1744 01:36:39,543 --> 01:36:42,670 Guys, the clock is tickin'. Let's go, go, go, go, go! 1745 01:36:42,755 --> 01:36:44,839 All right! Good! Crank it loose! 1746 01:36:44,924 --> 01:36:48,009 Keep it at 25. Let's kick a little asteroid butt! 1747 01:36:48,093 --> 01:36:50,303 All right, Chick. Give me more torque on the turbine, huh? 1748 01:36:50,387 --> 01:36:51,638 [Drill Whining] 1749 01:36:51,722 --> 01:36:53,139 [Harry] Max, I need some more power down here! 1750 01:36:53,224 --> 01:36:54,557 - All right, boss. - Throw it in fourth, 1751 01:36:54,642 --> 01:36:55,809 then drop the hammer. 1752 01:36:55,893 --> 01:36:57,477 Let's drill through this turd. 1753 01:36:57,561 --> 01:36:59,979 [Harry] Come on, boys. We gotta hop. We're fallin' behind. 1754 01:37:00,064 --> 01:37:02,982 Dig, dig, dig. Chew this iron bitch up. 1755 01:37:03,901 --> 01:37:06,027 [Metal Whining] 1756 01:37:08,280 --> 01:37:09,989 - Chick, the tranny's stuck. - Harry! 1757 01:37:10,074 --> 01:37:11,449 What is it? 1758 01:37:12,076 --> 01:37:13,076 Chick, come on! Help! 1759 01:37:13,160 --> 01:37:14,828 - Release the clutch! - Pull it up! 1760 01:37:14,912 --> 01:37:17,455 Okay. Well, this thing's not movin'. 1761 01:37:18,457 --> 01:37:21,084 No, no, no! Shut it down! Shut it... 1762 01:37:22,545 --> 01:37:24,754 [Groaning] 1763 01:37:28,384 --> 01:37:30,343 This is not workin' out, Harry. 1764 01:37:30,427 --> 01:37:34,514 - Oh, are you all right? - Oh, blew the tranny. Blew the tranny. 1765 01:37:35,808 --> 01:37:37,267 Come on, God. 1766 01:37:38,686 --> 01:37:41,813 Just a little help. That's all I'm askin'. 1767 01:37:42,481 --> 01:37:45,650 I think we're close enough. He might've heard ya. 1768 01:37:48,529 --> 01:37:50,864 Here's the bad news. Before the asteroid passed the moon, 1769 01:37:50,948 --> 01:37:54,200 her rotation was stable at 32 degrees on an x axis. 1770 01:37:54,285 --> 01:37:58,204 But now look at this. The lunar gravity's put her in a spin. 1771 01:37:58,539 --> 01:38:02,000 She's tumbling on all three axes. This wasn't expected, sir. 1772 01:38:02,084 --> 01:38:04,669 - What does this do for communications? - Not good. 1773 01:38:04,753 --> 01:38:07,422 We'll have definite contact with the shuttle for only seven more minutes. 1774 01:38:07,506 --> 01:38:10,300 - After that it's radio darkness. - For how long? 1775 01:38:10,384 --> 01:38:14,137 And after seven minutes, we may never hear from them again. 1776 01:38:14,597 --> 01:38:16,097 But we're trying to bounce a signal 1777 01:38:16,181 --> 01:38:18,641 off a Russian military satellite, reestablish contact that way. 1778 01:38:18,726 --> 01:38:20,560 If we lose the shuttle com, 1779 01:38:20,644 --> 01:38:23,187 when do we lose the ability to remote detonate that nuke? 1780 01:38:23,272 --> 01:38:25,690 The weapon remote receives a signal from a Milstar satellite. 1781 01:38:25,774 --> 01:38:27,775 Higher orbit, more powerful transmitter. 1782 01:38:27,860 --> 01:38:29,777 If we've got the shuttle for seven minutes, 1783 01:38:29,862 --> 01:38:32,196 we can remote detonate for an additional five. 1784 01:38:32,281 --> 01:38:34,407 What he's trying to say, General, is that, uh, in 12 minutes' time, 1785 01:38:34,491 --> 01:38:38,119 you may lose the ability to detonate the nuke... permanently. 1786 01:38:38,203 --> 01:38:40,038 I've got to inform the president. 1787 01:38:41,665 --> 01:38:44,250 Just want to make sure you know we're stuck on an asteroid. 1788 01:38:44,335 --> 01:38:46,252 - Do you know what you're doing now? - No, no. 1789 01:38:46,337 --> 01:38:49,631 You know what? I have no idea what I'm doing. I have no idea. 1790 01:38:49,715 --> 01:38:52,008 This button, I don't know what that does, okay? 1791 01:38:52,092 --> 01:38:54,636 All I know is that we just crashed back there, 1792 01:38:54,720 --> 01:38:57,597 I lost two of my friends, we're 25 miles from Harry's shuttle. 1793 01:38:57,681 --> 01:39:00,099 We don't know if he's alive. We don't know if he can fly. 1794 01:39:00,184 --> 01:39:01,893 All I know is, there's a beep on this thing 1795 01:39:01,977 --> 01:39:03,102 and I'm trying to get us there. 1796 01:39:10,778 --> 01:39:11,778 [Beeping] 1797 01:39:11,862 --> 01:39:13,863 Let's get it unpacked. 1798 01:39:14,990 --> 01:39:15,949 What's up? 1799 01:39:16,033 --> 01:39:18,743 We're drilling through some kind of metal I've never seen before. 1800 01:39:18,827 --> 01:39:21,788 It's fried two of our drill bits, and now we blew our first transmission. 1801 01:39:21,872 --> 01:39:22,872 So how deep are we? 1802 01:39:22,957 --> 01:39:24,666 We could use your help with the transmission, Colonel. 1803 01:39:24,750 --> 01:39:27,627 I have an assessment report due now. We're supposed to be at 200 feet. 1804 01:39:27,711 --> 01:39:30,463 - So how deep are we? - Not as deep as we'll be 1805 01:39:30,547 --> 01:39:32,048 when you quit askin' me these questions 1806 01:39:32,132 --> 01:39:33,716 and help us load this transmission on. 1807 01:39:33,801 --> 01:39:35,051 What is our current depth? 1808 01:39:35,135 --> 01:39:36,928 Our current depth is not important, Colonel. 1809 01:39:37,012 --> 01:39:40,056 I'll decide what's important. We've got 800 feet to drill. 1810 01:39:40,140 --> 01:39:43,142 You've had two and a half hours. Where are we? 1811 01:39:44,853 --> 01:39:46,437 We're at 57 feet. 1812 01:39:47,064 --> 01:39:48,064 Now, if you're not too busy, 1813 01:39:48,148 --> 01:39:50,441 maybe you can give us a hand with this transmission. 1814 01:39:50,526 --> 01:39:52,068 Colonel Sharp! 1815 01:39:53,195 --> 01:39:55,905 Get this strapped up. I'll be right back. Colonel Sharp! 1816 01:39:55,990 --> 01:39:59,200 All right. I'm coming through. We have contact. Over. 1817 01:39:59,284 --> 01:40:01,869 That's as clear as it's gonna get. 1818 01:40:02,621 --> 01:40:04,831 Houston, this is Freedom. Do you copy? 1819 01:40:04,915 --> 01:40:07,500 Working at a remote satellite link at this moment. 1820 01:40:07,584 --> 01:40:08,835 - Transmission change. - Colonel! 1821 01:40:08,919 --> 01:40:11,587 Twenty minutes. Puts drilling final at ten hours. 1822 01:40:11,672 --> 01:40:15,174 Please advise. That's four hours past the zero barrier. Please advise. 1823 01:40:15,259 --> 01:40:18,052 What the hell is this? "Zero depth"? 1824 01:40:18,262 --> 01:40:21,014 And where'd this come from? Who are you talkin' to? Is that Truman? 1825 01:40:21,098 --> 01:40:22,515 Lemme have that phone. Gimme the phone. 1826 01:40:22,599 --> 01:40:25,560 Truman! Look, this is what happens when you drill. 1827 01:40:25,644 --> 01:40:29,897 We cannot use your "U.S. Air Force Personnel Only" drill time card. 1828 01:40:29,982 --> 01:40:32,108 - Who wrote this thing, by the way? - We're losing coms again. 1829 01:40:32,192 --> 01:40:34,402 Look. Is he getting this? Does he hear me or... 1830 01:40:34,486 --> 01:40:35,820 - What's wrong with this? - The com's down. 1831 01:40:35,904 --> 01:40:36,863 What do you mean, "the com's down"? 1832 01:40:36,947 --> 01:40:38,281 [Sharp] What do I mean? I mean we've lost 1833 01:40:38,365 --> 01:40:39,907 - communication to mission control. - Fine. 1834 01:40:39,992 --> 01:40:41,951 Let's go back to the cargo bay and get the transmission... 1835 01:40:42,036 --> 01:40:45,371 Harry, guess what. You had your shot. You didn't do it. You understand me? 1836 01:40:45,456 --> 01:40:47,206 - You can't... - Why don't you stay here... 1837 01:40:47,291 --> 01:40:49,250 [Shouting] 1838 01:40:50,044 --> 01:40:52,003 Write a report, why don't ya? That'll be... 1839 01:40:52,087 --> 01:40:53,671 [Shouting Continues] 1840 01:40:53,797 --> 01:40:55,965 My men and I will go and get this hole dug! 1841 01:40:56,050 --> 01:41:00,053 You and your men are the biggest mistake in the history of NASA. 1842 01:41:02,431 --> 01:41:05,433 - [Man] We've lost communication. - Oh, God. 1843 01:41:07,978 --> 01:41:12,190 - We're not lookin' too good right now. - No shit. 1844 01:41:13,233 --> 01:41:14,942 We gotta get that radio back up. 1845 01:41:17,321 --> 01:41:20,531 [Man] Mr. President, it's time to make a decision. 1846 01:41:20,616 --> 01:41:24,911 We can remote detonate the bomb for only another five minutes. 1847 01:41:25,162 --> 01:41:26,537 [Rings] 1848 01:41:26,830 --> 01:41:29,665 Yes? Kimsey here. Yes, Mr. President. 1849 01:41:30,959 --> 01:41:33,002 Yes, we saw that, too, sir. 1850 01:41:33,670 --> 01:41:36,339 But maybe we should wait until they... 1851 01:41:42,763 --> 01:41:45,973 Dan, get them out of there. 1852 01:41:46,809 --> 01:41:49,185 - Evac right now. - What's goin' on here? 1853 01:41:49,269 --> 01:41:51,104 I've been ordered to override the system. 1854 01:41:51,188 --> 01:41:53,397 [Elevator Bells Dinging] 1855 01:41:56,068 --> 01:41:58,027 Well, what is this? 1856 01:42:02,491 --> 01:42:04,242 Secondary protocol. 1857 01:42:10,499 --> 01:42:13,126 But they haven't drilled the damn hole yet! 1858 01:42:17,381 --> 01:42:19,549 The president's advisors feel that the drilling isn't working. 1859 01:42:19,633 --> 01:42:21,509 And we've lost radio contact, maybe for good. 1860 01:42:21,593 --> 01:42:22,635 We've only got a few minutes left of 1861 01:42:22,719 --> 01:42:24,846 guaranteed ability to remote detonate that nuke. 1862 01:42:24,930 --> 01:42:27,431 If we don't do it now we could lose control, and we may never get it back. 1863 01:42:27,516 --> 01:42:30,726 Well, you tell the president that he better fire his so-called advisors. 1864 01:42:30,811 --> 01:42:32,311 If you detonate that nuke on the surface, 1865 01:42:32,396 --> 01:42:34,105 we waste a perfectly good bomb, 1866 01:42:34,189 --> 01:42:36,023 and we have one chance to save this planet! 1867 01:42:36,108 --> 01:42:37,608 [Beeping] 1868 01:42:47,077 --> 01:42:48,619 I need that radio. 1869 01:42:49,121 --> 01:42:51,330 Gruber, give me everything you got now! 1870 01:42:51,415 --> 01:42:52,456 [Gruber] Roger that. 1871 01:42:55,794 --> 01:42:57,503 Yes, Mr. President, I understand that completely, 1872 01:42:57,588 --> 01:42:59,630 but my point is very, very simple. 1873 01:42:59,715 --> 01:43:02,258 And I think you need to trust me on this because I know something about it. 1874 01:43:02,342 --> 01:43:05,970 I guarantee you, if you do this, you kill us all. 1875 01:43:09,349 --> 01:43:10,766 Yes, sir. 1876 01:43:11,268 --> 01:43:14,020 General, he wants you. 1877 01:43:15,898 --> 01:43:18,149 This is Kimsey. Yes, sir. 1878 01:43:19,276 --> 01:43:20,735 I understand. 1879 01:43:23,655 --> 01:43:27,325 The orders are to remote detonate in 30 seconds. 1880 01:43:27,409 --> 01:43:32,538 You have not told them yet! That is my father up there! 1881 01:43:32,623 --> 01:43:35,958 This is one order you shouldn't follow, and you fucking know it! 1882 01:43:36,043 --> 01:43:38,002 Let her go. Let her go! 1883 01:43:40,964 --> 01:43:42,465 Your key, sir. 1884 01:43:44,927 --> 01:43:46,594 [Consoles Beeping] 1885 01:43:47,596 --> 01:43:49,305 God be with them. 1886 01:43:50,432 --> 01:43:52,058 Slow it down. 1887 01:43:52,309 --> 01:43:53,684 [Beeping] 1888 01:43:54,978 --> 01:43:56,520 [Timer Beeping] 1889 01:43:58,649 --> 01:43:59,941 Harry, 1890 01:44:00,651 --> 01:44:04,111 the clock on that nine-foot nuclear weapon is ticking. 1891 01:44:05,656 --> 01:44:09,825 Oh, my God! Sharp! Get back here now! 1892 01:44:10,494 --> 01:44:12,578 What? Get the shuttle ready to evac now! 1893 01:44:12,663 --> 01:44:13,913 It just came on all by itself. 1894 01:44:13,997 --> 01:44:15,539 - What the hell's happening? - Secondary protocol. 1895 01:44:15,624 --> 01:44:17,541 - What's that? What? - Secondary protocol. 1896 01:44:17,626 --> 01:44:19,168 - What does that mean? - What the hell's secondary protocol? 1897 01:44:19,253 --> 01:44:20,461 They're detonating this thing from Earth. 1898 01:44:20,545 --> 01:44:21,629 What do you mean, detonating? 1899 01:44:21,713 --> 01:44:22,880 - We haven't even drilled the hole yet! - We'll drop it in the hole. 1900 01:44:22,965 --> 01:44:24,131 - What're you talkin' about? - The hole? Whoa, whoa! 1901 01:44:24,216 --> 01:44:25,299 Get your helmets on now! 1902 01:44:25,384 --> 01:44:28,386 - Oh, no, no. How... How you turn it off? - I got two men out on that rock! 1903 01:44:28,470 --> 01:44:30,721 I got a man out there, too. We gotta evac now. 1904 01:44:30,806 --> 01:44:32,765 Max, Rockhound, get back to the shuttle, double-time! 1905 01:44:32,849 --> 01:44:35,768 - They could be on their way here. - They're not on their way here. 1906 01:44:35,852 --> 01:44:38,604 They would've talked to us by now. We would've seen them. 1907 01:44:38,689 --> 01:44:41,899 - Watts, air lock the cockpit now! - I copy you. 1908 01:44:41,984 --> 01:44:43,818 - Max, Rockhound! - Hey, wait a minute! 1909 01:44:43,902 --> 01:44:45,278 How do you turn this thing off? 1910 01:44:45,362 --> 01:44:46,570 [Radio Static Hissing] 1911 01:44:46,655 --> 01:44:48,698 - Harry, do you copy? - Something's wrong. 1912 01:44:48,782 --> 01:44:51,617 Yeah, it's all wrong, man. We shouldn't even be up here. 1913 01:44:51,702 --> 01:44:53,619 I know. Let's go back to the ship! 1914 01:44:54,871 --> 01:44:56,580 I'm not leavin' without my men, Sharp. 1915 01:44:56,665 --> 01:44:59,417 We've got two and a half minutes to drop it and get off this rock. 1916 01:44:59,501 --> 01:45:01,961 If they're not back by the time we finish, we leave without 'em. 1917 01:45:02,045 --> 01:45:04,463 Okay, let's simplify this. Let's just turn the bomb off right now. 1918 01:45:04,548 --> 01:45:07,508 If we don't put this bomb down in a hole 800 feet onto a fault line, 1919 01:45:07,592 --> 01:45:09,719 all you're gonna have is a real expensive fireworks show. 1920 01:45:09,803 --> 01:45:12,263 This is turnin' into a surrealistic nightmare here. 1921 01:45:12,681 --> 01:45:14,974 Watsler, are you listening? It's Truman. 1922 01:45:15,058 --> 01:45:18,894 Okay, listen to me carefully. I want you to kill it. Kill the uplink. 1923 01:45:30,407 --> 01:45:32,908 Give us the time, Sharp. Shut this bomb down now! 1924 01:45:32,993 --> 01:45:34,577 - It's not my call. - Then whose call is it? 1925 01:45:34,661 --> 01:45:36,662 An order to detonate can only come from the president. 1926 01:45:36,747 --> 01:45:38,289 - The president's not here! - Let's just turn it off now. 1927 01:45:38,373 --> 01:45:39,498 You've gotta give us more time! 1928 01:45:39,583 --> 01:45:40,833 I'm telling you to shut this bomb down now! 1929 01:45:40,917 --> 01:45:42,501 And I'm telling you it's not my call! 1930 01:45:42,586 --> 01:45:44,503 Well, guess what. I just made the call for you. 1931 01:45:44,588 --> 01:45:45,796 Harry! 1932 01:45:47,924 --> 01:45:51,010 Don't. You could set it off. 1933 01:45:51,094 --> 01:45:54,680 Oh, man. What're you doin' with a gun in space? 1934 01:45:57,768 --> 01:46:01,145 Come on, come on. We gotta stop that bomb right now. 1935 01:46:01,229 --> 01:46:02,521 Kill the uplink. 1936 01:46:02,898 --> 01:46:04,732 This thing is gonna blow. 1937 01:46:04,816 --> 01:46:07,777 - We gotta get it off the ship. - Easy. 1938 01:46:07,861 --> 01:46:09,195 Stand down, Sergeant. 1939 01:46:09,279 --> 01:46:13,199 Shut this bomb down and let us finish our job the right way. 1940 01:46:13,283 --> 01:46:15,910 I'm under orders to protect a surface detonation. 1941 01:46:15,994 --> 01:46:18,287 I'm gonna give you three seconds to shut this bomb down, 1942 01:46:18,372 --> 01:46:20,206 and then I'm gonna make you shoot me. 1943 01:46:21,249 --> 01:46:23,584 Hurry, Watsler. For Christ's sake, hurry. 1944 01:46:26,129 --> 01:46:27,546 [Detonator Powering Down] 1945 01:46:27,631 --> 01:46:29,507 What happened? 1946 01:46:30,675 --> 01:46:31,884 Aah! 1947 01:46:32,719 --> 01:46:33,719 [Grunting] 1948 01:46:33,804 --> 01:46:37,348 Sir, the override... It's been overridden. 1949 01:46:38,308 --> 01:46:39,392 I bought us a couple of minutes, 1950 01:46:39,476 --> 01:46:41,519 so get that radio workin', okay? Hurry, hurry! 1951 01:46:42,270 --> 01:46:43,771 [Grunting] 1952 01:46:44,147 --> 01:46:47,900 Bring me all the way up here just to blow me and my friends up? Is that it? 1953 01:46:47,984 --> 01:46:50,736 - [Gasping] Listen... - Shut up! 1954 01:46:50,821 --> 01:46:54,740 Shut up, Colonel. I'm talking now. 1955 01:46:54,825 --> 01:46:56,826 [Sharp] It could start again. It might've been a warning. 1956 01:46:56,910 --> 01:46:58,160 [Gasping] 1957 01:46:58,995 --> 01:46:59,954 Uh-oh. 1958 01:47:00,038 --> 01:47:02,456 That's why you are gonna dismantle this bomb. 1959 01:47:02,541 --> 01:47:05,126 All right. What'd we miss? 1960 01:47:09,631 --> 01:47:12,508 - Do it again. - Go. 1961 01:47:15,971 --> 01:47:17,888 Keep tryin'. 1962 01:47:19,182 --> 01:47:23,769 Sir, I need you to cease and desist. I need your terminal... Now. 1963 01:47:27,149 --> 01:47:29,942 - They're reactivating the bomb. - Comin' back on-line, sir. 1964 01:47:30,026 --> 01:47:33,320 - [Detonator Blipping] - Oh, geez. Here we go again. 1965 01:47:33,405 --> 01:47:36,449 What're you doin' up here? And why did you even bother to make the trip? 1966 01:47:36,533 --> 01:47:39,118 To do the right thing, to see that it's done. 1967 01:47:39,202 --> 01:47:41,412 [Breathing Heavily] 1968 01:47:42,497 --> 01:47:44,206 [Gasping] 1969 01:47:47,043 --> 01:47:50,087 For God's sakes, think about what you're doin'. 1970 01:47:50,172 --> 01:47:53,632 Why are you listenin' to someone that's 100,000 miles away? 1971 01:47:53,717 --> 01:47:57,303 We're here. Nobody down there can help us. 1972 01:47:57,387 --> 01:48:01,182 So if we don't get this job done, then everybody's gone. 1973 01:48:01,266 --> 01:48:02,808 One minute. 1974 01:48:03,894 --> 01:48:06,604 I've been drillin' holes in the earth for 30 years. 1975 01:48:06,688 --> 01:48:11,442 And I have never, never missed a depth that I have aimed for. 1976 01:48:11,526 --> 01:48:14,987 And by God, I am not gonna miss this one. I will make 800 feet. 1977 01:48:15,071 --> 01:48:16,864 Forty-two seconds. 1978 01:48:18,241 --> 01:48:21,160 But I can't do it alone, Colonel. I need your help. 1979 01:48:21,244 --> 01:48:24,747 You swear on your daughter's life, on my family's, 1980 01:48:24,831 --> 01:48:27,500 that you can hit that mark? 1981 01:48:27,584 --> 01:48:31,879 I will make 800 feet. I swear to God, I will. 1982 01:48:31,963 --> 01:48:34,423 Then let's turn this bomb off. 1983 01:48:35,717 --> 01:48:37,259 [Beeping] 1984 01:48:43,850 --> 01:48:45,935 [Beeping Continues] 1985 01:48:46,353 --> 01:48:47,937 Steady. Take it back. 1986 01:48:48,021 --> 01:48:49,939 That's what you'll have to do. Get 'em off backwards. 1987 01:48:50,023 --> 01:48:51,524 Rainbow track? Under... 1988 01:48:51,608 --> 01:48:53,150 - Under one? Under... Okay. - All of 'em. All of 'em. 1989 01:48:53,235 --> 01:48:56,695 - Okay. Are we free of static? - Oh, do a good job. Do a good job. 1990 01:48:56,780 --> 01:48:59,073 - Steady. Steady. - Good job. All right. All right. 1991 01:48:59,157 --> 01:49:02,868 Go! Go! Go! Red wire "A." Ready? And... 1992 01:49:02,953 --> 01:49:04,745 Now. Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! 1993 01:49:04,829 --> 01:49:06,080 [Breathing Heavily] 1994 01:49:06,164 --> 01:49:07,248 Negative "B." 1995 01:49:07,332 --> 01:49:10,209 - Ready, and now. - Do a good job. Do a good job. 1996 01:49:10,293 --> 01:49:11,710 Track flipped. Hot's in. 1997 01:49:11,795 --> 01:49:13,128 - It better be. Go. - Red or blue? 1998 01:49:13,213 --> 01:49:14,797 [Beeping Faster] 1999 01:49:16,299 --> 01:49:17,550 Re... 2000 01:49:20,095 --> 01:49:21,095 [Whimpering] 2001 01:49:21,179 --> 01:49:22,680 [Beeping Continues] 2002 01:49:22,764 --> 01:49:24,139 Blue. 2003 01:49:24,683 --> 01:49:26,433 [Beeping Stops] 2004 01:49:27,185 --> 01:49:28,394 Good job! 2005 01:49:28,478 --> 01:49:30,563 [All Panting] 2006 01:49:33,733 --> 01:49:36,193 Oh, God, it sucks up here. 2007 01:49:36,987 --> 01:49:39,697 Sir, the clock has stopped at three seconds. 2008 01:49:39,781 --> 01:49:41,031 What? 2009 01:49:41,700 --> 01:49:43,867 Have we lost complete radio contact? 2010 01:49:43,952 --> 01:49:45,077 I got some magic happening. 2011 01:49:45,161 --> 01:49:46,495 We're bouncing off Russian and French satellites. 2012 01:49:46,580 --> 01:49:50,624 - It may have a faint signal. - Houston? Houston, do you copy? 2013 01:49:52,335 --> 01:49:54,336 Go ahead, Freedom. 2014 01:49:54,671 --> 01:49:55,963 Houston, you have a problem... 2015 01:49:56,047 --> 01:49:57,423 Problem. 2016 01:49:57,507 --> 01:50:00,342 See, I promised my little girl that I'd be comin' home. 2017 01:50:01,344 --> 01:50:04,221 Now, I don't know what you people are doin' down there, 2018 01:50:04,306 --> 01:50:05,806 but we got a hole to dig up there. 2019 01:50:05,890 --> 01:50:07,641 [Cheering] 2020 01:50:07,726 --> 01:50:09,602 Go, go, go, go! Come on. We got work to do. 2021 01:50:10,020 --> 01:50:13,439 Okay, guys. All go, no quit. How ya doin' down there? Good? 2022 01:50:13,523 --> 01:50:16,442 Okay, got the tranny. We're back in business. 2023 01:50:16,526 --> 01:50:20,362 Hey, you guys should take a break and come up and see this. 2024 01:50:21,656 --> 01:50:24,450 Wow. Got a great view of the Earth from here. 2025 01:50:24,534 --> 01:50:26,535 Too bad we'll never set foot on her again. 2026 01:50:26,620 --> 01:50:29,079 - Lev, do you see anything? - No. 2027 01:50:29,164 --> 01:50:32,458 Well, keep goin'. I'm not givin' up. 2028 01:50:32,542 --> 01:50:34,460 Hold up here, Bear. 2029 01:50:34,544 --> 01:50:36,629 - [Lev] Oh, boy. - [A.J.] This is great. 2030 01:50:36,713 --> 01:50:39,632 We just happen to run into the Grand Canyon on the asteroid? 2031 01:50:39,716 --> 01:50:42,926 I told you, you took a wrong way, a wrong road. 2032 01:50:43,011 --> 01:50:46,347 [A.J.] What... What road? Do you see any roads around here? 2033 01:50:46,431 --> 01:50:50,517 [Lev] You know what? I do not have much pleasure being near God's ear. 2034 01:50:50,602 --> 01:50:53,145 But you think this is looking good, or what? 2035 01:50:53,229 --> 01:50:57,441 Lev, why don't you just do humanity a favor and just shut the hell up? 2036 01:51:02,781 --> 01:51:04,615 Have you ever heard of Evel Knievel? 2037 01:51:04,699 --> 01:51:07,076 No, I never saw Star Wars. 2038 01:51:13,083 --> 01:51:15,542 All right. Doin' a good job. 2039 01:51:15,627 --> 01:51:18,337 - Give me a depth reading, Max. - We're 150 feet, Harry. 2040 01:51:18,421 --> 01:51:22,007 [Humming William Tell Overture] 2041 01:51:22,509 --> 01:51:23,676 Yee-ha! 2042 01:51:23,760 --> 01:51:27,304 Ride 'em, cowboy! Yippee-kai-yo, kai-yay! 2043 01:51:27,389 --> 01:51:31,809 Get off the nuclear warhead. 2044 01:51:31,893 --> 01:51:34,561 I was doin' that guy from that movie, you know, Slim Pickens, 2045 01:51:34,646 --> 01:51:37,106 where he rides it all the way in, the nuclear warhead. 2046 01:51:37,190 --> 01:51:40,067 - Now. - Oh, you didn't see that one, huh? 2047 01:51:40,151 --> 01:51:43,028 We got 700 feet of hole to dig, Rockhound. 2048 01:51:43,113 --> 01:51:47,700 All right. Just... Just wanted to feel the power between my legs, brother. 2049 01:51:48,827 --> 01:51:50,786 Hey, Sharp. 2050 01:51:50,870 --> 01:51:53,747 [Chanting] No nukes! No nukes! No nukes! 2051 01:51:53,832 --> 01:51:55,833 You got any more bullets in that gun, Sharp? 2052 01:51:56,167 --> 01:51:58,335 [A.J.] What did Watts tell you, Bear? If she kicked you in the balls, 2053 01:51:58,420 --> 01:51:59,545 - you'd keep floating. - Yeah. 2054 01:51:59,629 --> 01:52:01,296 [Engine Roaring] 2055 01:52:02,465 --> 01:52:04,842 [A.J.] We turn the thrusters off, we jump this thing, 2056 01:52:04,926 --> 01:52:06,635 we float right over it. 2057 01:52:07,220 --> 01:52:09,221 Go over it again, Lev. 2058 01:52:09,305 --> 01:52:12,683 Throw the jet thrusters off exactly when we jump. 2059 01:52:12,767 --> 01:52:14,268 - Okay. - And then we're gonna put them on, 2060 01:52:14,352 --> 01:52:16,395 and we gonna go down nice and slow. 2061 01:52:16,479 --> 01:52:20,065 - That's it. That's it, baby. That's it. - Is this gonna work? 2062 01:52:20,150 --> 01:52:24,236 - I don't know. - Lev, you know what, just lie to me. 2063 01:52:24,320 --> 01:52:28,240 Let's say 50-50... No. More like, uh... 2064 01:52:28,324 --> 01:52:31,368 Like 70-30 or 80-20. But you know what? 2065 01:52:31,453 --> 01:52:35,914 If it works, the two of you gonna be heroes, just like me. 2066 01:52:35,999 --> 01:52:38,834 Screw it. We're jumpin' over this canyon. 2067 01:52:43,006 --> 01:52:46,008 Just for the record, this is a very bad idea! 2068 01:52:49,471 --> 01:52:50,554 Wait for the edge. 2069 01:52:50,638 --> 01:52:52,806 - Don't hit it till we get there. - I'm waiting. 2070 01:52:53,683 --> 01:52:55,976 - [Lev] Three. - [A.J. Chattering] 2071 01:52:57,020 --> 01:52:59,438 [Lev] Two. One! 2072 01:52:59,522 --> 01:53:00,939 Aah! 2073 01:53:09,324 --> 01:53:12,618 - Yes! It's working! - It's working! 2074 01:53:12,702 --> 01:53:13,869 [Lev] Oh, my God! 2075 01:53:13,953 --> 01:53:15,204 [All Shouting] 2076 01:53:15,288 --> 01:53:20,584 - I'm a genius! Wait a minute. - Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 2077 01:53:20,668 --> 01:53:22,753 - We got some rocks! - Go left! Go left! 2078 01:53:22,837 --> 01:53:25,422 Lev, Lev, I can't do anything! 2079 01:53:25,507 --> 01:53:26,632 [All Screaming] 2080 01:53:26,716 --> 01:53:28,342 [Crashing] 2081 01:53:35,183 --> 01:53:37,810 Oh, okay, okay, we're floating into outer space. 2082 01:53:37,894 --> 01:53:39,311 - Check main switch. - Uh, this could be 2083 01:53:39,395 --> 01:53:41,438 a little bit of a problem. 2084 01:53:41,523 --> 01:53:43,690 - Thrusters on... Now! - All right, turn 'em on. 2085 01:53:43,775 --> 01:53:45,275 [Rattling] 2086 01:53:46,861 --> 01:53:48,529 - What's wrong? - I... I don't know. 2087 01:53:48,613 --> 01:53:52,115 The... The thrusters not working. I hate this machine! 2088 01:53:52,200 --> 01:53:53,325 I thought you had this planned! 2089 01:53:53,409 --> 01:53:55,077 - What're we supposed to do? - Be quiet! I must think! 2090 01:53:55,161 --> 01:53:57,830 - I'm stepping outside. - You're... You're going outside? 2091 01:53:57,914 --> 01:54:03,418 I am the only certified astronaut, and I'm saving your American ass! 2092 01:54:05,004 --> 01:54:06,380 [Grunts] 2093 01:54:07,632 --> 01:54:10,092 Yes. You'll listen to him. Right. 2094 01:54:15,265 --> 01:54:19,059 Hurry up, Lev, because we're about a mile off the asteroid! 2095 01:54:19,143 --> 01:54:22,479 Just a second. The fuel line is iced up. 2096 01:54:22,564 --> 01:54:26,608 - I think maybe workin' now. - No, Lev, it's not working! 2097 01:54:26,693 --> 01:54:29,611 I'm sorry, A.J., I was way off the odds. 2098 01:54:29,696 --> 01:54:31,113 [Bear] We're gettin' higher, man. 2099 01:54:31,197 --> 01:54:34,575 Look out! The rocks! Rocks are coming! 2100 01:54:36,244 --> 01:54:39,705 [Moaning, Grunting] 2101 01:54:40,832 --> 01:54:42,374 Hold on! 2102 01:54:42,458 --> 01:54:45,127 Aah! 2103 01:54:46,796 --> 01:54:49,548 - Pull the thrusters! - Lev, look out! 2104 01:54:51,509 --> 01:54:53,427 [All Screaming] 2105 01:54:56,556 --> 01:54:58,390 - We lost Lev. - A.J.! 2106 01:54:58,474 --> 01:54:59,683 [Grunting] 2107 01:54:59,767 --> 01:55:02,060 A.J., the thrusters! 2108 01:55:02,145 --> 01:55:03,270 Aah! 2109 01:55:06,274 --> 01:55:08,025 Let's get Lev back! 2110 01:55:08,484 --> 01:55:10,402 Aah! 2111 01:55:11,654 --> 01:55:13,071 [Gasping] 2112 01:55:16,492 --> 01:55:19,244 Lev, hold on! We're comin' in! 2113 01:55:20,371 --> 01:55:28,503 [Grunting] 2114 01:55:30,548 --> 01:55:33,175 [All Panting] 2115 01:55:35,845 --> 01:55:37,721 Thank You, Jesus. Thank You, Lord. 2116 01:55:37,805 --> 01:55:39,514 Thank You. Thank You, thank You, thank You, thank You. 2117 01:55:40,141 --> 01:55:42,976 [Grunting] Lev! 2118 01:55:43,686 --> 01:55:48,315 - Now I'm really a Russian hero! - I told you! 2119 01:55:48,399 --> 01:55:50,776 - I know! - I knew this would work! 2120 01:55:50,860 --> 01:55:53,195 - Good odds, you know? - Come on, Lev. 2121 01:55:53,279 --> 01:55:55,948 - Get in here. We gotta go. - Yah! 2122 01:55:56,282 --> 01:55:58,367 [Rumbling] 2123 01:55:59,577 --> 01:56:01,828 Rockhound, keep on that transmission. 2124 01:56:01,913 --> 01:56:04,957 - Tranny looks good, Harry. - All right. Take it outta there. 2125 01:56:05,041 --> 01:56:07,000 Lock it down, Chick. 2126 01:56:08,711 --> 01:56:10,253 Nice. 2127 01:56:11,339 --> 01:56:14,549 How come we didn't get any training on this thing? 2128 01:56:14,634 --> 01:56:18,261 Whoa. Very cool. I could take out this asteroid single-handedly. 2129 01:56:18,346 --> 01:56:19,346 [Machine Whirring] 2130 01:56:19,430 --> 01:56:21,473 Okay, boys, give it a rest. I'll take it from here. 2131 01:56:21,557 --> 01:56:22,683 [Machine Gun Firing] 2132 01:56:22,767 --> 01:56:24,351 Whoa! 2133 01:56:24,644 --> 01:56:26,353 - What the hell is that? - It's Rockhound. 2134 01:56:26,437 --> 01:56:29,690 Whoa. This is so much fun, it's freaky. 2135 01:56:31,234 --> 01:56:32,192 Rockhound! 2136 01:56:32,276 --> 01:56:33,318 [Cheering] 2137 01:56:33,569 --> 01:56:35,737 Whoa, watch your heads. Sorry, Harry. 2138 01:56:38,449 --> 01:56:40,826 - Outta my way, boys! - Rockhound! 2139 01:56:40,910 --> 01:56:43,537 Meet your maker, asteroid! 2140 01:56:43,621 --> 01:56:44,913 [Both Grunting] 2141 01:56:48,251 --> 01:56:50,002 What the hell's the matter with you, Rockhound? 2142 01:56:50,086 --> 01:56:52,004 - Goddamn! - This is insane. 2143 01:56:52,088 --> 01:56:53,630 - Have you lost your mind? - No. 2144 01:56:53,715 --> 01:56:57,926 He's got space dementia. Harry, you want to watch your man. 2145 01:57:00,388 --> 01:57:05,142 Max, downshift and put it in reverse. We gotta get that pipe outta there. 2146 01:57:05,226 --> 01:57:06,393 [Max] Uh-oh. 2147 01:57:06,477 --> 01:57:07,519 [Grunts] 2148 01:57:07,603 --> 01:57:09,771 [Loud Rumbling] 2149 01:57:09,856 --> 01:57:12,190 - What's happening? - The ground's cracking! 2150 01:57:12,275 --> 01:57:13,442 Earthquake! 2151 01:57:21,659 --> 01:57:23,535 Quick, shut it off! 2152 01:57:24,954 --> 01:57:28,331 - Shut it off! Shut it off now! - We're gonna have a blowout! 2153 01:57:28,416 --> 01:57:31,043 - We hit a gas pocket! - We got pressure out the ass! 2154 01:57:31,127 --> 01:57:33,211 [Grunting] 2155 01:57:33,296 --> 01:57:36,673 Max, get your helmet on! Max, she's gonna blow! 2156 01:57:36,758 --> 01:57:40,052 - Aah! Oh, Jesus, I'm cooking! - Max, get outta there! 2157 01:57:40,136 --> 01:57:44,473 This is it! Harry! 2158 01:57:46,976 --> 01:57:49,019 I'm bailing! 2159 01:57:52,106 --> 01:57:53,648 Max! 2160 01:57:56,319 --> 01:57:57,319 Good-bye, Max. 2161 01:57:57,403 --> 01:58:00,864 - Max! - Take care, buddy. 2162 01:58:00,948 --> 01:58:03,033 - Armadillo's off the scope. - I think we've had a blowout. 2163 01:58:03,117 --> 01:58:04,701 No sign of the Armadillo. 2164 01:58:04,786 --> 01:58:06,953 [All Shouting] 2165 01:58:36,275 --> 01:58:38,151 Get a hold of Truman. 2166 01:58:39,779 --> 01:58:41,613 Prepare the world for bad news. 2167 01:58:42,365 --> 01:58:45,742 [Air Raid Sirens Wailing] 2168 01:58:49,288 --> 01:58:51,665 [Male Newscaster sketchy information that the mission 2169 01:58:51,749 --> 01:58:54,126 has suffered massive failure. 2170 01:58:54,210 --> 01:58:56,795 And what we're trying to do right now is to confirm that 2171 01:58:56,879 --> 01:58:58,380 and find out exactly what that means. 2172 01:58:58,464 --> 01:59:01,633 Repeat. We're getting leaks from several NASA officials, 2173 01:59:01,717 --> 01:59:03,468 some rushing home to be with their families, 2174 01:59:03,553 --> 01:59:07,264 that the drilling was unsuccessful. 2175 01:59:08,391 --> 01:59:11,393 [Chanting] 2176 01:59:11,769 --> 01:59:15,939 [Female Newscaster Speaking French] 2177 01:59:16,065 --> 01:59:18,942 [Male Newscaster This could very well be our final hour. 2178 01:59:19,026 --> 01:59:22,362 [Male Newscaster Speaking Foreign Language] 2179 01:59:22,446 --> 01:59:24,447 [Male Newscaster We're gonna go off the air now. 2180 01:59:24,532 --> 01:59:26,825 Good luck and God bless. 2181 01:59:31,080 --> 01:59:32,914 - [Man - [Man 2182 01:59:32,999 --> 01:59:35,625 NORAD's tracking four small incoming over Europe. 2183 01:59:35,710 --> 01:59:37,043 I think one's about to hit near Paris. 2184 01:59:40,173 --> 01:59:42,465 [Asteroid Shrieking] 2185 01:59:44,635 --> 01:59:46,595 [Screaming] 2186 02:00:01,194 --> 02:00:02,694 [All Shouting] 2187 02:00:03,446 --> 02:00:04,905 Reports are coming in. 2188 02:00:04,989 --> 02:00:07,532 [Male Newscaster has been implemented in 42 countries. 2189 02:00:07,617 --> 02:00:10,076 [Male Newscaster Once the asteroid hits zero barrier, 2190 02:00:10,161 --> 02:00:14,414 it will take about three hours and 57 minutes to impact Earth. 2191 02:00:14,582 --> 02:00:16,458 [Sirens Wailing] 2192 02:00:18,502 --> 02:00:21,129 I guess we do it the president's way. I'll order an evac. 2193 02:00:21,214 --> 02:00:22,464 You can remote detonate. 2194 02:00:22,548 --> 02:00:24,174 You still don't think this'll work, do you? 2195 02:00:24,258 --> 02:00:25,926 What I think is irrelevant. 2196 02:00:26,010 --> 02:00:29,095 - [Kimsey] We need to do it now. - Fine. 2197 02:00:29,180 --> 02:00:31,348 - Can they still take off? - We hope so. 2198 02:00:31,432 --> 02:00:33,475 You are the one that pulled them into this! 2199 02:00:33,559 --> 02:00:37,062 That is my family up there, so I don't wanna hear, "We hope so"! 2200 02:00:42,652 --> 02:00:46,363 Guess what, guys? It's time to embrace the horror. 2201 02:00:46,447 --> 02:00:49,950 Look. We got front-row tickets to the end of the Earth. 2202 02:00:50,993 --> 02:00:52,827 [Radio Static Crackling] 2203 02:01:01,587 --> 02:01:03,713 [Rumbling] 2204 02:01:12,056 --> 02:01:13,515 Yeah! 2205 02:01:13,599 --> 02:01:14,891 Way to go, baby! 2206 02:01:14,976 --> 02:01:16,309 Harry! 2207 02:01:19,146 --> 02:01:22,357 [All Cheering] 2208 02:01:23,276 --> 02:01:25,568 Yo, Harry! What's up, baby? 2209 02:01:25,653 --> 02:01:28,321 Hey, get that bomb outta there! We got a hole to make! 2210 02:01:29,740 --> 02:01:31,616 [Sharp] Houston, you're not gonna believe this, 2211 02:01:31,701 --> 02:01:33,034 but the other Armadillo has arrived. 2212 02:01:33,119 --> 02:01:35,161 [Cheering, Applauding] 2213 02:01:35,246 --> 02:01:38,206 All right, people, listen up. Settle down and focus. 2214 02:01:38,291 --> 02:01:40,709 - Mechanical, get on-line. - P.P.O., gimme a setup. 2215 02:01:40,793 --> 02:01:42,711 Your boyfriend's back. 2216 02:01:43,212 --> 02:01:44,254 [Bear] Yo, Harry! 2217 02:01:44,338 --> 02:01:46,089 [Shouting] 2218 02:01:47,216 --> 02:01:49,217 Hey, Harry. You miss me? 2219 02:01:49,302 --> 02:01:52,721 A.J., I got just five words for ya. 2220 02:01:52,805 --> 02:01:55,974 - Damn glad to see ya, boy! - That's six words. 2221 02:01:56,058 --> 02:01:57,350 Chick, walk 'em down. 2222 02:01:57,435 --> 02:01:58,977 [A.J.] So where's this hole you need dug? 2223 02:01:59,603 --> 02:02:02,230 [Watts] Houston, drilling has recommenced. 2224 02:02:02,315 --> 02:02:05,900 Do you think they can drill 250 feet in an hour? 2225 02:02:05,985 --> 02:02:07,485 They better. 2226 02:02:07,820 --> 02:02:09,529 Bring that piece on in, Bear. 2227 02:02:10,531 --> 02:02:12,198 Tractor pull. 2228 02:02:12,908 --> 02:02:16,661 - I'm comin' down! - We got 250 feet to go. 2229 02:02:16,746 --> 02:02:19,748 It's our last transmission, last drill head. 2230 02:02:19,832 --> 02:02:23,335 Punch it through. First gear. We got contact. 2231 02:02:24,045 --> 02:02:25,420 Come on down, A.J. 2232 02:02:25,504 --> 02:02:26,963 [Grunting] 2233 02:02:27,673 --> 02:02:28,923 I got this, man. Let's go! 2234 02:02:29,008 --> 02:02:30,675 Lev, the right engine hub. 2235 02:02:30,760 --> 02:02:33,011 Houston, I'm getting no response from the preflight sequence. 2236 02:02:33,095 --> 02:02:36,681 [Muffled] Come on, now. This is not... Hey... Hey, come here. 2237 02:02:36,766 --> 02:02:39,059 Can you get me outta here, please, Lev? Thank you. 2238 02:02:39,143 --> 02:02:40,477 [Grunting] 2239 02:02:40,936 --> 02:02:43,980 - Ow! Jesus! Hey! - Wait. Uh, shh, shh. 2240 02:02:44,065 --> 02:02:45,190 - [Watts] Lev, the right engine... - Okay. 2241 02:02:45,274 --> 02:02:49,778 Lemme outta here, will ya? Just tryin' to have some fun before I die! 2242 02:02:49,862 --> 02:02:53,490 - How deep are we? - Seven seventy. 2243 02:02:55,951 --> 02:02:57,744 [Grunting] 2244 02:02:58,788 --> 02:03:00,914 - Whoa, they got problems. - The gauges are spiking. 2245 02:03:00,998 --> 02:03:02,999 Methane! Shut it down! Back it down! 2246 02:03:03,084 --> 02:03:05,126 I can't pull back now. The bit'll get lodged. 2247 02:03:05,211 --> 02:03:07,212 We don't have enough time! 2248 02:03:07,296 --> 02:03:10,965 Whoa, whoa, whoa! It's gonna blow! It's how we lost Max! 2249 02:03:11,050 --> 02:03:13,259 I know what I'm talkin' about. We can punch through this. 2250 02:03:13,344 --> 02:03:14,928 We can knock this outta the park. 2251 02:03:15,012 --> 02:03:16,846 This is our last transmission, A.J. 2252 02:03:16,931 --> 02:03:19,140 Goddamn it, if you're ever gonna trust me, ever, 2253 02:03:19,225 --> 02:03:22,102 once in your life, trust me now! 2254 02:03:22,186 --> 02:03:23,895 Harry, it's gonna blow! 2255 02:03:23,979 --> 02:03:27,065 Harry, I know what I'm doin'. You just gotta trust me. 2256 02:03:28,526 --> 02:03:30,485 Make the call. 2257 02:03:32,738 --> 02:03:35,156 All right. Hold on. I'm pushin' through her. 2258 02:03:39,745 --> 02:03:40,787 [Grunting] 2259 02:03:40,871 --> 02:03:42,872 I'm pushin' through her! 2260 02:03:43,582 --> 02:03:46,751 - What's your depth? - Seven seventy-five. Seven eighty. 2261 02:03:46,836 --> 02:03:49,129 Take it up, baby! Ram it home! 2262 02:03:49,713 --> 02:03:51,589 [Grunts] Drive on down, A.J.! 2263 02:03:51,674 --> 02:03:54,259 Seven eighty-five. Come on. Come on. 2264 02:03:54,343 --> 02:03:56,511 - Come on, A.J.! - Punch it! 2265 02:03:56,595 --> 02:03:57,595 Ninety-one. Come on. 2266 02:03:57,680 --> 02:04:00,765 Seven ninety-two. Seven ninety-five! 2267 02:04:00,850 --> 02:04:03,017 Drive it down, A.J.! 2268 02:04:03,102 --> 02:04:06,020 Seven ninety-seven! Ninety-nine! 2269 02:04:06,105 --> 02:04:09,774 - Breakthrough! - Eight hundred! Eight-oh-two, Harry! 2270 02:04:09,859 --> 02:04:11,568 - Yeah! - We did it! 2271 02:04:11,652 --> 02:04:13,278 [All Cheering] 2272 02:04:13,487 --> 02:04:15,029 - Yes! - We did it! 2273 02:04:15,114 --> 02:04:19,242 - Yeah! Kid, way to go! - I knew it, baby! 2274 02:04:19,326 --> 02:04:21,327 It's not over till we get the bomb down that hole. 2275 02:04:21,412 --> 02:04:23,079 Watts, they've got 38 minutes. 2276 02:04:44,018 --> 02:04:45,560 [Sharp] Harry, you've gotta give me that hole. 2277 02:04:45,644 --> 02:04:48,688 I'm gonna need two more minutes. I got a bent pipe jammed in the hole. 2278 02:04:48,772 --> 02:04:52,484 We gotta cut it out before we can send that bomb down. A.J.! 2279 02:04:52,568 --> 02:04:54,611 - She good to go? - Yeah, I'm all set. 2280 02:04:54,695 --> 02:04:56,070 All right. 2281 02:04:56,822 --> 02:04:58,114 [Grunts] 2282 02:05:01,452 --> 02:05:03,620 - All right. - [Harry] A.J., come on! Make it fast! 2283 02:05:03,704 --> 02:05:06,998 I'm goin' as fast as I can! There's a lot of gas pressure! 2284 02:05:13,923 --> 02:05:15,006 You feel that? 2285 02:05:15,090 --> 02:05:17,258 Harry, you gotta give me that hole. The bomb is almost ready. 2286 02:05:17,343 --> 02:05:19,928 - [Harry] Pull that pipe out! - Harry, I'm almost through! 2287 02:05:20,012 --> 02:05:21,054 Give me 15 more seconds! 2288 02:05:21,597 --> 02:05:23,097 [Rumbling] 2289 02:05:27,186 --> 02:05:29,312 Well, this is somethin' new. 2290 02:05:30,898 --> 02:05:31,898 [Crashing] 2291 02:05:31,982 --> 02:05:33,024 I don't think this thing likes us. 2292 02:05:33,108 --> 02:05:36,152 That's 'cause it knows we're here to kill it. 2293 02:05:36,237 --> 02:05:37,362 Whoa! 2294 02:05:41,367 --> 02:05:43,368 Hey, what's goin' on up there? 2295 02:05:48,123 --> 02:05:49,541 A.J.! 2296 02:05:50,918 --> 02:05:53,211 - What the hell was that? - A.J.! 2297 02:05:53,796 --> 02:05:55,838 Goddamn it, I'm finished! 2298 02:05:56,632 --> 02:05:59,467 - A.J., you all right? - Oh, lot of gas pressure in here, man! 2299 02:05:59,552 --> 02:06:02,220 - Get me out! - Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hydrogen pocket! 2300 02:06:02,304 --> 02:06:03,513 Aah! 2301 02:06:12,022 --> 02:06:13,314 Whoa! 2302 02:06:16,735 --> 02:06:18,987 - [Grunts] - Aah! 2303 02:06:19,488 --> 02:06:22,657 Oh! Harry! Pull me in! 2304 02:06:24,493 --> 02:06:25,660 [Grunting] 2305 02:06:25,744 --> 02:06:28,204 Aah! A.J., hang on! 2306 02:06:28,789 --> 02:06:30,498 [Grunting] 2307 02:06:34,295 --> 02:06:36,004 Secure the bomb! 2308 02:06:37,172 --> 02:06:39,007 Sharp, heads up! 2309 02:06:39,800 --> 02:06:42,302 Gruber! Get outta there now! 2310 02:06:42,845 --> 02:06:43,803 [Asteroids Shrieking] 2311 02:06:43,887 --> 02:06:45,305 Oh, no. 2312 02:06:51,937 --> 02:06:52,979 [Whimpering] 2313 02:06:53,188 --> 02:06:55,148 Oh, God, no! 2314 02:06:55,774 --> 02:06:57,692 [All Screaming] 2315 02:07:01,697 --> 02:07:03,281 Look out! 2316 02:07:06,243 --> 02:07:09,370 Help! Oh, no! 2317 02:07:10,664 --> 02:07:12,624 [Screaming] 2318 02:07:15,377 --> 02:07:16,586 [Panting] 2319 02:07:16,670 --> 02:07:18,087 Do you believe that just happened? 2320 02:07:18,172 --> 02:07:19,631 [Gas Hissing] 2321 02:07:22,301 --> 02:07:24,427 - Sharp, you all right? - I'm okay. 2322 02:07:24,511 --> 02:07:26,971 - Bear? - Yeah. I'm here, Harry. 2323 02:07:27,056 --> 02:07:29,557 - A.J.? - Yeah, I'm okay. 2324 02:07:29,642 --> 02:07:30,975 [Gas Hissing] 2325 02:07:32,186 --> 02:07:33,728 We lost Gruber. 2326 02:07:35,397 --> 02:07:36,898 Gruber's dead. 2327 02:07:37,650 --> 02:07:39,400 Let's get that bomb ready and go home. 2328 02:07:47,409 --> 02:07:48,493 [Sharp] Oh, my God. 2329 02:07:48,577 --> 02:07:50,203 [Beeping] 2330 02:07:50,287 --> 02:07:52,163 Is there a problem, Colonel? 2331 02:07:52,247 --> 02:07:54,832 The timer, the remote, the whole thing's dead. 2332 02:07:54,917 --> 02:07:57,001 What, the bomb is dead? 2333 02:07:57,086 --> 02:07:58,419 No, the trigger's dead. 2334 02:07:58,504 --> 02:08:01,673 It must've gotten damaged during the rock storm. 2335 02:08:03,092 --> 02:08:05,093 So how do we detonate it? 2336 02:08:14,895 --> 02:08:19,190 We have 18 minutes to zero barrier. We got some bad news. 2337 02:08:19,900 --> 02:08:23,695 The remote detonator on the bomb has been damaged. 2338 02:08:23,779 --> 02:08:26,656 That means that somebody's gonna have to stay behind. 2339 02:08:28,742 --> 02:08:31,244 It takes two people to fly this thing. 2340 02:08:31,328 --> 02:08:35,123 Either we all stay and die, or you guys draw straws. 2341 02:08:35,999 --> 02:08:39,836 I say we all stay and die. But that's me. 2342 02:08:40,879 --> 02:08:44,340 I'll draw. Let's draw. 2343 02:08:45,092 --> 02:08:48,010 Nobody's gonna draw straws. 2344 02:08:48,095 --> 02:08:49,387 I'll stay and take care of it. 2345 02:08:49,471 --> 02:08:51,514 - Well, I can't live with that sort of thing. - Nobody asked you 2346 02:08:51,598 --> 02:08:52,807 - if you could live with it, all right? - Bullshit! 2347 02:08:52,891 --> 02:08:55,476 No way I will let you volunteer for this 2348 02:08:55,561 --> 02:08:59,439 so I can go back to my home country like the man who didn't volunteer. 2349 02:08:59,523 --> 02:09:01,149 No way! 2350 02:09:01,233 --> 02:09:05,695 Hey, man, let's draw, and let's see who's gonna stay up here and dance. 2351 02:09:05,779 --> 02:09:08,531 Guys, I... I know you guys think I'm crazy right now, 2352 02:09:08,615 --> 02:09:11,617 but I would really like this responsibility. 2353 02:09:12,411 --> 02:09:15,580 - All right. All right. - I can do it. 2354 02:09:15,664 --> 02:09:17,498 Let's just draw straws and get it over with. Come on. 2355 02:09:17,583 --> 02:09:19,250 I ain't drawin' against you, Harry. 2356 02:09:19,334 --> 02:09:20,793 Well, I'm gonna draw against you, Chick, 2357 02:09:20,878 --> 02:09:23,546 so you better just go ahead and do it. 2358 02:09:24,256 --> 02:09:26,090 Just gimme this thing. 2359 02:09:33,766 --> 02:09:35,975 Is this good or bad? 2360 02:09:41,732 --> 02:09:43,274 Oh, man. 2361 02:09:44,568 --> 02:09:47,445 Well, we all gotta die, right? 2362 02:09:50,699 --> 02:09:53,659 I'm the guy who gets to do it saving the world. 2363 02:09:53,744 --> 02:09:57,330 So, uh, let's go. We... We got about ten minutes, right? 2364 02:09:59,208 --> 02:10:01,334 You plug this into the port. 2365 02:10:01,418 --> 02:10:05,588 Lift, press, hold. That's it. 2366 02:10:05,672 --> 02:10:10,218 Lift, press, hold. Shouldn't be too tough. Even I can't screw this up. 2367 02:10:10,302 --> 02:10:12,094 I'll take him down. 2368 02:10:47,506 --> 02:10:52,552 Do me a favor, will ya? Just tell Grace that, uh... 2369 02:10:52,636 --> 02:10:55,388 That I'll always be with her, okay? 2370 02:10:57,432 --> 02:10:59,392 Can you do that? 2371 02:11:00,936 --> 02:11:03,271 Yeah. Okay, kid. 2372 02:11:09,945 --> 02:11:11,696 Give this to Truman. 2373 02:11:11,780 --> 02:11:14,949 Make sure Truman gets that. Get in there. 2374 02:11:20,914 --> 02:11:22,582 It's my turn now. 2375 02:11:22,666 --> 02:11:26,335 [Gasping] Harry! Harry! 2376 02:11:26,420 --> 02:11:30,965 You can't do this to me! It's my job! 2377 02:11:31,967 --> 02:11:35,970 You go take care of my little girl now. That's your job. 2378 02:11:39,516 --> 02:11:43,144 Always thought of you as a son. Always. 2379 02:11:43,896 --> 02:11:47,023 But I'd be damn proud to have you marry Grace. 2380 02:11:48,150 --> 02:11:51,485 - Harry. - You take care of yourself. 2381 02:11:51,570 --> 02:11:52,862 - Harry, no! - I love you, pal. 2382 02:11:52,946 --> 02:11:56,240 Harry, I love you! Don't, Harry! Wait a minute! 2383 02:11:56,325 --> 02:11:58,659 - My son. - Don't do this, Harry! 2384 02:11:58,744 --> 02:12:01,621 Don't do this! Harry! 2385 02:12:09,922 --> 02:12:12,006 What happened? 2386 02:12:12,090 --> 02:12:14,550 That crazy, stubborn son of a... 2387 02:12:16,929 --> 02:12:18,346 [Grunting] 2388 02:12:21,350 --> 02:12:23,684 Well, this was a real good idea. 2389 02:12:24,645 --> 02:12:28,147 All right, let's go, Sharp. Let's get our team outta here. 2390 02:12:33,487 --> 02:12:37,990 Come on! Let's get ready to initiate thrusters! Let's go! 2391 02:12:38,075 --> 02:12:40,826 - Strap it in, guys! - Get the O2 masks. 2392 02:12:40,911 --> 02:12:43,454 Are they green? Are they green? 2393 02:12:43,538 --> 02:12:45,665 I can't believe this is going down like this. 2394 02:12:45,749 --> 02:12:47,166 You all right? 2395 02:12:47,250 --> 02:12:50,503 - O2 vents locked, pressure loaded. - Engine board is green. 2396 02:12:53,256 --> 02:12:56,008 [Woman] T minus three minutes and counting. 2397 02:12:56,093 --> 02:12:58,803 Houston, do you copy? This is Harry Stamper. 2398 02:12:59,930 --> 02:13:01,555 It's down there. 2399 02:13:03,725 --> 02:13:08,187 - Electrical systems primed. - A.P.U. is set. Oxidizers are loading. 2400 02:13:08,689 --> 02:13:12,233 [Man] Houston, we're outta here in T minus three minutes. 2401 02:13:13,193 --> 02:13:15,277 Daddy! [Chuckling] 2402 02:13:15,362 --> 02:13:18,656 Hi, Gracie. Hi, honey. 2403 02:13:19,157 --> 02:13:22,618 Grace, I know I promised you I was comin' home. 2404 02:13:23,912 --> 02:13:25,913 I don't under... Understand. 2405 02:13:26,540 --> 02:13:30,084 [Sighs] Looks like I'm gonna have to break that promise. 2406 02:13:32,629 --> 02:13:36,549 I, um... I lied to you, too, 2407 02:13:36,633 --> 02:13:39,844 when I told you that I didn't want to be like you. 2408 02:13:41,513 --> 02:13:43,431 Because I am like you. 2409 02:13:44,224 --> 02:13:48,477 And everything good that I have inside of me, I have from you. 2410 02:13:49,771 --> 02:13:51,856 I love you so much, Daddy. 2411 02:13:52,441 --> 02:13:54,233 I'm so proud of you. 2412 02:13:55,027 --> 02:13:58,738 I'm so scared. 2413 02:13:59,865 --> 02:14:04,535 I know it, baby, but there won't be anything to be scared of soon. 2414 02:14:07,122 --> 02:14:11,959 Gracie, I want you to know that A.J. saved us. He did. 2415 02:14:14,379 --> 02:14:16,297 I want you to tell Chick 2416 02:14:16,381 --> 02:14:19,675 that I couldn't have done it without him, none of it. 2417 02:14:21,803 --> 02:14:24,138 I want you to take care of A.J. 2418 02:14:28,643 --> 02:14:31,479 I wish I could be there to walk you down the aisle. 2419 02:14:34,900 --> 02:14:36,317 But I'll... 2420 02:14:38,528 --> 02:14:42,281 [Sighs] I'll look in on you from time to time, okay, honey? 2421 02:14:44,826 --> 02:14:46,285 I love you, Grace. 2422 02:14:46,369 --> 02:14:48,496 [Crying] I love you, too. 2423 02:14:48,580 --> 02:14:51,373 - I gotta go now, honey. - Daddy, no. 2424 02:14:52,167 --> 02:14:54,835 No, no, Dad, no. 2425 02:14:56,671 --> 02:15:00,132 [Man On Radio, Voice Muffled] 2426 02:15:01,676 --> 02:15:05,221 [Watts] O.M.S. pod pre-start. O2 vents locked, pressure loaded. 2427 02:15:07,182 --> 02:15:09,600 What the hell's goin' on up there? Why haven't you guys left yet? 2428 02:15:09,684 --> 02:15:12,103 We're going, Harry. Houston. 2429 02:15:12,187 --> 02:15:14,980 - We got O.M.S. pod pre-start. - Pod pre-start confirmed. 2430 02:15:16,817 --> 02:15:18,150 [Choking] 2431 02:15:18,610 --> 02:15:19,652 - What's the problem? - I don't know. 2432 02:15:19,736 --> 02:15:21,112 - What's wrong? - Fix it now! 2433 02:15:23,156 --> 02:15:25,282 No time, no time! 2434 02:15:25,367 --> 02:15:27,326 - What? - What's that? 2435 02:15:31,206 --> 02:15:33,457 - Where you goin'? - Come on. We're stayin', we're goin'. 2436 02:15:33,542 --> 02:15:35,459 We're stayin', we're goin'. Make up your mind. 2437 02:15:35,544 --> 02:15:38,712 Sharp, get out of here now. You got less than three minutes. 2438 02:15:42,759 --> 02:15:44,260 Come on, Watts. Come on, come on. 2439 02:15:44,344 --> 02:15:46,554 Blow the bomb, Harry. We're with you. 2440 02:15:46,638 --> 02:15:50,307 - Uh, it's stuck. Yes? - You don't know the components! 2441 02:15:50,392 --> 02:15:53,894 Components, American components, Russian components. 2442 02:15:53,979 --> 02:15:55,521 All made in Taiwan! 2443 02:15:55,856 --> 02:15:58,274 We're gettin' tight for ignition, Freedom. 2444 02:16:01,027 --> 02:16:02,403 Houston, we've got no fire. 2445 02:16:02,487 --> 02:16:04,572 - What does that mean? - It means we got a busted ship. 2446 02:16:04,656 --> 02:16:07,241 A busted ship? And I'm strapped in here. 2447 02:16:07,325 --> 02:16:09,243 I had a great spot picked out there. 2448 02:16:09,619 --> 02:16:10,744 Freedom, you fire that engine. 2449 02:16:10,829 --> 02:16:12,913 If there's not a way, you find a way. The clock's tickin'. 2450 02:16:12,998 --> 02:16:14,874 Let's go! Let's fire that engine, Freedom! 2451 02:16:15,584 --> 02:16:18,752 You got less than a minute. Don't think I won't blow this thing. 2452 02:16:20,672 --> 02:16:23,174 Sharp, get out of here. It's gettin' bad down here. 2453 02:16:23,258 --> 02:16:25,342 I know how to fix it. Please, move. 2454 02:16:25,427 --> 02:16:27,761 I... I have to take you away if you don't move. 2455 02:16:27,846 --> 02:16:30,848 Watts, you gotta get that shuttle started. You gotta fire it up now! 2456 02:16:30,932 --> 02:16:32,892 Damn it, Sharp. Get off this rock! 2457 02:16:32,976 --> 02:16:35,060 I'm telling you, please, move! 2458 02:16:35,145 --> 02:16:40,357 This is how we fix problem in the Russian space station. 2459 02:16:40,442 --> 02:16:43,527 Because I don't want to stay here anymore. 2460 02:16:43,612 --> 02:16:45,279 [Whirring] 2461 02:16:45,363 --> 02:16:49,241 Yeah! Finally! We can go home! 2462 02:16:49,326 --> 02:16:51,660 - She's coming back. She's coming back. - We're hot! 2463 02:16:51,745 --> 02:16:54,288 Watts! Let's go, let's go! 2464 02:16:54,748 --> 02:16:57,458 Rain all you want, you son of a bitch. 2465 02:16:58,168 --> 02:17:01,212 Let's go! We don't have time! Hurry, hurry. We got no time! 2466 02:17:01,296 --> 02:17:03,255 Initiate thrusters on my mark! 2467 02:17:03,340 --> 02:17:05,216 Two, one, mark! 2468 02:17:13,266 --> 02:17:15,100 Come on. Get some altitude. Let's go, let's go. 2469 02:17:15,977 --> 02:17:17,603 [Yelling] 2470 02:17:18,438 --> 02:17:20,522 Freedom has max thrust! 2471 02:17:27,322 --> 02:17:29,114 Thank you, Harry. 2472 02:17:35,997 --> 02:17:37,539 [Screaming] 2473 02:17:40,126 --> 02:17:41,919 Shuttle's out of range. Still no detonation. 2474 02:17:42,003 --> 02:17:43,754 [Grunting] 2475 02:17:46,758 --> 02:17:49,093 Something's not right. Too much time has gone by. 2476 02:17:51,346 --> 02:17:53,597 Zero barrier's about to be breached. One minute. 2477 02:17:53,682 --> 02:17:56,433 Harry, come on. Press that button. 2478 02:17:56,518 --> 02:18:00,729 - We're goin' back and do it ourselves. - Just don't. Wait one minute. 2479 02:18:00,814 --> 02:18:02,231 [Grunting] 2480 02:18:04,943 --> 02:18:06,527 Dan, we're about to cross the threshold. 2481 02:18:06,611 --> 02:18:07,903 Come on. Press the button. 2482 02:18:07,988 --> 02:18:12,866 Colonel, I'm askin' you. Just one more minute! 2483 02:18:15,912 --> 02:18:17,454 [Grunting] 2484 02:18:19,624 --> 02:18:21,417 Press the button, Stamper. 2485 02:18:24,587 --> 02:18:25,879 Come on. 2486 02:18:28,717 --> 02:18:31,010 Harry'll do it. I know it. 2487 02:18:32,387 --> 02:18:33,887 He doesn't know how to fail. 2488 02:18:41,771 --> 02:18:43,564 We win, Gracie! 2489 02:18:44,607 --> 02:18:45,691 Press it! 2490 02:18:45,775 --> 02:18:46,900 [Beeping] 2491 02:19:16,890 --> 02:19:18,432 [Screaming] 2492 02:19:18,933 --> 02:19:22,019 [Man On P.A.] We have detonation. Confirming detonation. 2493 02:19:39,537 --> 02:19:41,872 The two halves are gonna miss us by 400 miles, 2494 02:19:41,956 --> 02:19:44,875 and most of the small particles have been vaporized. 2495 02:19:56,304 --> 02:19:59,056 - Houston, we're comin' home. - We copy that, Freedom. 2496 02:19:59,140 --> 02:20:02,476 Yo, Harry, you the man. 2497 02:20:55,780 --> 02:20:59,616 Kennedy, we see you. And you never looked so good. 2498 02:20:59,701 --> 02:21:03,328 I never told anybody this before but I hate flyin', 2499 02:21:03,413 --> 02:21:05,330 so it'd be an awful shame to die now. 2500 02:21:05,415 --> 02:21:09,668 That's easy for you to say. I owe 100 grand to a bad-ass loan shark, 2501 02:21:09,752 --> 02:21:12,379 which I spent on a stripper named Molly Mounds. 2502 02:21:12,505 --> 02:21:14,047 Boy, that's bad. 2503 02:21:14,132 --> 02:21:17,759 Kennedy, we are 100 percent. Flap suspension control on full. 2504 02:21:30,773 --> 02:21:32,733 [Man] Welcome home, astronauts. 2505 02:21:41,159 --> 02:21:43,452 Hey, guys, remember, we're heroes now. 2506 02:21:43,536 --> 02:21:45,913 So that incident with me and the gun on the asteroid, 2507 02:21:45,997 --> 02:21:48,457 let's keep that under wraps, all right? 2508 02:22:52,689 --> 02:22:54,439 Miss Stamper. 2509 02:22:56,067 --> 02:22:58,819 Colonel Willie Sharp, United States Air Force, ma'am. 2510 02:22:59,487 --> 02:23:02,447 Requesting permission to shake the hand of the daughter 2511 02:23:02,532 --> 02:23:04,992 of the bravest man I've ever met. 2512 02:23:11,499 --> 02:23:12,916 Hello. [Speaking French] 2513 02:23:13,001 --> 02:23:15,752 - Oh, my God! - Hi, you're my hero. 2514 02:23:15,837 --> 02:23:18,547 Oh, baby, I wanna have babies with you. 2515 02:23:21,676 --> 02:23:23,635 Welcome back, cowboy. 2516 02:23:25,179 --> 02:23:29,433 Uh, Harry wanted you to have this. 2517 02:23:35,898 --> 02:23:37,608 He did, huh? 2518 02:23:56,127 --> 02:23:57,711 I could stay awake 2519 02:23:57,795 --> 02:24:01,548 Just to hear you breathin' 2520 02:24:03,051 --> 02:24:06,553 Watch you smile while you are sleepin' 2521 02:24:07,055 --> 02:24:10,849 While you're far away and dreamin' 2522 02:24:11,643 --> 02:24:15,187 I just wanna stay with you 2523 02:24:15,271 --> 02:24:18,440 In this moment forever 2524 02:24:18,524 --> 02:24:21,234 Forever and ever 2525 02:24:21,319 --> 02:24:25,322 I don't wanna close my eyes 2526 02:24:25,406 --> 02:24:27,824 I don't wanna fall asleep 2527 02:24:27,909 --> 02:24:30,035 'Cause I miss you, baby 2528 02:24:30,119 --> 02:24:32,954 And I don't wanna miss a thing 2529 02:24:33,206 --> 02:24:36,750 'Cause even when I dream of you 2530 02:24:37,335 --> 02:24:39,836 The sweetest dream would never do 2531 02:24:39,921 --> 02:24:41,922 I'd still miss you, baby 2532 02:24:42,006 --> 02:24:45,175 And I don't wanna miss a thing 2533 02:24:45,259 --> 02:24:49,179 And I don't wanna miss one smile 2534 02:24:49,263 --> 02:24:52,599 And I don't wanna miss one kiss 2535 02:24:53,226 --> 02:24:56,770 Well, I just wanna be with you right here 2536 02:24:56,854 --> 02:25:00,607 With you just like this 2537 02:25:01,025 --> 02:25:04,903 Well, I just wanna hold you close 2538 02:25:05,113 --> 02:25:09,032 Feel your heart so close to mine 2539 02:25:09,575 --> 02:25:13,078 And just stay here in this moment 2540 02:25:13,162 --> 02:25:17,833 For all the rest of time 2541 02:25:18,084 --> 02:25:20,168 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 2542 02:25:20,253 --> 02:25:23,046 Yeah 2543 02:25:23,214 --> 02:25:26,341 Don't wanna close my eyes 2544 02:25:26,968 --> 02:25:29,428 I don't wanna fall asleep 2545 02:25:29,512 --> 02:25:31,513 'Cause I miss you, baby 2546 02:25:31,597 --> 02:25:34,683 And I don't wanna miss a thing 2547 02:25:34,809 --> 02:25:38,353 'Cause even when I dream of you 2548 02:25:38,813 --> 02:25:41,273 The sweetest dream would never do 2549 02:25:41,357 --> 02:25:43,400 I'd still miss you, baby 2550 02:25:43,484 --> 02:25:46,403 And I don't wanna miss a thing 2551 02:25:46,946 --> 02:25:49,656 Don't wanna close my eyes 2552 02:25:50,116 --> 02:25:54,369 I don't wanna fall asleep 2553 02:25:54,454 --> 02:25:58,123 Yeah I don't wanna miss a thing 2554 02:28:55,635 --> 02:28:58,011 [Woman Vocalizing] 2555 02:29:03,601 --> 02:29:08,021 All my bags are packed I'm ready to go 2556 02:29:08,356 --> 02:29:11,733 I'm standin' here outside your door 2557 02:29:12,193 --> 02:29:17,322 I hate to wake you up to say good-bye 2558 02:29:19,158 --> 02:29:23,036 But the dawn is breakin' It's early morn 2559 02:29:23,496 --> 02:29:27,207 The taxi's waitin' He's blowin' his horn 2560 02:29:27,375 --> 02:29:30,794 Already I'm so lonesome 2561 02:29:30,878 --> 02:29:32,879 I could die 2562 02:29:34,548 --> 02:29:38,969 So kiss me and smile for me 2563 02:29:39,387 --> 02:29:42,889 Tell me that you'll wait for me 2564 02:29:43,224 --> 02:29:48,478 Hold me like you'll never let me go 2565 02:29:49,981 --> 02:29:54,651 'Cause I'm leaving on a jet plane 2566 02:29:54,860 --> 02:29:58,738 I don't know when I'll be back again 2567 02:29:59,407 --> 02:30:04,035 Oh, babe, I hate to go 2568 02:30:05,287 --> 02:30:09,874 I'm leaving on a jet plane 2569 02:30:10,126 --> 02:30:25,056 Leaving on a jet plane